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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:46am On Sep 24, 2015
Happy Eid Mubarak to all muslims in this forum, country and all over the world. Enjoy my friends and reserve the USUAL For me. You understand what i am talking about. One full lap + Odeku is enough for me ..undecided
boigrammz
yungmilio2
starkid7k
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:43am On Sep 24, 2015
MrTopeeqs:






GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.

EID MUBARAK TO ALL THE MUSLIM UMMAH. MAY ALLAH ACCEPT OUR ACT OF WORSHIP.........AMEEN


ANY BODY WEY GET RAM ABEG HELP YOUR BROTHER OHgrin

KHASSY

KLEXYCOLE

BELVINE33

AND TO ALL THE MUSLIMS HERE, THE MEAT WEY I FOR GIVE YOU STILL DEY NYSCwink, BUT FOR THE MAIN TIME OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO THE COOL BREEZE cheesy

HAPPY FILLED BELLY IN ADVANCE grin
Khassy.. Muslim grin
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 2:37pm On Sep 23, 2015
yungmil2:
that dead one?
lipsrsealed na ground you go sleep when i resume angry i swear
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 2:35pm On Sep 23, 2015
yungmil2:
lol
BTW
sallah don dey set small small grin
guy no fall my hand o..instagram my ram asap grin
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 2:29pm On Sep 23, 2015
DharmyYinks:
Guys.... pls answer dis questns

1)how easy is it to scale tru 100lvl?

2)How serious does one ve to be to bcom a scholar?

3)Wats d GP dat if gotten below, such person wil be tanke'd e.g Faculty of Engine?

4)What tips/hints do u ve for we freshers abt Unilorin?

5)What tips can u giv us concerning d norms of specific lecturers?

6)How frequent wil we write tests/classwork(if any)?

7)Any oda info wil be highly appreciated!



CC:
Temmi001
Rkarang
Yungmilio2
Khassy
Lordseyad
Wheesin
Boigrammz
Abasstoheeb
MsTIQ
IQDonable...et al


1) I wouldn't say its totally easy to dodge the "face tanke" bullet of 100lvl. But if you put your mind at it, you should be able to escape it. Just be an average reader and attend classes, and read frequently before tests/exams and you are in bro.

2)Bro its pretty a serious and tough task. I wouldn't go into that one yet, i no fit abeg ..na correct work.

3)2.0 ..yes for engineering and mass communication. (thats what i heard) anything less, you are on a free bus to tanke. But on a average its 1.5 for most faculties.

4) Once you are in, be ready to go through the
i) "butterfly period" ; This process is exactly the way it is. A butterfly out of its cocoon. Everywhere in school would be amazing to you. You will enjoy every single activity you are engaged in. Coming to school during this period will be a sweet task, and all experiences will be gleeful . Even the horrible ones. The butterfly period ends a week after matriculation.

A week after matriculation comes the
ii) "Neutral period" ; this period is also called the observation period, you believe you can cope and tackle whatever challenge unilorin throws at you. Unending Queues, 8am lectures ,sadistic lecturers, Trekking all day from class to class, Annoying security men, course registration palaver…… The list is endless my man. You begin to observe and see if you could follow the trend and blend with the norms. You ignore all turn offs and assume they don't exist. Which brings us to the 3rd period. Two weeks after classes resume.

iii) Transformation Period ; Your heart is metamorphosed into stone. So tough, there is nothing unilorin throws at you that you can't handle. You even ask for more in this jungle. You go all ape on them. But this process isn't complete until you finally get to the..

iv) The "I am tired" Period ; This period doesn't come close till 300lvl. During this period you feel you've had enough, You just wish you could graduate the next day.

5) It all depends on your faculty or department

6) test/exams come once a semester. I advice you put in your best in your tests. If you ace 25/30 ...you only need 50 from your exams to ace an A.

7) Answers are in number 4


Ps: there may be grammatical errors undecided
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 1:52pm On Sep 23, 2015
matthew80:
[color=#FF9922]I declare all FTCs free until further notice. MonkeyTest and Time Service are currently at it with my phone.

cc
harjiyoung
wheesin
DharmyYinks
horla10
MzLarem[/color]
undecided If i wanted FTC ..i would get it..not even a page would escape me.
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 1:50pm On Sep 23, 2015
BoiGrammz:
First of all, (if you say go down low na Ogun go rape your future)
Temmi001 and who told you I'm using airtel 4gb?? angry there's unlimited WiFi in my house.. So please allow thunder to fire you for just 1 hour grin

Wheesin be like that boigrammz broke.., nigga tha fvvck? grin but I wasn't too broke to pay your transport on 18 march 2015.. You'll die of scrotum cancer you fool.. angry olodo mass cum

Khassy, I faced tanke?? Agreed!!! You wey buy land for there nko?? No be estate you even say you won build with the land?? You stupid Homo weyreylis
And for not calling me all these while till I see your next month..

IDGAF baba why you no tie khassy na? If d guy enter market nko?

Duke59 the wicked producer.. I need you to come and slaughter our kpomo for us o..

Temmi001 I hope you know you're going to be cooking from dusk to dawn 2mao right??
And wherein go buy fire wood 5million naira own come.. grin

Yung milli baba message me for WhatsApp.. cool

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 10:49am On Sep 23, 2015
rkarang:
Your scholar chop 4•63, do u understand nowundecided


Dey there de jonze tonguetongue When many people don Laa
na u go jonze angry
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 10:39am On Sep 23, 2015
Yungmilio2:
hehe
no wonder them say ur gp dey 1.494
so nah you carry last for mass com
khassy no lie b dat
angry
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 10:26am On Sep 23, 2015
rkarang:
Temmie001 you now have a new scholar in your level... One Returning, the other New cheesy With just (0•02) grincheesy

Wheesin, ma tell you your own department undecided ends with •63 cheesy grin
ko ye mi...expatiate the curriculum.. undecided i dont understand
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 10:24am On Sep 23, 2015
khassy:
I've always known ypu were clueless undecidedundecided

don't you know the death cycle.... dead-buried-resurrected??

does Unilorin SUG have any hope of resurrectionhuh

change that to CREMATED Asap



whatever is CREMATED has no chance of being resurrected angryangryangry

my 5 naira


#BackFromBan
#ThunderFayaAntiSpermBot undecidedundecided
BabA o..na you still foolish pass... i swear..then boigrammz follow.. yungmilio2 join...i dey una back..na me carry last grin
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 10:22am On Sep 23, 2015
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:43am On Sep 23, 2015
Jackossky:
E - cousin
Just coming back from malaga

Xup cous
my E-cousin grin How malaga now..sey na spain that one dey abi na italy huh
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 7:51am On Sep 23, 2015
MzLarem:
Na by force,I say I no won become wife number 5..after iya risi, mulikat,Ngozi..Mama wheesin..oops..Mama khassy.. Nd u still won add me 2 d group..only IDGAF ooo..so get behind me ....
mummy mummy grin..You are officially my online mummy..You are to take responsibility of my online feeding,online clothing, school fees online and other motherly online responsibility grin grin grin
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 7:46am On Sep 23, 2015
Yungmilio2:
he is now a grown up
khassy don mature - bobo don dey use shaving stick
l
hmmm
can you please give the name and address of the hospital?
shaving stick..small beards don dey germinate grin
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:36pm On Sep 22, 2015
Temmi001:
Boigrammz already exhausted his #250 4GB airtel Data.He wouldn't see this message. Yungmilio2 told me that.
4gig airtel data bundle is 150 nowadays grin...that boigrammz is extremely broke. I wish he could just mistakenly jam mtns free 10mb.. undecided
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:28pm On Sep 22, 2015
Haywhy433:
Thanks pls help solve the rest.. Abeg
grin Yungmilio2 my apprentice.. oya solve this maths..
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 6:50pm On Sep 22, 2015
Haywhy433:
Math gurus pls help solve this.. It's urgent please.. Thanks in advance
swords . undecided

1) 2√3-1
2√2
= 1
Take this as your answer, i hate maths angry
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 6:45pm On Sep 22, 2015
Yungmilio2:

hehe
because we dey represent
na him make whona dey jealous
l
btw
AM IN CHARGE
THREAD WISELY
SEE WHEESIN for negotiations ( new agent )
i go just sell your land ..5 naira no go touch your pocket undecided
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 5:08pm On Sep 22, 2015
Adeshizzy:
SECONDED.. na me go be the president of CIS faculty
angry angry
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 5:03pm On Sep 22, 2015
Lordseyad:
AND BURIED
You sef you sabi grin
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 12:49pm On Sep 22, 2015
IDGAF:
Lol............Dont mind me bro,i aint gat time for school politics.Just want to get my degree quietly and SKWALAY!


By the way,Unilorin's SUG,it has tey i av been hearing news about how dead and gone it is.Most people describe them as toothless bulldogs.
very toothless and irrelevant. They don't have a say in anything going down in school. They just follow orders and commands given to them by the masters themselves ( VC and his cohorts) .
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 11:19am On Sep 22, 2015
Wizardbee:
cool cool
watin ? undecided
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 11:17am On Sep 22, 2015
IDGAF:
grin grin grin Bro,u shud know that old wine makes the best wine..............We are bringing more experience from these schools.By the way,phuck all that drama sh*t av been on on this thread.Am quite a fun person to be around.Don't be surprised i become nominated for socials in SUG.
oga before you go there... i just want to tell you that... UNILORINS SUG IS DEAD undecided
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 11:11am On Sep 22, 2015
khassy:
aswear this fresher's this year no go make sense wallahi...undecidedundecidedangryangry

I dn vex sef...angryangryangry

CTY is over.. going back to Nasarawa tomorrow.. don't even want to see em again jareundecidedundecidedundecided

just imagine angry


GideonG dn finish from ATBU b4,angryangry
IDGAF dn attend University of Calabar b4,angryangry
MsFlexydeeva dn grad from Uniben b4, angryangry
LegitLayo na student of OOU,undecidedundecided
Reekado na student of Unilag,angryangry
mathew80 na anoda student abi na ex sef, undecidedundecided

etc

abeg shey na this ones una wan D call fresher's angryangryangryangry abi dem get another batch of fresher's


mehn am practically sad crycrycry
why Unilorin this year...una for spread unaselves nah crycry

cc
Wheesin
yungmilio2
rkarang
Lordseyad
dygeasy
boigrammz
Temmi001
Ayokunlei
you forgot to add yourself to that list. Remember you attended Kogi state poly but dropped out at ND2 then you switched to Nassarawa state university but also dropped out in the 3 year. grin so add yaself my man, no just drop out from unilorin .
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 11:06am On Sep 22, 2015
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 7:24am On Sep 22, 2015
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 6:53am On Sep 22, 2015
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 6:01am On Sep 22, 2015
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 5:55am On Sep 22, 2015
matthew80:
[color=#FF9922]I'll make it up.

Me: Hey guys
*door opens, bulldog and lion come in*
Me: take some flesh and enjoy. Now, go to page600 and be on guard. Allow nobody aside wheesin beyond the gate.
*kpowww kpowww hmmmmmm*
(barking and roaring)

#IGotLion[/color]
undecided you will still pay for this
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 9:53pm On Sep 21, 2015
matthew80:
[color=#FF9922]Nop. You weren't around then.[/color]
undecided and you couldn't tell everyone to wait till I was around. YOU STOLE MY RIGHT.
Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 9:49pm On Sep 21, 2015
khassy:
I no get plans to attend all those yeye lectures next semester sef.

na as usual we go D do am

photocopy na #5 for NaCOss gringringrin
Yungmilio2:
photocopy na constant
no be all lectures man go attend
See them.. una don dey plan how to fail next semester undecided

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