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chimerase2:
Dis ma governor na pure iddiiot
If not dat he is ma governor I would have called him onye awusa......foool

fact la mumu mugu

Fake crowd gej till 2019

Prick pass prick meaning say man were born the same but one is greater

ebbymayox:
Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket

loose translation:You can't do somethings if there are no certain conditions.


Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup

loose translation:You Can't Run Away From Your Destiny


Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap

loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever


Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef

loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don't rush!


Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent

loose translation:How you start doesn't matter,what matters is how you finish.


Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/cow with face cap?

loose translation:Mind your business.



If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am

loose translation:Make something good out of a bad experience



I get am before No be property

loose translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present.



If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate

loose translation:Don't outstay your welcome



Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!

loose translation:There is always a reason for something



Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala

loose translation:Easier said than done



No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.

loose translation:Calm down,your temper won't solve the problem



Every mallam with em own kettle,every aboki with em own radio.

loose translation:Every man for himself



You no need cutlery to chop slap

loose translation:You don't need my translation to understand this,lol



Opolo eye no be open eye

loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn't make you civilised,lol



Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.

loose translation:Give everyone what they deserve.



Bring suya, bring suya,.......na cow body dey suffer am.

loose translation:Every action has a consequence



E go better e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano

loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life.

The different between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging
loose translation:Don't judge based on appearance alone

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke



[b]Na from play play dem dey form PLAYER

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke


Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.

loose translation:Slow and steady wins the race



The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back.

loose translation:Don't cry over spilt milk
Which is your favourite?


Source:

http://www.tlkdrum.com/18-nigerian-pidgin-proverbs-that-will-surely-make-you-laugh/

break egg chop na fowl yeash go suffer ram

mizkeleke:
Hmmmm some men and beastly exhibition.





BTW Any man who hits a woman is a BEAST.

some women can be crazy like mad to,something happen before dat man wazz move 2 hit her

[quote author=baybeeboi post=29491599]How will this help get Buhari's certificate to INEC?
Plus come May 2015,Enoch Adeboyes church will be a playground for d Dogs

quote the future is gej he deserves a second term.

pekeyim:
Tragic

may his soul rest in peace. Only GOD can say what kill you now

africandictator:
Itsekiri Facts @ItsekiriFacts 20 Feb 12

>Itsekiri boys rule over all tribes

>Tiwa savage is originally Itsekiri, it's all a
publicity stunt for her to be Yoruba. We take all the good qualities from all the
tribes.

>We are cunning like Igbo , we cook like Yoruba and we rule like we're Hausa


>Women are God's gift to men but ITSEKIRI
women are God's gift to the world

>Itsekiri people are NOT extinct. We are simply in
hiding.

>Only an Itsekiri person knows the difference
between starsh and starch


>If you find an Itsekiri woman..hnmn my friend
better keep her well cause behind every
successful family is an Itsekiri wife.

>God blessed Itsekiri people

>Only an Itsekiri man will say proudly "ah! She
dey speak pidgin and cook banga soup well?? I don hit jackpot ohh!"

>Don't underestimate the power of an Itsekiri
man in love

>Behind every successful man is a great woman
and behind every great woman is an Itsekiri
friend #EnoughSaid

>There are more itsekiri women than the men.

>Itsekiri men have anger issues.

>Itsekiri women are beautiful.

>Itsekiri people are too proud.Even if they are the
lowest of the lows,they will still open their
mouth to talk about the 'lowestests' of the lows.

>Itsekiri women can cook.

>Alero is the first girl after a son/sons. Alero's
are always fine if their name is given to them
properly.

>Itsekiri men have big....



#ItsekiriFacts

ok na you come from itsekiri ba

[color=#770077][/color] just gist but dont fall her mugu

What about this one, you too nko

FlirtyKaren:
I

a woman show cook before abi anything else

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kpolli:
stare back

just walk up to here and tell her she's beautiful even if she not