₦airaland Forum

illegalGangla:
PR..just see the woman and talk about how nice it is for them to be that hospitable but that hospitality that was reported is unwelcome....clear case of a set up. Saw something similar when I was in Ibadan. Asking her might provoke something...just drop a statement and bounce...period

what is that ? something happens to a foreigner or what ?

delishpot:
And you believe its free? Whatever! Go and ask her to tell you what her plans were

i guess it could be free, because she expects that chinese to pay for THEIR baby, and that is a large sum for a life long time. she is a smart woman, she would let a small fun go without charge. she is waiting for something big. i.e. be pregnant with a white man's baby.

venai:
Ritualists claiming gay.

what do you mean ? how can ritualists be gay ? they are 2 concepts

delishpot:
She probably was trying to seduce him for financial gains

but according to my colleague's imitation of her voice, it was like "free free"

nadleeh:
Even Meth cant mentally prepare for this,lmao

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is it so overwhelming ? I guess prostitution is rampant in Africa

nadleeh:
if its not funny i will shot you o!,lol

what happens to you guys today ?

I have switched 3 different genres .

1) Gay Husband Accused Of “masturbating Insemination ”

2) Why Muslin Nigerian Have Bigger Peniss Than Christian Nigerian?

3) "That black woman dragged my hand to her vagina” said by my Chinese colleague

is recession more severe for you to bear or I am running out of my sense of humor ? so sad, my trolling skill is dead ..

nadleeh:
lol,some people are saying its because they dont wear boxers, ,cant wait for your next topic.!!!!

this is my newly finished story :

First of all, I am not a Chinese, nor a black person.

Yesterday, something weird happened. A Chinese male colleague came to me and told me a story embarrassedly , that, a black local woman , in Zambia, has dragged his hand to her secret part .

He was having some fun and loitering in the nearby village , with some local boys in the company, after dinner. And these naughty boys suggested him to taste some black meat, when they were stopped by a seemingly hospitable middle age woman. This poor Chinese man, knowing small English, was hugely confused and somehow sacred by what he guessed was the purpose of these black boys.

But things were not at their most overwhelming point until, that black woman , suddenly , with a big grin, dragged this man’s hand to her lower part, and murmured something like “free , free, love me ?”

This Chinese man ran as if for his life, and he was still panting aghast when recalled to me what has happened. And my job in this company was public relation. So I had to figure out what was going on, and settle down everything among the villagers, to ensure our company has a peaceful relation with the local people.

I am on my way to study this case, now. can any one shed some light on it ? I need to be mentally prepared before I encounter the villagers.

nadleeh:
lol,some people are saying its because they dont wear boxers, ,cant wait for your next topic.!!!!

it is on nairaland now, check that "“That black woman dragged my hand to her vagina” said by my Chinese colleague"

Dudeweedlmao:
Are you advising me to cheat because i have a big penis so i should abuse it?

it is up to you , bigbig

First of all, I am not a Chinese, nor a black person.

Yesterday, something weird happened. A Chinese male colleague came to me and told me a story embarrassedly , that, a black local woman , in Zambia, has dragged his hand to her secret part .

He was having some fun and loitering in the nearby village , with some local boys in the company, after dinner. And these naughty boys suggested him to taste some black meat, when they were stopped by a seemingly hospitable middle age woman. This poor Chinese man, knowing small English, was hugely confused and somehow sacred by what he guessed was the purpose of these black boys.

But things were not at their most overwhelming point until, that black woman , suddenly , with a big grin, dragged this man’s hand to her lower part, and murmured something like “free , free, love me ?”

This Chinese man ran as if for his life, and he was still panting aghast when recalled to me what has happened. And my job in this company was public relation. So I had to figure out what was going on, and settle down everything among the villagers, to ensure our company has a peaceful relation with the local people.

I am on my way to study this case, now. can any one shed some light on it ? I need to be mentally prepared before I encounter the villagers.

SNOWCREAM:
Coolestchris? You no like OP?

I am trying on another topic, it will come soon, which I guarantee to be most funny.

pizzylee:
iffa tear u hot slap. ones religion determines d size of his penis. just wen I tot av seen the must stupid human,u pop up

I don't know the reason, but the simple fact I have seen , is, muslin guys do have bigger peniss than Christian guys. can you tell me the reason for that ? because they put too much cloth on their body and when they are stripped , their organs are rebounding to an optimistic size ?

arleck:
if i woze you ehn!

are you jealous of me ?

this should be an interesting thread. but few people know how to appreciate it.

SINZ:
Not again...

sad to you,

I have created a very hilarious and entertaining thread :

https://www.nairaland.com/3728752/gay-husband-accused-masturbating-insemination

Gay Husband Accused Of “masturbating Insemination ”

but few people responded to that !!!!!

I don't understand how black people think. things I laugh and burst my tummy for, will not make you feel interested in.

so I have to creat some debauched topics to allure you

how sad it is.

professorfal:
you've had sex with 10 men if that isn't oloshoism I don't know what is.

shall I do some statistics ?

I have been inserted by 1

I have masturbated 5

I have sucked 2, and they ejaculated in my mouth

and I have sucked 2, but they were either too nervous or too prudent, they can not make it out.

I have had sex with 3 muslin men and 7 Christian men in Nigeria. By my experience, I find out something very interesting :

All those 3 muslin men have bigger peniss than the rest 7 Christian men.

The largest organ for those muslin guys is up to 19cm

And the smallest organ for the Christian guy is pitifully 12cm, which could be regarded to be an unhealthy mutant.

There must be some relation between these 2 superficially irrelevant things. But when you take a closer scrutiny, things turn to be more corroborative : guys with shorter and slimmer peniss would choose to believe Jesus . that is why, Christian guys all have smaller peniss.

Timelezz:
White males, which usually have the economic means for sexual touring and holidays, have a fetish for Asian women, especially Singaporeans, Filipinos, Malaysians, Thais etc.

Unfortunately, or fortunately black women aren't ranked high in female global desirability index, from the White's man perspective that is.

do you mean black women are considered to be ugly by most white men, that, these black girls are saved ?

and how about the black boys ? they have bigger organs, how can they be saved from white female sex predators ?

your logic can not sustain a further study.

A woman, named, Arinola Olawusi, recently , was accusing her husband, that, he was masturbating his organ till sperm came out, and he plied the sperm into her vagina by using his fingers.

This woman was married to her husband at 17 years old, and she is 23 now. for such a long period of time, according to her memory, she was treated and cheated in this way.

At the first beginning, she was unaware of the meaning of her husband’s strange behavior. And she took it to be the way for all the other men to treat their wives. But as she grew older, she found it more unspeakably not right.

And finally she took her mother into her counsel . the latter was shocked by her son-in-law’s behavior, and reported him to the local police station.

The husband’s explanation was : he was a gay, he could not be aroused by his wife, and he had to resort to this kind of method to fulfill his task.

excanny:
South-east Asia has more sexually adventurous women than Africa. African women are usually raised to be timid despite having more larger organs.

This is even evident here on nairaland and its so frustrating.

PS:
Another factor could be that prostitution is illegal in Nigeria, and likely many African countries, while it is legal in Southeast Asia.

black women are not shy at all. they are sexually aggressive.

and the reason why white sex tourists don't come to Africa is not for the "conservativeness" of the black women.

and Nigeria has more taxi dancers than the rest of the world put together, although it is "illegal" to taxi dance in Nigeria.

Dudeweedlmao:
Fu.#cking lol

if you have a big black peniss, put it to some good use, and don't waste it for your hag wife

bmxshop:
5% of 1.3 Billion u say is 80 Million, yet u claim u are an Accountant. SMH.

just to give you a rough concept.

if you want to make it precise, it should 65million

give you another hint : my people top the math classes, still struggling to guess where I am from ? by the way, I am obviously not an aussie.

bmxshop:
Story as fake as OP. Gypsy.

black race are a big store for any bizarre stories.....don't be afraid of yourselves.

Haphard:
Repent, for d kingdom of God is at hand...... Am pretty sure your mission is to share sexually transmitted disease here in Africa...

ebola, HIV.....all fatal infectious diseases were coming out from Africa.

it is these diseases that deter the sex tourists from coming to Africa .

black women are most licentious.

Muafrika2:
And human traffickers. Shame on the op for propagating his suspect Agenda on the Nairaland nation. Who knows what's happening behind the scenes as we read this. He's definitely in the perverted business.

Spits

I love sex tourism.

I have had sex with many black boys in my peregrinations.

all those boys fall into the age 25-55.

and most white sex tourists would do as I do.

sex tourism is a cool business, it has nothing to do with pedophile.

MrBrownJay1:
Exactly, and then you have foolish people who will open threads talking about the SA sex tourism as something "good". I guess its these same pedos promoting their hunting grounds.

There is NOTHING good about sex tourism, as it is simply a breeding ground for pedos!

a white sugar mom, at least, would help you to boost your English level , and to get rid of your pidgin.