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RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:55pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Sleepy eyes...

Battery1, sleep well smiley make sure you marry Jbaby in your dream cheesy

Laykorn don't hate on me n my bonbons ever again angry

Will1am smiley kiss eyes on you smiley
Muah cherie, * hides under the blanket with Evina, * updates PM -# cuddling thingz# grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:51pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Free the guy angry

You gave him 5 seconds of fame and instead of maximizing to the utmost advantage, dude shat in tha shursh angry
Shat? huh Shursh? huh Hehehe..
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:49pm On Nov 20, 2014
laykorn:
Your flows are tighter,I know that/
But how's Evina not worth a night/
And still worths a whole life/

I don't know if real emcees accept defeat/
So I'll do a few more lines before I go to sleep/
Let me tell a short story to illustrate this/

Hehe,I know how to control minds/
You and Evin.a searching for a story together/
No you don't read my story with ordinary eyes/
Evin.a would sure hate you when you go blind./

JigsawKillah is a good friend of mine/
He's a real emcee,not me doing my first lines/
I'll call him to this battle to treat all fvck up/
Real emcees don't accept defeat,I beg your pardon/

At the grand finale we see again/
We'll forget all the love you profess on that day/
You ain't no OMO ain't no homo/
Your sister told me you did a kid boy in your condo/
Dude be real,we ain't gonna laugh at your faulty hollows/

Ayamlaykorn. Lol if one the real emcees get in here,they will spend a lifetime laughing at us grin
Hahahha/
Like the fugees song - "oh lalala" /
I don't give a hoot who the real emcees are/
Cox you just made me call you " sire" /
The best is the dude laykorn from lagos/
Let's share a few drinks like the sailors /
Cox dude I just made u famous undecided/
Dat was meant to be a joke /
Ogbeni e don do, you wan kill me wit flows/
Good nyt jare /
Be like say you dey school for harare..



Laykorn tho badt cheesy
Abeg hide vote kulboy ooo wink
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:18pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Oooh Tsholay wink I did kiss
kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:09pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Oh! Oooh!! Ooooooh!!! cry kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Did you check the fbk ID? huh
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:50pm On Nov 20, 2014
laykorn:
My dude schools in France and I school in sweden/
Here chibwike's name breaks the floor,tears the ceiling/
When I go to McDonalds and don't get a billing/
His pink lips do it,I don't pay a shilling/
Today's Thursday,and two days to go/
You be my buddy until niggas cast 'em votes/

So dude you can have Evina for tonight/
But the fantasies all gonna end when we start the fight/
I do jungle justice,burn haters alive/
And the mention of laykorn,even in heaven,they shiver in fright/

Ayamlaykorn
Yeah, laykorn killing the flows since the days of merlin /
He can run thru defences like raheem sterling/
But bro, that doesn't make u higher than the walls of Berlin /
Evina? She ain't worth just a nite /
Ama have her my whole life /
Kulboy is so cool I don't need a freezer/
Can I ask you a question? Dis ain't no brain teaser /
Have you caught a glimpse of kulboy''s pictures?
He is so cute , he is got Zeus features /
Chibwik and naijaboy re cute dudes/
Sorry if I sound rude /
But they can't be compared to Mr kool/
The crown is next, he is already sitting on d stool/
Did I say stool? cry I meant the throne /
Cox on Saturday, we gonna be shooting votes like drones/
Just like the proverb- "ponmo nor dey do adverts but e dey sell" /
Kulboy's name might not ring a bell /
But after Saturday, y'all will be browsing his name like the laptop "Dell"/
I luv u bro, no homo /
I ain't tryna wash you, I nor be OMO cool
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:05pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Faints cool
kisses her kiss, carries her in my keke napep,straight to my bedroom.. grin
Locks the door before battery1 and laykorn starts peeping cheesy
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:03pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Hahahaha cheesy cheesy grin cheesy

You mean you will take her pix to that your fetish priest? lipsrsealed
Lol.. battery1 is charging u up shey? grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:01pm On Nov 20, 2014
Battery1:
U no get understanding sense..I was askin abt d ebola man not ur dp..
You too like wahala..
Man, do you school in kafancha? Because you just dey ask too many questions
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:00pm On Nov 20, 2014
laykorn:
Dude's gonna make me confess/
I ain't no emcee,but so I professesd/
Guy you far from stale,I call you the bomb/
But I'm sorry my votes ain't for kulboy/
Cos I'm loyal like dog,don't betray my boss/
He knows the anthem, says the pledge/
I call him naijaboiy/
Ayamlaykorn grin
All I can say Is oops/
Your flows are so tight, it ain't got no holes like loop/
I know loyalty is your watchword /
But pls I op I don't sound awkward /
But who is naijaboy huh /
Bcox here in France, it's the name for another toy /
This ain't no beef /
Cox ur punchlines might throw me off the cliff/
Don't get mad at me Mr lekan /
U can Put all d blames on me like Akon /
We re buddies tonight /
But on Saturday, it's gonna be fight night..
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 7:40pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

what a lame excuse lipsrsealed

Mes bonbons smiley
cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 7:39pm On Nov 20, 2014
laykorn:
Lol,try na. A few lines
Ayamlaykorn
This dude just challenged me to a Rap contest /
I ain't no rapper and this ain't abou' the hottest ,/
He has bin in the game just like THE GAME /
This is my first rap lines and I hope it ain't STALE cry /
I hope you know this ain't a battle? undecided
Because I know you already av the mantle grin
I dropped these few lines to win your votes
So please Mr lekan,pls take Note
My dude KULBOY needs you so please don't stop the quotes cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Sells 1 Million Copies Of New Album In 5 Days...with No Hype by will1am: 7:26pm On Nov 20, 2014
Battery1:
Wat kind of post is this? Pls is flavour frm Nigeria?
No he is from Kuwait

RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 7:23pm On Nov 20, 2014
laykorn:
I am here. I don't fight with hands I fight in rhymes. You know,Rap. Let's make it a Rap Battle. Will1am
Ayamlaykorn
Hehehe.. ogbeni, nor vex, na MTN customer care I bin wan dial before I mistakenly dialled your number. grin
Rap kor, Lap ni undecided
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 7:21pm On Nov 20, 2014
Battery1:
Will1am, pls dat man in dat pic...is he ur uncle? Am askin cus I want to knw.
I am the one on my dp.
Why do you want to know? huh
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:41pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Totalement cool kiss
Any new mail?
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:37pm On Nov 20, 2014
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:37pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I actually left the thread...

This Battery1 guy is crayzy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Regarding the wrestling, I know whose front teeth will be missing grin tongue
You trust me na cherie grin,
@ laykorn, nibo lo wa?wá nibi jẹ ki ija undecided


grin

RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:34pm On Nov 20, 2014
grin grin battery you need help
Battery1:
Na u I ask?
News reader..abeg tel me d names of dose pple wey naija quarantine for ebola?

RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:28pm On Nov 20, 2014
Battery1:
Laykorn and Will1am, pls can u guys do a small wrestling here let me watch pls?
grin battery1, bring that your goat..my goat wana wrestle with it undecided abi na u dey your dp? huh
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:27pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Will1am smiley smiley smiley

a demain smiley smiley smiley

JE espere avoir des reves agreables des vous smiley

Battery, I have left your thread wink
shocked tomorrow? huh
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2014
laykorn:
Boss,You are trespassing the limits of your limitations and If I go berserk,the ground will shake from an e-perceived earthquake grin
Ayamlaykorn
grin grin You ve got to take it slowly on my matter else you rupture some blood vessels on account of me... wink
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:18pm On Nov 20, 2014
Battery1:
When next u want to write her name, write it well...its Jennimma. Dnt worry, am not complainin and she won't knw, she is my wife, u can be my concubine.
Be like say na d goat when dey your dp come chop my rice at my dp undecided I need arrest that your goat grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:16pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Lol @ "charge us up" grin

We already left and he called us back angry
hope your evening is going well?

Battery1, we are tryna keep your thread alive,no harm intended boss grin Evina, sup with the stuff? wink
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 5:58pm On Nov 20, 2014
Battery1:
Who is Will1am pls? Is he from Iran?
grin he Is from Afghanistan wink
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 5:56pm On Nov 20, 2014
Battery1:
Moderator pls warn Will1am and Evina to stay offmy thread.
Hhahahahahha..sorry boss, I wont spam your thread with our chats..apologies.Lol

Don't forget on Saturday is election day. Kulboy is The dude to vote. Tanx bro.
Once again, accept my apologies.. wink

@ Evina, please oo, let's walk away from this thread before battery charges us up grin
RomanceRe: Must Wearing A Ring On The Fourth Finger Be A Sign That One Is Married? by will1am: 5:08pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Lemme check you out on FB first wink tongue or the "hinternet" gimme an ID I can work with. wink
lol..funny you.
RomanceRe: Must Wearing A Ring On The Fourth Finger Be A Sign That One Is Married? by will1am: 4:56pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
cry cry cry

I think we need a thread.

So jolos pipu don't start yapping about derailment wink
hahaha..what about the digits? undecided let's chat on whatsapp..pleaseee grin
RomanceRe: Must Wearing A Ring On The Fourth Finger Be A Sign That One Is Married? by will1am: 4:49pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
I just read them wink

You've got mail.

Can you post on "our thread" yet?

We will converse in English wink
Nah, the anti spambot also banned me I'm dating / meet up zone..ban expires tomorrow cry
RomanceRe: Must Wearing A Ring On The Fourth Finger Be A Sign That One Is Married? by will1am: 4:41pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Huh? huh
grin hope you got the mails?
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 4:00pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Lol, gmail wink
grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 3:45pm On Nov 20, 2014
Evina:
Don't sign out. angry

Let him simply unfollow the topic. angry

I have paid the owner of this thread, tongue
shocked nah, collect your money and use it to campaign for kulboy grin he needs our votes come Saturday cry

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