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INeedAnEngrJob: I neva see fud chop oh, even as I kari my cake cum

Harbosede02: ur head dey dere!!prepare 2 gv me 89 more bottles

Beennkumar: Yes sir

chycoroxie: Hian,I roff u so much don't do this to me

Harbosede02: u sef sori,tell ur pple 2 get me d stout,or i go vex leave ur pari

chycoroxie: *whispers to her* we can share him n chop his money
After we go waka

demelza: Vizboy!
Which kin rubbish be this?
How many rove you get for this party?

demelza: You just enter now now dey find cake? You no even wish the celebrant happie birthday.
Habatically!

Vivly: So, who's the MC?

Harbosede02: na small pple dey drink small stout!

chycoroxie: Dats y I'm sitting in at a corner

Harbosede02: Hapi birthday 2 whosoeva dey do birthday...wu dey here??*looks around and sight d waiter*danny!!!get me big stout!

kolawaxxy: I gat leave dis party. My sista must not see me rocking a girl

Vivly: HBD. LLNP. Thanks

born_to_be_gr8t: abeg i no see my phone for my pocket....somebody pls help me flash my number

Akinmail: Somebody help me. I've got physics test tommorrow and i've not read anything. Already taken to bottles of beer. Chai .....*crying* i didn't want to come to this party o. My mum said i should not go to parties. Now one girl is looking at me from that corner. How i wan take read tonight come pass test tomorrow. *cries*......*cries*

jovialjov: I don laugh tire...happy bday,OP.
The party make sense die

yousee: Happy bday vizboy!

If you hear your name, meet us under the mango tree for some serious reasoning

god_of_music
Kaeyame (where dis babe dey sef?)
Nadia_SA
Mazizi tonene
Beennkumar
Lirusehn
Dannylux
Deejay_harry1
Idowuogbo
Rosebetty (bia, leave that garri come this side)
Vizboy (just come taste, then go back inside go meet your guests)

kolawaxxy: Ohhhh noo! Vizboy, you no tell me say my sister dey invited now

Abu Mikey:

I nor dey take alcohol..

Oya, pass me Bottle of Fanta, Cabin Biscuit and groundnut

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Dannylux: HBD

Fynestboi: give answer to this

Dannylux:

chycoroxie: I don't think u can provide it

Dannyxy: I come here to rock waist that's all, where is the waist? Btw hbd wullnp

Beennkumar: Okay. Vizboy, I need 2 bottles of coca-cola.

mazizi tonene: Oboy! No b small go-slow 4 road o...finally! I don reach here ....bia come, dis wan na party abi na club ?

#happy birthday vizboy.....we be d same age "group"
sef

Wey dat waiter?! Deejay!.....I wan high now u dey hear me!.....oya, serve me 2 bottles of coke or sprite

rosebetty: Hapi birthday vizboi. Abeg na dat garri and groundnut me wan chop. jux put one pure water.

Enigma17: in a typical IBO accent *erm birthiday boyii* why u no bring hero beer(oh mpa) come here...no let me vex oo....Oya sharp sharp go bring hero beer come here.. give me small stout make I use am dey step down before my HERO beer land

lirusehn: me show late now. Nway! I stilll get sumall 4 bag

pasqal09: B-day boy, food nko? I don de H for here

kolawaxxy: correct guy. Abeg no one should visit dat corner for d next 30mins