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khassy:
inside your head


you mant ma dead abi

khassy:
guy ypu want ma die

come see as people kwalay from street

DharmyYinks:
[size=20pt]M back!!![/size]







Mathew88....I see bro..ghost mode

EVarn:
Indeed....perhaps,the poster{@wheesing} meant it as a joke,however crude it may have turned out to be.

khassy:
read this inscription on the back of that man's shirt if you no believe me


omo come see as I dn prayer warrior

wheesin:
sure guy.. oya enter the car and take some pics before I believe you.

EVarn:
Like I highlighted in my initial post; males only.
It would be really complicated to live with a female.

fatymore:
is it OUT

sammyomotola:
600 PAGE almost done

EVarn:
Indeed,it is.

danielcrud:
*in burna boys voice* se kin ki gbe soke! se kin te mo faster! igba motiri list ijo tiwa lese mi o...just confirmd my name on baba fagbemis opele portal,dnt dull go check urs na nw.

EVarn:
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UNIT COST: N35,000
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INTERESTED INDIVIDUAL MUST BE MALE{I'M MALE,OBVIOUSLY} AND NOT ABOVE 300 LEVEL{THIS RANGES BETWEEN FRESHERS AND 300 LEVEL STUDENTS}
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YOU CAN ALSO SEND ME AN EMAIL.

khassy:
that's good for them

therealpsoul:
[color=#FF9922]OMG. The speed is too slow.[/color]

Lordseyad:
WTF!!

I took my kid to school, left this page @ 580

noe @ 588.. -- I thought hin don happen ni o..

Una dey talk o

davisx2:
Sm1 frm myschool.com said dat d list is out n can b apparently checked @ d bursary. Even said dat he has checked his own sef....
I went to sch wit high hope of seeing my name buh was told dat " it wud b out, wen its out"( exact word of my frnds clearing officer )....I dey boil ryt now

fatymore:
it will be out by 7pm.....watch out.... Unilorin release list in the evening ONLY...from a reliable fool

DharmyYinks:
Amebo wu call u

DharmyYinks:
lol..truth revealed now in 4D

wheesin:


1) I wouldn't say its totally easy to dodge the "face tanke" bullet of 100lvl. But if you put your mind at it, you should be able to escape it. Just be an average reader and attend classes, and read frequently before tests/exams and you are in bro.

2)Bro its pretty a serious and tough task. I wouldn't go into that one yet, i no fit abeg ..na correct work.

3)2.0 ..yes for engineering and mass communication. (thats what i heard) anything less, you are on a free bus to tanke. But on a average its 1.5 for most faculties.

4) Once you are in, be ready to go through the
i) "butterfly period" ; This process is exactly the way it is. A butterfly out of its cocoon. Everywhere in school would be amazing to you. You will enjoy every single activity you are engaged in. Coming to school during this period will be a sweet task, and all experiences will be gleeful . Even the horrible ones. The butterfly period ends a week after matriculation.

A week after matriculation comes the
ii) "Neutral period" ; this period is also called the observation period, you believe you can cope and tackle whatever challenge unilorin throws at you. Unending Queues, 8am lectures ,sadistic lecturers, Trekking all day from class to class, Annoying security men, course registration palaver…… The list is endless my man. You begin to observe and see if you could follow the trend and blend with the norms. You ignore all turn offs and assume they don't exist. Which brings us to the 3rd period. Two weeks after classes resume.

iii) Transformation Period ; Your heart is metamorphosed into stone. So tough, there is nothing unilorin throws at you that you can't handle. You even ask for more in this jungle. You go all ape on them. But this process isn't complete until you finally get to the..

iv) The "I am tired" Period ; This period doesn't come close till 300lvl. During this period you feel you've had enough, You just wish you could graduate the next day.

5) It all depends on your faculty or department

6) test/exams come once a semester. I advice you put in your best in your tests. If you ace 25/30 ...you only need 50 from your exams to ace an A.

7) Answers are in number 4

Ps: there may be grammatical errors

yungmil2:
be like RAM never hit u before
my mumcy just dey laff me
na so the RAM dey pursue me round compound...

Lordseyad:
lol... Hin Red o...



Haha

You don see where Scholars portal dey Red ni?


NEVER!!

Blue is Da colour..

yungmil2:
lol
antispermdude no get respect
the nigga ban me sha
l
weytin concern me with crossing?
nah four wheels i dey use waka
l
them still never release one of my exam for last semester ( and nah d hardest - be like we fail gan ,,, na fasting n prayer i dey do )
but still on still
nah base on belief

khassy:
ma go check my portal if dm never Tanke me


checks thread... no Wheesin,no yungmilio2


ahan

tip toes out ,
hears sound,



stops and peeps... OMG.... this guys are coming ooo


takes the fire escape and disappears to portal

Lordseyad and ma fellow Non Academic Students sheck your portal oooo

MzLarem:
Cool,so u're applying thru direct entry?I might knw u tho cos I knw peepz in ur dept..PT tho

MzLarem:
Kinda..SLT..wah abt u..PT or Full time

MzLarem:
Wow..4 real? Yct peeps..aunty kudi shiidren

wheesin:
watin ?

wheesin:
oga before you go there... i just want to tell you that... UNILORINS SUG IS DEAD