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Rokiatu, who is feeling like a queen now, quadrant has made you proud but you can't beat me in this game
Jay is still standing and so am I.

Mrs. Chima, do you mean that for real?

An African that she can PLEASE herself better than him and any other man.

then you are a experienced, but not standing tall cause you miss us, we do you good, we make you proud,
we liberate you from your so called experience, don't get used to that, it can make you really sick and then you'll
need him to work even harder to cure you

With Mrs. Chima off, knocked out by famous Jay, and Rokiatu off, driven manly by Quadrant,
and my self still representing guys, it is obvious that the battle has been decided.
You cannot do without Jay and Quadrant

Rokiatu, Rokiatu, Rokiatu? hmmm how many times did I call you.
you think you're being brave as pronounced by Quadrant, who is chasing you like fowl is going to help you?
Listen you need us to polish, otherwise it will get rusty and then you'll know.
I'm sure Mrs. Chima knows it too well, experienced woman, I hail

oh dear you're just in the right corner, a sheep waiting to be slaughtered
How am I sure that you're not admiring what this bobo has, I assure you that, that Bobo knows it too.
enter the place you go find wetin you dey look for.
In a planet full of of bobos vibrating with energy, you have succeeded to isolate yourself to play second fiddle.

You are all like birds, "no exception" you wiggle your tails when you come across your kind
and then wiggle it even more when you're meeting after a long time, then flap your wings like you want to fly if you feel you've missed her so much.
We know all that, but when jealousy brews, your colour changes to red and smokes come out of your ears.
You won't last long without us.

Why would you want to change the person you are for? Are girls worth that much stress? Undecided Stay the way you are, someone will luv you that way

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It never worked, they feel I'm attractive and a player, I think that defines what I should do, learn from the masters I never knew, I'm loving it.

I will suggest u start with your mum

I guess you're are one of them,

Your words are exactly your age, you're enjoying adult jokes ehhhh!

admit it all yea ladies, this is our world, join us or leave us in peace, abi una no like as we dey steer the ship,
You women advocate of destruction, demanding now for the annihilation or extermination of you producers,
don't you know that you are all products of men.

Why is it that I don't believe you, something in me says that you're not being truthful
all of you wey dey do shakara for guys so tey they don leave you waka,
if you serious, show your face.
sigh!!

I don hear all una comment, guys pls I need some skills, pls help me in my new found career.
Play boys I mean, guys who really know how to play this game. I'll pay if your proposal is good.

I'm tired of playing my nice guy, I've made up my mind,
I'll play rough.

You're not serious

I have seen it, it is true, I'm taking a training now on how to be a pick_up artist, hmmm
Since I don try to get a girl friend in peace and all the good guys around are unnoticed, I have seen the light,
with the knowledge I have now, and the people training me, tell me why I shouldn't play rough?

Without men the world will be so lonely and quiet
the women would quarrel and separate, and no one can reconcile them, because their jealousy is second to none,
without men the ladies will be like barbarians, each fighting to protect her colony, tomboy will not even be a word,
without men inventions will be crippled because the women will not have the drive to make things happen
without men your pretty faces will be tainted with ashes from the service of your fellow woman, a tyrant
without men you will be like the unpolished villagers without a sense of fashion or pride for whom you are
a pretty rose that needs to be tendered by a MAN.
admit it all you ladies, you do need a man, you need me

I'm sure you've disappointed many guys who had interest in you on first approach.
SSSSSSSSSSSh!!!!!! South wetin, I dey vex.

Thank you iice

I'm an Ibo guy, 32 yrs of age, a system administrator residing in Victoria Island.
I've been out of a relationship for about 2yrs now, and it is beginning to border me, as my sister in United states and my parents in Nigeria are now recommending wives for me. I have my own business and I'm still trying to position it to a state that will guarantee the quality of training I would like my family to have, but should that be a barrier? I don't feel so, given the fact that a family is better built by two people with complementing visions. I know that my not being much of an out going person may have contributed to this, because I've always set goals for my self, which takes a lot of time to attain. I have set up a lot of goals for myself this year, now time flies away before I say "Jack", as a system administrator with bias in motion graphics and video production, I have a lot that keeps me busy that I sleep around 3am every day. I feel time is running too fast, as I've not been this guy that goes out often to visit friends and relatives, maybe I can get help from Nairaland.

It is true that bees are always attracted by the scent and presence of Hot, but a relationship needs to be nurtured with a friendly approach. I have found out that most Nigerian girls who notice a lack of composure from a man while approaching them, hardly accepts a relationship with such people, hmmm, it is wrong oh! you might be missing your Mr right who happens to be shaken by his affection for you.

nice work dude, you are getting there.

who in this world marry out of pity? thats evil but whats even more disturbing is you being 2 yrs with someone just because you couldnt get anyone better. . . . . . . . pretending to that person that you were going somewhere when you didnt!

You seem prety experienced Brown, I like your comments.

I don't know which one of u is out for my ass
but I go come for both of you,
Seun don become my friend now, cos we get comon enemy
Fire burn all of una we de answer mmmmmmmmmmmmmama-geeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

3D modeling and animation is becoming so advanced these days, but there's just a very simple aim in all 3D works,
REALISM,
don't tell me you are jack of all trains, cos, i surely know that good 3D works are not one man's business.

Well just for emphasis, you have to render your works to look as realistic as possible, then create a walk through animation
to showcase the interior designs of a room,compound or even street.
In between the walk through animation, you should have a stunning special effect, to entice the viewer, then your transitions have
to be amazing.

It is not the job that is the issue man, it is the SKILL.

Thanks Janet and 190 for coming to my rescue,
I keep my word.
and I'm grateful, but how can we meet, I stay on the Island.

With the kind of threads and responses I get from girls
on Naira Land, I begin to imagine that these Babes must be
9 feet tall, masculine and ready to give any man who falls
their way, an RIP upper cut.

Thanks Mr Brown,
I know that something seems wrong,

I'm not less attractive than any man on the streets,
although, I have always put up a look that is not appealing in terms of dressing,
cos I didn't just conform to the ways of guys going out for ladies.

I'm 30 and not an extrovert, I must admit, that I let my shy attitude take better hold
of me in the past, now It is time to be a man, yet I don't seem to see any one to play
with.

However, I have worked in 5 companies for the past five years, and I feel that if I had a
responsibility to keep now, it might just make me relax on one job for at least a year, and not
keep jumping from one job to another. I need a friend to tell me where to stop my research and to
provide for her needs, I have done that pretty well for someone before, it just appeared that she was
becoming too interested in having me as her husband, but that was not the plan. She was only to be a friend, as she
needed moral and financial support, and I needed a friend to relate with.

She was from a broken home, and exhibited this frightening attitude of being superstitious and feeling very unsafe about
our relationship. My sister warned me about her, she later showed that she was not comfortable with my neighbors, I had
to devise a way to end the relationship, now it's hard to start another one.

I'm restive, cos I feel so glued to my work.
I need a girl friend who can cause a little distraction in my life,
so far, they all seem so busy, and don't seem to notice me.

I feel very lonely these days, I don't want to keep away from you girls any more,
please, can we be friends again?

I grew up in a house filled with ladies, my house was like a girls hostel,
my sisters are pretty and had the whole house to themselves, my Dad
encouraged me to support the protection of my sisters and let them enjoy,
the house as much as they could, I became a dedicated christian, believed
in working towards perfection.

Now every one is married, my two elder sisters and my two younger ones,
Now the whole house is deserted, my Parents have chosen to live in one of my
father's houses.

Now I am in Lagos, struggling to make my own money and leave a legacy for my kids yet unburn,
Just as I'm at the right age to get married, I have found it difficult to have an opposite sex relationship,
I hardly have time to play around, as I'm dedicated to my work and yet not so much money to make ladies
desire me so much, my looks don't seem good enough to have them real to me.

I'm tired of having people flunt around me, confusing others that I have prety girl friends when all they are, are just
admirers.

Life is becoming all about computer and this is SCARY.
I'm turning into digits in computer world and I need some help.