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i don get proverbs for una, may you digest am

let wisdom enter una head for today


A rolling stone ……… na person push am.

A stitch in time, …, dey prevent further tear tear.

Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born dem.

One good turn……… na power steering be that.

A bird in hand……, na christmas chicken food be that.

He who laughs last……, na mumu. Why him no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh?

The patient dog……, Na hunger go kill am

There is human hair and there is synthetic

take ur pick!

Dry humor could work both ways

Come out Shweet , or just Dry as the name implies

hmmm

Obama is acting like a human being who isnt taking sides.

For smone who is mixed up, he makes a lot of sense.

God Forbid

lol

Thank God say i no go Convenant

@Uche, your the one flaring up

i aint taking nothing personal on NL

Shoot.

ive neva been able to play any Tomb Raider, so annoying

Christians eh!!!

What is the sin dia??

Brains o!!!

My dog has beauty

My barbie doll has beauty

My favorite shoes are beautiful.

Please gimme some brains!!

Brains pls!

Beauty can come from the box

My school no dey heny basket.

You people sef, take the beef, fry it and eat it!

One mans meat is another's poison

But there are some meats that should be everybodies poison

Beef dogs a-plenty

Basket ko, calabash ni

Nonsense reasons

i am Grossly Fed up of Nairaland

It is weird oo

no be small.

i can direct you to pple that married over internet

i no dey go anywhere!!

i go tell the pesin say, make we go market, go buy foodstuffz

then we go cook am for house.

Abeg ooo, too young to die

Most funny guys are irritating.

Girls bore me to death most times

but thank goodness, i have some correct gal pals

hehehehe

lolol

I know this guy that thinks he is so funny.

Even when he is actually funny, i cannot laugh

cos he would have irritated the heck outta me.

i second the motion that a guy should when and where to be funny