₦airaland Forum

ibibiofirstlady:
Good boy... Sleep well baby

ibibiofirstlady:

time to crash, I surrender

misshoree:
good u know

she's coming soon

ibibiofirstlady:
She is cute

is it not your pinshure?

halfricanadian:
dont u kno im dark skin im height

chai,den tell me hw u take pass waec

ibibiofirstlady:

madam, why d face?

misshoree:
Tk a clay and mould her urcf

. She's still in d hand of her maker

halfricanadian:
Sha u kno i no get DEF for dat waec result
do itd a beautiful result

. U diz ibadan girl wey no sabi anything

oginineme:
I have had my fair share of relationships, some good some bad and some ugly.
So just incase there is a qualified guy among you Romancelanders. Here is a tip:

1) A man with Strong, Stable Tool.

I remember one time I went to a club with this dude, I was giving him a slow sensual dance and I felt something like iron hitting my behind, well, I immediately fell for him ooo. The rest they say is history. No be say you go dey rock man and still NOTHING!!

2) A man with a strong stable device.

There was this dude I dated last year, he was using one Gionee phone that will get so hot that you can use it to iron cloth!! He will always complain about battery everytime .But the guy am eyeing now uses one TECNO J8 with BOOM headsets and 2GB RAM, as a music lover I have fallen for the phone sef before the guy. Lol.

3) A man with a Strong lovely set of wheels.

With the poor transport system in Nigeria, who does not like a guy with a nice ride. Not those cars that lack Ac or good sound system. I really do not like SUVs but I prefer small cute cars.
So if anyone here has some/all of these qualities am game. No be tall dark handsome I go chop.

halfricanadian:
i resemble monster for waec passport
D result con dey beautiful

beautiful ko dutiful ni something I follow mark

Iolite:
Wow this lady fin ghan, you can't catch me

halfricanadian:
You don see my leg before?

ehn for your waec passport

Iolite:
Be careful what you wish for...

chai, I know I've seen ur face b4

halfricanadian:
my picture are all passport i no dey snap full

passport?? How come your leg dey show??

halfricanadian:
First u wish u had dat long bananas
secondly im nt as short as dat strawberry

uhm is that banana long?? Oya if u aint short show me ya pinshure

Iolite:
You know, some people argue that "when you are beautiful you are beautiful", but judging from the world around us "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" rules. In addition "monkey no fine but e mama like am" and be careful what you wish for...

ehn, thatz y I want to behold u na

halfricanadian:
See as u resemble sango house boy

donbenedict:
Xiadnat how many boyfrnd don dump u

Justycxx:
That's an ideal girl. They don't exist in reality. Although a few number of girls show minimal deviation from the ideal or perfect girl. Mathematically it can be stated that,

Rg = n*Ig

Where Rg represents a real life girl

Ig represents the ideal girl (such as the one defined by Op)

n is the specific deviation factor ranging from 0.1 to 0.99, the lower the value of 'n' for any girl the more useless the girl tends to be.

omo! See correct guy your formula is dope

Iolite:
Yeah, cos am not the angel described above

u can b na, u've to start from somewhere, first by being nice to me

halfricanadian:
U cant av dat lovely girl to ursef
bad guys dont deserve good girls
Do such girl exist chai she b rare gem b dat
I will find such nd give one of my brodas to marry

halfricanadian:
if im all that to date or marry me will b impossible

Cos i go too get ego

All dis comes with ego ok?

uhm a godly person, don't have ego issues

Iolite:
Oh, you have not seen anything yet, brace up for the next pic

you are not nice