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kennethchidi:
Was standing on my balcony one early morning like around 7am,spotted ds pretty lady who was waiting outside d locked gate of a jehovah's witness church juat adjacent my house. She came early for a church programme,but d gate wasn't yet opened,so she decided to wait outside. Na so I decided to make a move. I came out of my crib and approached her....
Me: hello pretty.
She: hi.
Me: guess u r rather too early for the prrograamme.
She: yeah.
Me: actually,u happen to b the first pretty thing am seeing ds morning,so I decided to say hello and kno how........(she interrupted me)
Shesnarps back).....am sorry,am not a THING!
I just stuttered 'am sorry',and tcant remember how I left her dat morning!

lol... You would av asked if she's not a living thing.

kennethchidi:
Was standing on my balcony one early morning like around 7am,spotted ds pretty lady who was waiting outside d locked gate of a jehovah's witness church juat adjacent my house. She came early for a church programme,but d gate wasn't yet opened,so she decided to wait outside. Na so I decided to make a move. I came out of my crib and approached her....
Me: hello pretty.
She: hi.
Me: guess u r rather too early for the prrograamme.
She: yeah.
Me: actually,u happen to b the first pretty thing am seeing ds morning,so I decided to say hello and kno how........(she interrupted me)
Shesnarps back).....am sorry,am not a THING!
I just stuttered 'am sorry',and tcant remember how I left her dat morning!

lol... You would av asked if she's not a living thing.

Afam4eva: I've noticed that the average Nigerian football fan hates Yobo for some reason and they're always praying for him to do something stupid in order to berate him and call him "Calamity Yobo". He's not the first football to score an own goal and won't be the last. Give him a break.

God bless you jare... This pple are talking rubbish as if they watched black n white TV... Wat else do you want him 2 play ? Na only 2 condemn person una sabi... Mtcheww

Good work guys... You made me proud. Though, we're out... You guys are legends. Yobo no good yobo no good... He is better. Feel like huging you bro...

kingsleymark: Its called love....lol

love or maga payment ?

kingsleymark: Its called love....lol

love or maga payment ?

Money has lots of names!!!
In a wedding we call it (Bride price)
When you owe someone (Loan )
When we pay the government (Tax)
In court (maintenance)
Government to old age people (Pension)
Boss to workers (Salary)
And when a Boyfriend gives to his Girlfriend
what do you call it? When a girl gives her boyfriend what is it ?

tobechi20: Enyeama

. Enyeama caused the first goal wit his over confidence... He was meant 2 punch the ball... So does he deserve it ?

ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ one is mentioning mikel here... Dnt 4get, ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ mikel, ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ pass, ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ emenike...

Ethiopia 1 vs Nigeria 2
Who did you think was the Man Of The Match?
a) Mikel
b) Victor Moses.
c) Emenike
d) Musa