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Bartork:
Hahahahah

What's the wayo now

Why can't you just agree with me for once

They said your finger print doesn't match the record of your face

You have stayed around aliens too much now I have to find a fix

Better wake up early tomorrow and go the the embassy

Gooosh
I wanted this trip like Yester years

hahahahaha eye said eaaatttt!!!!

Just exactly the storyline I was expecting. At least you didn't say the flight was cancelled this time.

In bold, embassy kor. If they can't accept my alienary conversion, they shuuuu lemme.

Bartork:
How many %

It's too high ooo

Abeg take it easy

How high can high get high

How many %? Please tell me

Bartork:
We been on this row for long

Why can't you agree with me for once

I wanted us to visit Zanzibar before we go see my estate in the Maldives

But you won't stay one place

lol says Mr. Lannister that wants us to visit 10 countries in one day.

If that isn't OYAW, I don't know what else is.

Bartork:
Have you seen ox before

It's alienic in nature too

I knew it

You stand out as a wayo lady

You just sabi pass sabi

Shade's so dark, I can't seeeeee

Bartork:
Shim

Shim shim

Ikpekere

Sisi pelebe
Baba dudu

M
A
C
S

ghettokid1:
Arsenal no dey use this kind match joke.....dey will suprise many people.

Nairaland xi:
ebukahades10
gbest90
gadaluck
angelfrost
vickyrotex
fuckingmallam45
emeijeh
paulolee
themainboy22
powerfulguy
perfecttouchade

This formation is second to none!!! Azz in, Arsenal go shock you ooo

Bartork:
Am very well thanks

Good they will come pick you up tonight

We visit the Waldorf Astoria before we take off

Open your eyes you are not dreaming

This life is now balanced

Good to know

Ossheyyyyy the day's finally here

Lerruuuss go there. Mr. Lannister, if you disapoint!!!

No wahala we wee visit anywhere.

In bold, I wish.

Bartork:
What
Who
Is Pepe again

Please do normal

You're denying Pepe again

Bartork:
No
I haven't

I had another friend suggest some series

But I doubt our choice of viewership is Nsync

But I'll try one episode each of the 4 that was suggested

I wait your suggestions though

lol nice.

Oya watch the 4 first (and see if you like any/all), then we can discuss other suggestions/recommendations.

Bartork:
Mars quake

And malkano

Will destroy my MACS facility

Yes, Pepe will make sure of that

Bartork:
This is interesting

I have invited some counsellors to read this post they can advise you on how to break away from the addition

hujikrtyguhijkrtyui

All I see is Alienary language. Pepe is really doing a good work. Your trip with shim to Mars is fruitful.

Bartork:
Thanks

Good morning

How was your night
And what's up

Hallos,

It was great! Thanks.

A bit busier than usual Friday, but cool. How are you too?

Bartork:
What's the name of the stem cell again

For the record

The human body contains more than 200 types of cells that can all be classified into four types of tissues:
Epithelial,
Connective,
Muscle,
and Nervous.

So if you are going to tell me about stem cells be sure I have laid the foundation already

E don happen. Lemme come and be going.

Aii dee not do social studies in school.

ehmmm before I go, you should also stop adding one thing like that to the stem. It makes the effect X3.

Bartork:
Hahahaha

Fathers are better than mothers

Or

Teachers and Doctors

Before I continue
I Want to set the record staight.
My colleague from Muwonleru grammar school said that the lawyer is the interpreter of the law but I beg to differ

The doctor was there when the lawyer was born...

hahahaha lol that's true. Doctors vs Teachers.

muwonleru bwhahahahaha.

In bold, aiii give up.

Proudlyngwa:
ayam stil ................. it

You're still seeing things Continue sir.

Proudlyngwa:
i am berry berry bizzy

Cherry cherry on SIR!!!

Proudlyngwa:
Bottom line is Bayern will still give them smack down home and away

Proudlyngwa:
An alien like island in Japan for tourists attractions.






Shhhhhhhh




Lemme tell U sometin







Am beginning to suspect VickyRotex and Bartok are aliens sent to monitor us.





But
Don't
Let
Anyone
Know
Yet




Till am through with my ...........

General, I salute!!! Ya in the spirit!

You missed out one important pelzzonality (PEPE). Shim is also part of the monitoring

Corbin:
Chelsea are making sweet deals
3 new centre backs

I am falling in love with Chelsea
Cc vickyrotex
KTBFFH

Fake love. If dem beat us for one game now, you'll come here chanting "I'm not in inlove with Chelsea"

But yea saw some news about new signings/deals. I'll catch up on the details later.

KTBFFH

Saluting the GENERAL

Bartork:
I jump and pass

Lemme go and take some concortion that would make any vamp that smells my blood die off

Just smelling from a distance they weeee melt like wax

No weapon
No weapon
I repeat
No weapon

If you like use skipping rope.

Odeshiiiiiii. Your concotion can do nothing to these aliens. they're here to stay.

Yea, no weapon, just muzzikk.

I repeat! Just muzzikkk!

Bartork:
Am beginning to think that these are the people that stole our luggage


Stop thief
Theif
Stop thief


Leave him leave him semi
Let him go
We are in Ishigaki now let's dress as newyorkers

Bwahahahahha na dem

Wayo MASTER.

How did we arrive Ishigaki already, when we are set to leave tonight?

Aiii said eat!!! MACS

Bartork:
Hahahahah

Robbbbiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn

What's your brand again

rtyuhijok0lcrtvyubijok BRAND

Bartork:
I tot as muxh

You have mingled with the wrong crowd

Well I'll send a fix over to make you fully fit for the demands of Ishigaki

I intend to take to to Zanzibar afterwards just for relaxation

If I fix your comment now, they'll say Vicky tun de

Demands kwa? Are you going to sell me in Ishigaki?

Zanzibar kor, Zambezi ni.

MACS!

Bartork:
My gini is from the Middle East

Nntooor

E don happen. The gini I spoke with said shim's an alien. Better go back and reconfirm from your gini

Bartork:
It doesn't
What does it mean

Is it alienic in nature
Or it's a newly discovered breed of fox

Rara newly discovered breed of OX ni.

OYAW!!!

Captivate Us - Watermark

Your face is beautiful
And Your eyes are like the stars
Your gentle hands have healing
There inside the scars
Your loving arms they draw me near
And Your smile it brings me peace
Draw me closer oh my Lord
Draw me closer Lord to Thee


Captivate us, Lord Jesus
Set our eyes on You
Devastate us with Your presence
Falling down
And rushing river, draw us nearer
Holy fountain consume us with You
Captivate us Lord Jesus, with You

Let everything be lost in the shadows
Of the light of Your face
Let every chain be broken from me
As I'm bound in Your grace
For Your yoke is easy, Your burden is light
You're full of wisdom, power and might
And every eye will see You

WoundedLamb:
Lol.. Ok.. Y'all are forming cabal on Nairaland.

lol I no dey o.

Btw, they're here again : https://www.nairaland.com/6082148/https-2020-05-28

WoundedLamb:
Talk To me, Vicky! Talk To me!

lol. Hold Mr. Righteousness. (poster above). He knows something

Southbeach:
@bolded, Super Apett will surely save me the troubles when that time comes

Ahhhhh.... Not leashing her has always been a tug of war when its time for her to poop. and i cant deal with the craziness that comes with that moment every single time

Shes fond of always going to the sandy part of the compound to roll in the sands afterwards and every attempt to get her back inside always result in me and my siblings doing a 4x400m relay round the building ...

Cant keep up with her energy mhen..

lol

hehehehe relay race. lol. Ah I see. She's still a puppy so that explains the hyper activeness. (and her breed is also known for the extra energy). It's alright if leashing her helps to curb the craziness. With time she'll get used to it.

But it's good she's keeping you guys on your toes though. lol

Corbin:
seriously

warrapennnn

Corbin:
eh dariji mi
Mo sorry gan
Eh gba apology mi ejo

moun re rin to ri o try gan. Keep it up.

ma fi yoruba ko ra

Mi bi nu jare.

Corbin:
French

English

Corbin:
wow been a long time I have received that kiss from you

Thanks you just made my night

Smh. O ti be re abiii

etrange:
Un peu... magnifique. Il faut essayer de te perfectionner car c'est tellement une langue très valable !

Ahhh!! Just break my head lol

Merci! Oui, j'ai d'accord