ElizaVeta:
So, this is the type of irresponsible person sending me pm .
Irresponsible and Sinners everywhere.

Plss , repent!

TrapHedges:
So over the weekend i balled back to ph..i was gon suprise my fam.. But boy did i get home and err body travelled. Okay on saturday i was bored.. So ii blinged my man kelv.. Since we aint seen for long
we chilled at gdc and later saw movie..before tat our movie was 3.00 we decided to wait..now this bih burst up and hit me with..hey what movie yall got..bro she ugly af... Ii told her.. Next thing ii knw..she all over me n my boy like can she sit with us.. We let her lol.. We was tawking bout pl initially bih tryna feel among..she said.. Barca can never pass chelsea on the log..

As if tat wasnt enough..she sat close to us in movie..ii knew she was digging my boy.. Now she asked him if he wanted extra pop corn


lol what do you call tat

pardon the way i type tho

Lol

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LOL FUCCCK PEOPLE DONE OWNED MY THREAD.. SINZ .. APUO M EBEE AH BRO. .

lol bye yall

coolestchris:
Seriously if she doesn't give you without stress ,she is obviously born to suffer..leave her please

Arsenalholic:
According to twitter user @DijiaderoGba a lady living close to his house is bleeding uncontrollably from her privates after following her 'yahoo yahoo' guy to Ibadan.

Read how he narrated it below… We all should be careful. No such thing as quick money.



Everyone ought to be careful. The rate at which our young men are desperate these days (and willing to go any length) is really alarming.

Source: http://gistreel.com/2017/02/26/lady-bleeds-uncontrollably-privates-followed-yahoo-yahoo-boyfriend-ibadan/

eezeribe:


You just added a new word to the dictionary

Azeequeen:
Lol...Does she need your help??

nNEOo:





You really are strange

nNEOo:







Thanks, but are you like this in real life

KissChrixx:
Nag

TrapQueen77:



Menstrual period plus stewpid cramps combined together

Women loooooove shopping... Once she's in the mall, expect her to be there at least for 3hrs

nNEOo:

Nawa ooh I just weak

CFCman:
According to a recent survey by Time Out New York, 39 per cent of office workers admit to masturbating in the office — slightly more than the 31 per cent of men that admitted to rubbing one out in 2012 according to Glamour.

And it's not just men doing the deed. According to Time Out, men and women, gay or straight, are all willing to admit they've indulged in some self-love in their workplace washroom stall for various reasons.

“If I’m really hungover at work, masturbating helps me feel better,” one practitioner told Time Out while another admitted “I’m just a Hot lady. My record is three times in one day.” Melissa added: “I did it once, but I never finished. I had a meeting.”

Regardless of the reasons, masturbating at work might actually be a good thing for both employees and employers.

Researchers at the University of Michigan say masturbating on the regular boosts endorphins and hormones which lowers cortisol (a stress hormone) in the body. And women who frequently masturbate are believed to have higher self-confidence than those who shy away from self-pleasure.

It's so beneficial that Mark Sergeant, a senior lecturer in psychology at Nottingham Trent University, suggests workers should take masturbation breaks as a motivational reward for completing a long list of to-dos, Metro.co.uk reports.

Think about that next time you're waiting for a stall in the office loo.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/masturbating-at-work_n_14106174.html

nNEOo:


Nau that's a hi brid

nNEOo:






Have you fd olosho b4

cloudyskygrind:
Vagabond

nNEOo:




OK 0"0-:0

onila:
living a strict virgin lifestyle I don't really get that much attention from guys
these little attention smooches is so special to me
l am so happy
team virgin

cloudyskygrind:
Describe the person above you in ONE WORD

Not more than one oo

pittoilet:
You've all heard horror stories of that one friend's-cousin's-classmate who put some random object inside her vagina during a heated moment and ended up in the hospital with an embarrassing story—and maybe even some serious physical damage. So what's actually dangerous to put in there? We talked to a few health professionals to break it down. Here's what to steer clear of...

1. Douches
Some women like to use douches to clean the vagina, but in actuality, this is totally unnecessary. It can also be dangerous because, according to Dr. Alyssa Dweck, M.D., a gynecologist and Assistant Clinical Professor at Mount Sinai School of Medicine, it can cause "a horrible imbalance of the typical bacteria that is supposed to be in the vagina and actually cause an infection." Douching is a known culprit when it comes to pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) and bacterial vaginosis. If you're worried about keeping your vagina clean, the best thing you can do is wash your vulva with soap and water when you take a shower, being careful not to put any soap inside your vagina. See a doctor if you think something smells off. Ultimately, your vagina is self-cleaning, so it doesn't need your help to make it cleaner.

2. Steam
Yes, steaming your vagina at the spa is totally a trend these days, and yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. "They sit on a specific type of spa with no underwear, on special chairs that have herbal infused steam coming out of them, and they steam their bottom," shares Dweck. "And while any sort of warm treatment could feel good and enhance blood supply to the area, we've seen some burns come out of this and irritation from the types of herbs, so I would use significant caution of that. I'm not sure how effective this is to do anything anyway."

3. Tea tree oil
"If you're using household oil as a lubricant, you need high-grade quality oil, not what you use in your kitchen to fry food," says Dr. Raquel Dardik, M.D., a gynecologist and Associate Professor of Gynecology at NYU Langone Medical Center. "And you want to use oil that is pH neutral, so for example, almond oil, coconut oil, olive oil, probably okay." What you don't want to use is tea tree oil, which can cause scary chemical burns: "it's incredibly caustic and will cause a vaginal burn, so probably not okay."

4. Chocolate syrup
"All that stuff has sugar which will change the bacteria and yeast proportions which can cause infections. Those substances can also be irritating to the vaginal skin, so it might seem like a good idea at the time, but you may have either vaginal irritation or a vaginal infection afterwards," says Dardik.

5. Whipped cream
"I would not recommend putting it inside the vagina," says Dweck. "It's really tough to get this stuff out, especially if it's causing a reaction. Fair enough for sexual play if you want to put this stuff on the vulva or other portions of the body and get an erotic experience—that's fine. But I wouldn't advise putting it inside."

6. Vaseline
This is occasionally thought of as an easy form of lubricant, but according to Dweck, Vaseline or any other type of petroleum product can actually be source of infection in the vagina

It get more funny, strange and interesting here.......... read on
http://looknaija..com/2017/02/ladies-18-things-you-should-never-put.html

nNEOo:
Hello nairalanders

Pls I need advice pls

My gf travelled abroad and a couple of weeks later I was feeling honey, I went to a motel and picked a damsel, paid her n we made out, after we had chat and "after sex kiss" she asked me for my no.

The thing now is she have been asking me to come to her house,
Telling me how she rented an apartment n how changed she is,

That she love me that I should come n spend time with her, that she want to kiss my pink lips


Truth is an scared, I promise I will see her this week

Pls I need help

Yea I no insults is allowed

Laveda:
I don't even understand the weather again, I just wear something thick in the morning sha, my lips get dry easily.

Is that you on dp? Cute smile tho.

agbonkamen:
I can't even imagine myself giving mouth action. nairaland guys dick are too black..........na joke o

ShawttySoFyne:
Guys would only see the boob part

Godiloveu:
omo mehnnn!
nairalanders! y re most of u bullying d babe now?!
how can one date a guy dat don't spend on her , no o dats not right,
you guys shud try n c from her own point of view