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SpencerForbes:
Eating an insect raw, yuck 🤮 I even saw a child eating cricket and I was flabbergasted. But even with all their different ways of eating, they’re even healthier than kids in the city and they rarely fall sick. Amazing people.

The First one is NOT eaten raw. It is Fried with some flavours added.

If you eat it with sliced bread or local bread (madiga),
You will forget this ur shalaye.

While for Cricket, it is NOT also eaten raw. Back in the day, we used to pursue it into a Fire,
And once it get burnt and roasted, next to use to Soak Garri.

Mattswaggz:
Provided they taste good and I am not allergic to them....I can try them all....but that first one might be reluctantly for the first time. .

Dat first one is actually the SWEETEST.

Ijaws in Delta and Bayelsa no dey use am Play at all.

Just eat with good Madiga.

ijayalolo:
Hmmm, Cyprian Ekwensi. When people knew how to tell a story more gripping and captivating than watching a motion picture.

When I stumble upon some Students novels and try reading Dem to maybe while away time, I always SMH. 😒

Very Weak stories and Poor writing style from the authors.

LabStores:
JUNIOR WAEC IN 1996?

I thought junior WAEC started just in the early 2000s...

My brother wrote Junior Waec in 1997.

Junior Waec those Days was Equivalent to Post-Utme or Final Year exam currently.

You will Read like mad inorder to pass.

SisterAnn:
Jealousy was the problem your entire class had for Cordelia.

Due to her background, she was not used to street life and kept to herself.

But no doubt you guys did everything to draw her out and pull her down which made her to futher alienate herself from you lots.

Then again, students in commercial class were the dregs and I can't even understand how a so called super intelligent girl could be in that class.

No where did you mention any reaction from the school authority over the fight.

Razz people you all!

I hope sherifatu didn't end up an agbo seller and I hope Op has made something out of life at 45.

You are a TERRIBLE person seriously.

All the Journalists, Politicians, Bankers, etc came from Commercial class.

Jettison this Kindagarten mentality.

spiSeyi:
She is now married to a Pilot (one of our colleagues who left Nija in the late 2000 ) and I learned a lesson from that girl " You attract what you are". It's only low value men who see every classy girls as a rude babe , if you are in high place as a man most of this babes will look normal to you . So NO TO POVERTY MINDSET AND THINK BIG

I think there is a Slight difference between Proud and 'keeping to your self'.

In the OP's class, it is possible that his class was full of Lowlifes, Crude and uncouth fellows.

A Girl coming from a Rich and Privileged background can't fit in properly in such an environment
But if she snubbed them, I won't blame her.

Kalulu44:
Lolz! You are right about Zainab being the mother of Kyauta.
But the person who lost his eye and was supposed to have married Zainab wasn't the villain in my opinion. Kyauta and his stubborn father were the villain to me.
The guy who lost his eye, I have forgotten his name was just seeking vengeance

OP
You claim to have read the Book many times yet can't remember the Characters name?😏

Well
The Vengeance seeker is Abu bakir
The Young Beautiful girl is Zainobe
The Stealer of the Girl is Mallam Shehu.

That Book is one of my All-time favourite. The story feels like something that Truly Happened.
African Nights Entertainment by Cyprian Ekwensi.

Lol
Tinibu Agbad0rian boys will be boku in this thread.

Anything Peter Obi dey bite Dem for body like ants.

OP
If your Tribesman is President, it will NOT change your life or Region automatically.

Goodluck Jonathan did not make Ijaws Millionaires.
Even Tinibu now, we still have million of Poor and Struggling Y0rubas.

All these Igbo or Tribal presidency talk is Silly.

helinues:
Like the way he rigged heavily in South East in the 2023 election right?

If Peter Obi won Comfortably in Delta, Edo, Nassarawa, etc
Why will he now depend on Rigging in his region the South east?

Why do you APC goons love spreading Cheap lies

HE Peter Obi will take Tinibu to the cleaners in aFree and Fair Election.

South East, South south and millions of Northerners will vote him enmasses.

Currently, If ADC puts their House in order and Strategize properly, he has what it takes to defeat Tinubu.

Man Utd will likely win this game.

They are very fresh since they play only 1 competition.

Chelsea on the other hand will likely NOT make Top 4,
Bcus even Liverpool will leapfrog Dem.

Adolf Hitler
Otto von Bismarck.

OP
Their names alone tells you they were NOT ordinary men.

The ones you mentioned na Small children.

Women Sha.

They Always want to eat their Cake and have it.

They will look for a Rich comfortable man to marry, but still hook up with their Exboyfriends to Bulala Dem.

Jayhome24:
Does money make someone famous and become the greatest of all time? Pls what is ojukwu worth compare to Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga and Rabiu I swear ojukwu stand in class of local Anambra billionaire abeg rest biko.

Talk about Obj, Jayjay Okocha wonder man, Soyinka, Achebe etc ok...

NO, you are wrong.

I don't want to talk much about Sir Loius Ojukwu,
But Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu will always be one of the most Famous Nigerians in our History.

The Man who created a Country (Biafra) and Almost used Aba-made weapons to defeat the Nigerian Army.

It has to be FELA.
He is still Popular after leaving this Earth in 1997.

Tuface
Wizkid
Burnaboy
Timaya
Erigga
Etc have all taken a Part of his song to sing Theirs.

Okpeshelu Ayakata.
Peace out.

OP
Suppose to have added aki ànd pawpaw.

Aki acted the role of a Youth corper with Hanks Anuku in one movie.

While for pawpaw, when he acted baby police, he was a Young boy.

Love800:
I didn't do messaging alot.
Seems my parents were comfortable buying stuffs themselves instead of sending the kids.

Modified:- i was used for indoor errands, but outdoor was not usually assigned to me.

Either you are a LAST Born
Or grew up with lots of Housemaids.🤨

Bahamas95:
Washing moi-moi cups.


Back then we used empty milk or tomato tins to cook moi-moi unlike now when many people have switched to plastic containers with lids.

My siblings and I used to take turns doing the dishes. Whenever it was my turn and we cooked moi-moi I knew I was in trouble. It felt as though the ground should just open up and swallow me rather than wash those cups.

Any slight mistake the sharp edges, especially the ones that weren’t properly hammered flat would cut my hands.

After some time my mum switched to using nylon wraps, and finally, I had peace of mind.

Lols
Moi Moi matter ehn.

The standing on an open place to grind Beans, Tomatoes and pepper was another stress.

*Selecting or picking beans.
*Going to a public tap to fetch water
*Entering forest/bush to get Firewood
*Gathering of Sawdust (Only strong Kpakos will understand).
* Buying of fufu for your father.
*Taking Wheelbarrow to meet your mother in a juncture.
*Going to Grind Beans/Tomatoes on a Saturday morning.
Etc.

The name Ursula...

Reminds me of the movie 'George of the Jungle '.

Zonefree:
A broke first daughter from a poor home with numerous siblings.

You go Buy JAMB and POST-Ume Forms tire for her younger ones.

And when the siblings enter University, if they are Girls,
Na Guyman go dey tire dem gb0la steady for school and can cause them not to Graduate or graduate with VERY low grades.

What a Wasteful venture.

LottiOk:
Leave the op and his band of adult who reason like toddlers gang. See how shallow their thinking on their own thread is, damn ‼️ 🤮 🤦🏿‍♂️ so disgusting how they reason especially that kalshi 😤🤬 the guy na Ngwu Omo, makachi 😁😄😅😂🤣kanu asapugo ya ubulu chai‼️🤦🏿‍♂️

To even believe the things he says make sense and the monikers that validate his posts 😁😄😅😂🤣 chai‼️🤦🏿‍♂️knau eligo ubulu fa,mecha aka.

I'm so ashamed for them.
IFELE fa emegbuom ‼️ 🤦🏿‍♂️

All these Long Epistle to put down such Unreasonable Trash!

Does it mean you have nothing better to say?😏

Hardwork is needed 60%.

But you particularly need Packaging, Clear expression of your ideas and Favour.

ADC will carry the day in today's FCT polls.
The voters should guard their votes.

Wike should carry his Gidigidi politics to Rivers state and battle with Fubara.

Obiedun:
I can see fear in your eyes. I can see how jittery you feel. To me it's too early to ask this question. Everyone is just watching. It can fall to any side. We are not prophets and again politics is not mathematics or physics.
So go and rest and be watching.

Lols
If you are an APC/Tinubu supporter, are you sure you are not the one that is Afraid?😏

Bcus we do NOT know if Brand New APC Governors will truly deliver their states for Tinubu.

Bcus dat's how in 2023 Delta state, Okowa could not deliver his state to PDP, despite being a PDP Governor.
Peter Obi/LP won in the state.

Then even if these Governors do Tinubu's work, What's the probability that they won't lose their own re-election?

In Kano state, If Kwankwanso wants to, he can make sure Abba Yusuf does not smell 2nd term.

Some Politicians FanBoys are so Dependent on Rigging and are Afraid of E-transmission of results.

If your Principal has performed well, he or she will be relaxed like Alex Otti of Abia.

Femi952000:
Why do these ladies prefer younger boys?

Bcus in White man's country, Older guys are too Busy with their Lives.

They hardly have time for Womanizing and focus on their career and marriage.

Unlike here in Nigeria where 41-60yrs men are hustling for young girls Opueh like madt.

Love800:
Ladies who are stingy is a nightmare to me.

70% of Nigerian ladies are Stingy, so you will likely still marry one.

Our Nigerian ladies have the culture or orientation that spending on a Man is a SIN.

The only men that chops Nigerian ladies money are
*Doctors that sells Postinor, Vagina creams,etc
*Doctors that sells Infection capsules
*Native Doctors who sells, Love potions.
*Fake Pastors and Prophets.

I hear some Political analysts claim that Decampee APC Governors like Douye Diri, Oborevwori, Muftang,etc
Will Garner Massive votes for Tinubu in 2027.

But reality I see on ground shows the Perception of Tinubu by most Nigerians is still THE SAME as 2023!

Personally, I think one or two of these APC Governors might get the SHOCKER of their lives.
After the Presidential election, the citizens of a state can Stubbornly come together to vote enmasse for a Popular Opposition candidate and ensure that the person is announced Winner against the APC Governor.

The Governor becomes the LOSER in the end.
Such a scenario is very Possible for the likes of Abba Yusuf, Muftang and even Fubara!

But Really, Can APC Governors will work any Magic for Tinubu in 2027?🤔

Remember in 2023, Sanwo-Olu of APC could NOT make Tinubu win Lagos State.
While Dave Umahi of APC could not win Ebonyi state too.🤨

Babangidapikin:
I think Uncle Bola should rescind his tax law to 7% , we are not in the U.K Biko .. I told someone I was voting for the Dancing Governor, the moment I mentioned Uncle Bola I became a very wicked person.. I am like calm down wetin wan cause fight, the tax issue came up ... Truth is Nigerians are just managing to survive, if you implement that 25% the economy would contrast ...as for Electoral law I have been asking myself what is APC Afraid of sef .. you have 30 Governors you still dey fear wetin people wey get one or zero go do... Just ask your Governors to do impactful projects, if they don't have a template, give them one ... All this show of latest Toyota Buses like Money na water won't sell.

They are Afraid bcus they know that Nigerians are NOT mumus.

Many of us will not follow our Governors like Sheep,
or support Rubbish bcus of Governor.

In my state Delta (and other SS states), we will NOT vote Tinubu bcus of the Decampees APC Governors.

Infact if Presidential election comes and Tinubu wins,
Some state Citizens will personally Punish their Governors by massively voting for a Popular Opposition candidate of ADC.

Some of these Decampees APC Governors will REGRET big time.

Later when HE Peter Obi wins South East 100%,
Some Ogboris will say it is Rigging.

Why will any sane person support Tinubu/APC who brought Disaster into Nigeria?