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Pokemon43: pls tell me about dis legal cheat

I prayed to God and he led me.. Before the exam I had already re-read my science text books, so that alone should have done it.. I had already study the jamb past questions cover to cover so many questions d@ shud hav given me probs were jst tackled within 10 secs..

Pokemon43: pls tell me about dis legal cheat

I prayed to God and he led me.. Before the exam I had already re-read my science text books, so that alone should have done it.. I had already study the jamb past questions cover to cover so many questions d@ shud hav given me probs were jst tackled btw 10 secs..

Uzzidili: i ben see that in score before o

you been hallucinate before because say u dey expect make people score lower dan you

Pokemon43: HOLY GOD!sis i fear dis ur result oooo.c marks u just go give them marking scheme.hides her result.....u av gotten it already

I'm a guy BTW thanks.. I no give dem marking scheme o na God do am for me.. It was really a legal cheat guess if some of my co-aspirants knew it they would've scored better self..

Jamb score : 298
putme score : 72
Aggregate : 73
course : Elect/Elect

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Time to quit this thread .. Adios till 31st.. Make una take care..

Swagalord18: yeah ... Thank God

F.a.g abeg no quote ma post o..

At last admission list is out.. Thank God I made it.. #Team_Elect/Elect_Eng::: naso I go take celebrate on the 30th or 31st

Daviewonder: Godddddd, wat an epistle!! Burr me haz a feelin d list'll kum out on or b4 d 31st, mayb we shld take a bet.

its gonna come out on d 31st but me I like saying 30th because they might just release it dat nite but I bet you guys it won't exceed 11 am 31st.. Mark my word..

Trafford: I did answer the question...I said 'I think so'..well make I answer again..

Last year, Uniben wrote postume june 16

post ume result came June 26.

First batch admission list came August 3rd

Direct entry screening took place August 25

and Direct entry result came August 31 .

Hope I've answered to your satisfaction?

Do the maths .. The result came out 10 days afta de exam, ours also came out exactly 10 days afta the exam.. The list came out 38 days after their result was released which was 3rd.. If ours follow suit it'll come out on the 31st but I'm guessing it should be 30th..

@ Engineers add me on 2go.. Vickyb59

I told you guys that the list will be out on the 30th of this month but una come de follow 26th.. Mark my word 30th august the list will surface.. Trafford it can neva be september cause Uniben just developed a pattern of doing their tinx.. *dazall* till then.. Adex suppose understand wetin I mean..

exPLIcit7: Time 2 use ur coconut,according 2 my chemical Master...A teacher walks into the class and said I wish yestaday was tomoro...2day would have been friday...what day did he make dz statement...

THURSDAY

Kolade9: Attention seeker

I swear dis guy too funny.. Guys una dey try abeg

Kolade9: I've replied na...abi u're blind ni?

haaa.. Na oga Seun be d@ o.. Owner of NL.. U con de ask if e de blind

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What's wrong with you guys.. Hehehehehe

Detivo: tanks guy i take d corection

you are welcome brother.

Detivo: tanks guy i take d corection

you are welcome iniovo

Detivo: adex, jetibrain, korm2me, karenkinky, masterpein, tinahrex, swagalord, monsieursuave-(i hope d spelling is corect), trafford. Romanticboy nd d rest of u ur pastors hav jst cum to my place to report dat u guys ar absent in church. Dey ar complain dat u guys nid faith to supas fate

absent from not absent in..... Complaining not complain.......
Welcoming you guys to UNIBEN in advance

Oau first batch admission list is finally out

@ red rose ur question has been answered.. U can go to the engineering thread to check now

O our God, we believe in you, because you are truth itself. O my God we hope and we trust in you because of your promises to us.
O our God, we love you above all things because you are so good yourself; teach us to love you daily more and more.
O our God, we offer you all our thoughts, words, actions, and sufferings; and we beseech you to give us your grace that we may not offend you this day, but may faithfully serve you and do your holy will in all things. We desire to gain all indulgences that we can.
Holy Mary be a mother to us.
Angels and saints of God pray for us.
We ask thee O Lord that you grant that which our hearts desire.
We commit our admission into your able hands Lord take perfect control of it. When the merit list comes out so those of us who wants to smile will smile, while the rest cries tears of joy.
Lord protect those of us going out and guide our families.
O Lord as you have brought Sylvalord and Trafford back we pray you bring back Beezally also so as to make this family complete once again.
The Lord bless us and keep us from all evil and bring us to everlasting life.
#Good morning my dear brothers and sisters. How was your night ?#

O my God, we thank you for all the benefits which we have ever received from you, and especially this day. Give us light to see what sins we have committed, and grant us grace to be truely sorry for them.

O our God, because you are so good, we are very sorry that we have sinned against you and by the help of your grace we will not sin again.

Into your hands we commend our spirits; Lord Jesus, receive our souls.

Holy Mary, be a mother to us.

May our Blessed Lady, St. Joseph, and all the saints, pray for us to our Lord, that we may be preserved this night from sin and all evil. Amen.

Oh our good Angels, who God has appointed to be our guardian, watch over us this night.

Angels and Saints of God, pray for us.

Grant us our heart desires O Lord, that we may have a full cause to glorify your Holy name.

We commit our admission into your able hands Lord take perfect control. Amen.

As you not only listened but answered our prayers positively this morning making this thread lively and bringing Trafford and Sylvalord back to this thread, Lord also hear our other petitions and give us positive answers to them in Jesus name.

The Lord bless us and keep us from all evil and bring us to everlasting life in Jesus name. Amen.

Mickey7: So becos trafford's gone for a while,everyone too is leaving...seriously i'm dissapointed.wasnt d thread functioning b4 he came?y shud d thread nw cease to function simply becos he's left..i'm sure even trafford wudnt b happy to knw he is d reason almost everyone's lost interest in d thread!we are one big family n u(didi,slyvalord,mehlena etc including trafford) dnt forsake family

nicely put, but u no put ma name o.