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damn!!

Let me get the ball rolling starting from my own experience
1) I met this college girl in my hood, after making acquaintance, things started going smoothly between us. She told me that she was burdened by her dad's inability to foot the bill for her semester's fee, I lured her into my friend's room so we could have a private time,then I gat things rolling and she wanted to hold me back and I was like "don't worry I'll go to the bank and get some money, I'll even pay for 3 semesters" guess how much was in my account?
2). I met this very good dancer, while getting laid I was like "don't worry when I get a lot of money I'll open a dance school for you" she was so overwhelmed.
3). My dicck is yours and yours alone,still wondering how to keep that promise.
4). Bae! Shey u wanna travel overseas? I'll talk to my bigbro over there and u'll go under he's company name.
Lol,if that's possible what am I still doing in nigeria??
5). I think your bro wanna be a singer, I can get you tekno's number(didn't use davido because she might not believe) lol, I get the number I still never do "collabo" with am??
Don't wanna bore you guys with just mine, feel free to share yours let the party begin, Cheers!!!

vizkiz:
if she is having some other Suffs to carry, you can help her out with her handbags but if she is just walking freely and you holding the bag... Nigga your destiny is busy playing candy crush

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