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ItsTutsi:
I just lost my erection all of a sudden, for 2 months now I don’t have it with a very low libido. I don’t get turned on even if I watch porn

What’s Agbo Jedi and where can I get it?

Thanks for the feedback

Agbo Jedi is herbal drink that expels excessive sugar from the body. If you’re the type that takes soft drinks, stop it. Just do what I asked you to do for 2 weeks. When you see the results, no be person go tell you say na you deh use your hand kill yourself. It’s simple: no masturbation, no sugary beverages or foods, then take long evening walks. You will be back.

You’ve not said what the main problem is, but I will tell you for free: MASTURBATION. And, maybe, sugar. These two are a lethal combo in any man.

Here’s what you should do: see masturbation and sugar as your greatest enemies. Take Agbo Jedi daily for two weeks to cleanse your system and within this time frame, DO NOT MASTURBATE. Also, take long walks to help ease blood flow.

After two weeks, invite a babe and test-run your schlong. You will understand why I said that Masturbation and Sugar are your greatest enemies.

Thank me later.

I’m donating one cow to support this monumental asslicking

A monumental failure who rigged himself into office being surrounded by security details that comes with the job he stole is not something to be excited about.

Maybe, just maybe.. hear me out.. maybe: the hackers didn’t take all the money? I don’t know. Just a wild guess? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Bello should either disguise as a Social Media influencer or he should go and criticize Erisco Tomato, that’s the only way our Armed Forces can develop cajhones🍒 and come after him.

They need to be certain that he’s unarmed and not dangerous.

See as this Igbo Amazon just deh use Tinubu’s “halleluyah boys” wipe ground ;

You’ve said all that is wrong and you’re still asking what could be wrong 😏

This weakling that only appears every 4 years and tries to position himself as something he calls “3rd force” so that he can sell his support to the highest bodder and cash out. Ugly fool

Sonnobax15:

Aza men,oya make una attack.

Oh no,I just remembered that their own currency weak pass our almighty naira,so no need

I’m not sure you understand what google play is or what it does

Tflex01:
Lol they should not reply him because he's the head of Obidients mob??

Nothing special about him, he's the one doing cho cho cho with everything.

You’re up at 6am on a holiday commenting on his tweets when you should be resting or spending time with your wife, there’s definitely something special about Obi.

Globad:
Threat?

Just like a paper tiger

A paper tiger that’s keeping you and your fellow Jagabandits on your toes

I should pray for a thief that stole his way into office?

The incessant attacks on Peter Obis person has only gone on to show that he is the single greatest threat to Tinubus wickedness. Ride on sir!

lamentor78:
May God punish your father that refused to work hard and hussle for his children so that they can have a good life.

You don’t even have a father that I can insult. You’re a bastard. Your LovePeddler mother can’t tell which of the men that raped her fathered you. Useless soul

Loveenthed:
Oga don't ever quote me again.

I'm talking as someone who is in Telecom and have firsthand information.

What do you know. Please move away, let me see front.

That bastard is desperately trying to justify the same hardship that was caused by the very government he foolishly supports. I won’t make it but so will his entire family.

nairalanda1:
Well, if your employer refused to pay you well because customers are not paying him well, you would say the same thing too.

God bless you and keep you well

As if it is not the government that you’re supporting that is killing these businesses. God punish you and your entire family. May you all die painful deaths!

Mathewrichard99:
Abeg o, do you still have coats to cut to your size in this T.Pain era of depression and deprivation?

Don’t mind the bastard justifying rubbish

nairalanda1:
All these companies employ Nigerians and need to pay them the kind of wage that would enable them survive this tpain economy

If increasing tarrifs helps them do so, so be it.

Nothing is free. We all gotta cut our coat according to size

God punish you bro
As if it is not the government that you’re supporting that is killing these businesses

May God punish this government and everyone supporting them to make life a living hell for nigerians.

SmartPolician:
That useless agbadorian claims to live abroad but goes about looking for bad news about South East to tell a certain story about the region.

That reaffirms my conviction that living abroad (that's if he truly lives abroad) doesn't change anyone's perception about life. Having an in-depth understanding of life is a matter of choice, not a function of exposure.

It’s the fake likes that always gets me 😂

No matter where he or helinues comments, no matter how dumb their comments are, they will surely get tons of likes and shares. If Seun is looking for the people that killed his platform, he should simply look inwards. Him own brothers don finish am.

LegendHero:
It’s a recurring event in Ebonyi which explained why you think it’s old news.

Someone need to investigate why they keep mudding themselves over yam. Probably that husband guy is cursed with shisheshishe.

Bruh, that incident happened almost 3 days ago and it’s already on FP. Give it a rest, will ya?

One would think that people abroad are always busy.

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