Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:55pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:51pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Evina: Free the guy 
You gave him 5 seconds of fame and instead of maximizing to the utmost advantage, dude shat in tha shursh  Shat?  Shursh?  Hehehe.. |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:49pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
laykorn: Your flows are tighter,I know that/ But how's Evina not worth a night/ And still worths a whole life/
I don't know if real emcees accept defeat/ So I'll do a few more lines before I go to sleep/ Let me tell a short story to illustrate this/
Hehe,I know how to control minds/ You and Evin.a searching for a story together/ No you don't read my story with ordinary eyes/ Evin.a would sure hate you when you go blind./
JigsawKillah is a good friend of mine/ He's a real emcee,not me doing my first lines/ I'll call him to this battle to treat all fvck up/ Real emcees don't accept defeat,I beg your pardon/
At the grand finale we see again/ We'll forget all the love you profess on that day/ You ain't no OMO ain't no homo/ Your sister told me you did a kid boy in your condo/ Dude be real,we ain't gonna laugh at your faulty hollows/ Ayamlaykorn. Lol if one the real emcees get in here,they will spend a lifetime laughing at us  Hahahha/ Like the fugees song - "oh lalala" / I don't give a hoot who the real emcees are/ Cox you just made me call you " sire" / The best is the dude laykorn from lagos/ Let's share a few drinks like the sailors / Cox dude I just made u famous  / Dat was meant to be a joke / Ogbeni e don do, you wan kill me wit flows/ Good nyt jare / Be like say you dey school for harare.. Laykorn tho badt Abeg hide vote kulboy ooo  |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:18pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 9:09pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:50pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
laykorn: My dude schools in France and I school in sweden/ Here chibwike's name breaks the floor,tears the ceiling/ When I go to McDonalds and don't get a billing/ His pink lips do it,I don't pay a shilling/ Today's Thursday,and two days to go/ You be my buddy until niggas cast 'em votes/ So dude you can have Evina for tonight/ But the fantasies all gonna end when we start the fight/ I do jungle justice,burn haters alive/ And the mention of laykorn,even in heaven,they shiver in fright/ Ayamlaykorn Yeah, laykorn killing the flows since the days of merlin / He can run thru defences like raheem sterling/ But bro, that doesn't make u higher than the walls of Berlin / Evina? She ain't worth just a nite / Ama have her my whole life / Kulboy is so cool I don't need a freezer/ Can I ask you a question? Dis ain't no brain teaser / Have you caught a glimpse of kulboy''s pictures? He is so cute , he is got Zeus features / Chibwik and naijaboy re cute dudes/ Sorry if I sound rude / But they can't be compared to Mr kool/ The crown is next, he is already sitting on d stool/ Did I say stool?  I meant the throne / Cox on Saturday, we gonna be shooting votes like drones/ Just like the proverb- "ponmo nor dey do adverts but e dey sell" / Kulboy's name might not ring a bell / But after Saturday, y'all will be browsing his name like the laptop "Dell"/ I luv u bro, no homo / I ain't tryna wash you, I nor be OMO  |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:05pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Evina: Faints  kisses her  , carries her in my keke napep,straight to my bedroom..  Locks the door before battery1 and laykorn starts peeping  |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:03pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:01pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Battery1: U no get understanding sense..I was askin abt d ebola man not ur dp.. You too like wahala.. Man, do you school in kafancha? Because you just dey ask too many questions |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 8:00pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
laykorn: Dude's gonna make me confess/ I ain't no emcee,but so I professesd/ Guy you far from stale,I call you the bomb/ But I'm sorry my votes ain't for kulboy/ Cos I'm loyal like dog,don't betray my boss/ He knows the anthem, says the pledge/ I call him naijaboiy/ Ayamlaykorn  All I can say Is oops/ Your flows are so tight, it ain't got no holes like loop/ I know loyalty is your watchword / But pls I op I don't sound awkward / But who is naijaboy  / Bcox here in France, it's the name for another toy / This ain't no beef / Cox ur punchlines might throw me off the cliff/ Don't get mad at me Mr lekan / U can Put all d blames on me like Akon / We re buddies tonight / But on Saturday, it's gonna be fight night.. |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 7:40pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Evina:
what a lame excuse 
Mes bonbons   |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 7:39pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
laykorn: Lol,try na. A few lines Ayamlaykorn This dude just challenged me to a Rap contest / I ain't no rapper and this ain't abou' the hottest ,/ He has bin in the game just like THE GAME / This is my first rap lines and I hope it ain't STALE  / I hope you know this ain't a battle?  Because I know you already av the mantle  I dropped these few lines to win your votes So please Mr lekan,pls take Note My dude KULBOY needs you so please don't stop the quotes  |
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Sells 1 Million Copies Of New Album In 5 Days...with No Hype by will1am: 7:26pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Battery1: Wat kind of post is this? Pls is flavour frm Nigeria? No he is from Kuwait
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 7:23pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
laykorn: I am here. I don't fight with hands I fight in rhymes. You know,Rap. Let's make it a Rap Battle. Will1am Ayamlaykorn Hehehe.. ogbeni, nor vex, na MTN customer care I bin wan dial before I mistakenly dialled your number. Rap kor, Lap ni  |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 7:21pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Battery1: Will1am, pls dat man in dat pic...is he ur uncle? Am askin cus I want to knw. I am the one on my dp. Why do you want to know?  |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:41pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Evina: Totalement  Any new mail? |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:37pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:37pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:34pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
 battery you need help Battery1: Na u I ask? News reader..abeg tel me d names of dose pple wey naija quarantine for ebola?
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:28pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Battery1: Laykorn and Will1am, pls can u guys do a small wrestling here let me watch pls?  battery1, bring that your goat..my goat wana wrestle with it  abi na u dey your dp?  |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:27pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:18pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Battery1: When next u want to write her name, write it well...its Jennimma. Dnt worry, am not complainin and she won't knw, she is my wife, u can be my concubine. Be like say na d goat when dey your dp come chop my rice at my dp  I need arrest that your goat  |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 6:16pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Evina: Lol @ "charge us up" 
We already left and he called us back  hope your evening is going well? Battery1, we are tryna keep your thread alive,no harm intended boss  Evina, sup with the stuff?  |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 5:58pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Battery1: Who is Will1am pls? Is he from Iran?  he Is from Afghanistan  |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 5:56pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Battery1: Moderator pls warn Will1am and Evina to stay offmy thread. Hhahahahahha..sorry boss, I wont spam your thread with our chats..apologies.Lol Don't forget on Saturday is election day. Kulboy is The dude to vote. Tanx bro. Once again, accept my apologies..  @ Evina, please oo, let's walk away from this thread before battery charges us up  |
Romance › Re: Must Wearing A Ring On The Fourth Finger Be A Sign That One Is Married? by will1am: 5:08pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Must Wearing A Ring On The Fourth Finger Be A Sign That One Is Married? by will1am: 4:56pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Must Wearing A Ring On The Fourth Finger Be A Sign That One Is Married? by will1am: 4:49pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Must Wearing A Ring On The Fourth Finger Be A Sign That One Is Married? by will1am: 4:41pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Evina: Huh?   hope you got the mails? |
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 4:00pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Miss Nairaland - December 2014! by will1am: 3:45pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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