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You are obsessed I can tell

Renman:
Are you a Virgin

Deep

isabi2lof:
Yes o mia dear , I was forming good girl before not knowing I was doing myself, good girl doesn't pay again . I wish I knew this during my undergraduate days .

You no get mind Abi

You go get mind

Show pics and handle

Runnerzz:
Stop naa.. okay sorry. u win. Melanin, chocolata queen of the coast. I agree I no get mind show my pics. Can u stop now 😭

If my first article you can’t even comprehend the words

It’s the answer already

Seun Osewa when will you sponsor me to have English session

Renman:
Lol, you claim you don't do makeup, so those red nails, lip gross and coloured hair etc are what

Dey play...just dey play

Lovely

Those pics are not your nightmares your low iq is the worst nightmares to yourself

A big shame unto you

You wan to yab this hardworking pretty courageous melanin

If e sure for you show your pics and handles

You are afraid you no get mind 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Runnerzz:
See lips and teeth. I don't even know which comes first. Pls stop flooding here with ur pictures biko I can afford nightmares

Okay I agree ur Cinderella, can I rest now 🙏🙏🙏

You make six figures and who cares

You are even dealing with low self esteem 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Even people wey earn more that you

Sef

Dey humble

Your attitude alone is disgusting

If e sure for you drop your pics and handle

You are scared

So that make me enough to prove sey you no get mind

Ombudsman1:
WEREY. I MAKE SEVEN FIGURES EVERY MONTH. I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT MY LOOKS. MY BEARDS ARE EVEN VERY BUSHY NOW BUT WHO CARES. I'M NOT THE ONE CRYING TO ANYONE WHO CARES TO LISTEN ABOUT MY SAD LIFE

NA YOU WEY NO GET YANSH, WEY GO OPEN THREAD DEY CRY SAY GUYMAN LEAVE YOU.

REALITY CHECK: AS YOU DEY SO, YOU GO FIT DOUBLE DATE? LIKE DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF SPECIAL ENOUGH TO TURN A GUYS HEAD NOT TO TALK OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH EVEN TWO GUYS .


I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE, NO DEY MOTIVATE OTHERS ON SOMETHING WEY YOU NO FIT EXPERIENCE FOR THIS LIFE.

See this we’re filters

Ke

You are the one not bold enough to show yourself

You are the ugly one behind key pads

My name is bimpe and a fine ass melanin queen who knows her worth and very bold

If e sure for you

Drop your pics and handle

Runnerzz:
Eyahh ur finest pics ehhn? she's trying hard to prove shes not fugly... After how many filters u still ugly 😆

If you don’t drop your pics and handle then you are scared and afraid

You only hide behind keypads to insult and you think is me you can’t do that to

A pretty hardworking damsel

You can’t keep up with an intelligent conversation because you have low iq

I am bold and proud of my looks

Don’t hide behind keypads

If e sure for you

Drop your handles and pics

Runnerzz:
Bimpe ur the ugliest of the ugliest.. I don't usually do this but u can't be ugly outside and ugly inside and still be having the audacity to shame others far far above u league now? It's unheard of. Ur an ugly bitccch
And u said u don't use make-up I guess it means ur lips are naturally tar black lol 😅
This girl I no just try at all before u do mouth like who thief hot yam from pot. Abeg if I be woman I go choose me over and over again before I even bother with u... Instead of me to even chase u I go chase man walahi 😂
Try to be beautiful inside if u still can it's the only hope u have ooo no let anybody decieve u say u are beautiful just the way u are na big lie. It's only meant to encourage u but the truth is bitter ur fugly so try to be nice cos ur not even endowed to say that can make up for anything. I have girls who have seen and been with me on NL and I don't need to prove shiid to u. I have no problem with u being ugly af but the problem is ur insides... Nothing counts. Why? What's wrong with u? Change pls!!!

You must be blind

Because the melanin glow

Drop your pics Oga

Ombudsman1:
AUNTY FORGET THOSE GUYS, NA MONEY DEY MAKE MAN FINE.

FOR NOW LEAVE RELATIONSHIP ISSUES MAKE THEM NO GO KILL YOU.

TRY TO EAT GOOD FOOD AND FRUITS MAKE YOUR EBONY SKIN DEY GLOW WELL ABEG.

ENTER GYM, DO SQUATS.

FACE YOUR BLOGGING BUSINESS.

NOTHING CONCERN YOU WITH RELATIONSHIP AND DATING FOR NOW.

#PEACE

Show your pics

I challenge you

You think sey you sabi talk

Talk and do

Drop your handles

Am very sure you stink in and out

Your iq alone digust me

Intelligent people are educating you

But as you no get sense

If dem born you drop pics and handle make we check something

Ombudsman1:
AUNTY FORGET THOSE GUYS, NA MONEY DEY MAKE MAN FINE.

FOR NOW LEAVE RELATIONSHIP ISSUES MAKE THEM NO GO KILL YOU.

TRY TO EAT GOOD FOOD AND FRUITS MAKE YOUR EBONY SKIN DEY GLOW WELL ABEG.

ENTER GYM, DO SQUATS.

FACE YOUR BLOGGING BUSINESS.

NOTHING CONCERN YOU WITH RELATIONSHIP AND DATING FOR NOW.

#PEACE

If you are so brave enough like me

All this body shaming or beauty shaming

Drop your handles and your pics make we know you

If you get mind and if dem born you do am

I am challenging you guys that think you can just say thrash and find it difficult to comprehend words

You carried your bitter souls here disguising

All this guys yarning dust and thinking you can insult me

Show your pics let us see if you are handsome

Because e sure for me sey as u na no get sense

Ugly will be an understatement

I am bold and confident of my look

If e sure for you

Post your pics

I am over brave and you already know that about me

🫂💪💯

DaddyCoool:
I'll make it two mil just because you're brave enough to post it here

You can just imagine this guys

They can’t even keep up the conversation the next thing na to insult

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao

You must be blind

If you are not ugly

Show your pics if dem born you

Runnerzz:
No mind the idiots making a mockery of themselves. Online when it's obvious what it meant in the context used by the mugu. I thought she was even beautiful inside and that could compensate for the thing we see outside but obviously she's super fugly in and out.

Natural is the best

ultraviolet27:
I detest make Up too because I Sweat Vigorously on my Face, even if not I don't
like When my Face Can't breathe or I I have Foundation Stain on my Handkerchief.

Only On Important Occasions like Wedding, Funeral I may Apply it,But Even If I Could Object then I will be Glad!!!

Who would even date an unintelligent person like you with low iq

Who would

The woman must be ashame sef

How does having yansh relate to the subject

You lack common sense

Ombudsman1:
YOU DON'T COME ON HERE AND TRY TO PROJECT YOURSELF WISE WHEREAS YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

EVERY GOOD STUDENT OF ENGLISH KNOWS WHAT SEMANTICS IS HOW DIFFERENT MEANINGS ARE DRAWN FROM WORDS AND CLAUSES BY VIRTUE OF THE CONTEXT THEY USED IN.

TO GO ON A "DOUBLE DATE" IN PLAIN SENSE SIMPLY IMPLIES TWO COUPLES HANGING OUT. MR A AND MR B AND THEIR WIVES GOING TO A DECENT RESTAURANT TO EAT. CALL IT A MEETING IF YOU WOULD

NOW "DOUBLE DATE" OR "DOUBLE DATING" IN THE CONTEXT USED BY THE IGNORANT OP DOES NOT IN ANY WAY RELATE TO THE FORMER.

IN THIS CASE, SHE IMPLIES HAVING MORE THAN ONE ROMANTIC PARTNER SIMULTANEOUSLY.

TO THE SILLY OP RANTING ON AND ON SINCE MORNING ABOUT A GUY WHO BROKE YOUR FEEBLE HEART YEN YEN YEN.

PERSONALLY, IF I DATED YOU, I WOULD CHEAT ON YOU. YOU KNOW WHY, BECAUSE YOU LOOK FAR BELOW AVERAGE, YOU NO GET YANSH AND YOU HAVE A LOW EMOTIONAL QUOTIENT.


DO SOME SOUL SEARCHING KAREN AND REST.

I agree with you have sent my details

DaddyCoool:
They see in opposites - they see beautiful as ugly, vice versa

Over intelligent

ultraviolet27:
Ass Licker because He is One of the Few Nairaland Guys that are intelligent?? Na wah Ooo

Let me drop it here

I will use that one million very well you know me na business woman

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Fcmb Bank
Pereira Oluwabimpe Miracle

DaddyCoool:
I'll credit your acct N1m. Send your details. I know with inflation and all these subsidy of a thing it's not much, but manage am.

Extremely blind 😁

DaddyCoool:
Ugly shame who? Bimpe? They must be blind

Educate him

E no sabi English rara

It’s obvious that Seun Osewa need to sponsor me so we can do English language session I think that will be a great idea

DaddyCoool:
Well, English language doesn't work that way. You don't make up your own meanings. Double dating doesn't mean two-timing or open relationship AND open relationship doesn't mean double dating or two-timing. They all mean different things.
What's with "ass lickers"?

They are confuse people

It’s so funny I am just busy laughing

E really pain them 🤣🤣🤣

ultraviolet27:
Why Nairaland Boys they hyperventilate like this This thing really Pain them Sha See as them dey Ugly Shame The Owner of the Thread??If Your Can't argue Constructively with a Girl the next thing is to Broke Shame,Ugly Shame,or Question Her Virtue

Who do Nigerian Men this??That u hate Your fellow Black Women Who is Sound Upstairs??Yet You Will Stl be the One to Broke Shame Girls that depends on you for Upkeep Wetin Una really want??

You are the one

Because on search engine you have shame your self to the extent that if your children get to read this they will be ashame that you lack English comprehension and it’s applicable to so many guys who were just yarning dust 🤣🤣

Runnerzz:
Stop making more mess of urself. Okay now explain what u mean by "I no sabi English" since u want to go there.

Damn 💯🫂

ultraviolet27:
Why Nairaland Boys they hyperventilate like this This thing really Pain them Sha See as them dey Ugly Shame The Owner of the Thread??If Your Can't argue Constructively with a Girl the next thing is to Broke Shame,Ugly Shame,or Question Her Virtue

Who do Nigerian Men this??That u hate Your fellow Black Women Who is Sound Upstairs??Yet You Will Stl be the One to Broke Shame Girls that depends on you for Upkeep Wetin Una really want??

What a shame that

People find it hard ti comprehend words damn

Am flabbergasted 😮

You no sabi English rara

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Runnerzz:
No need for all that except u didn't read all what bimpe wrote down. She clearly meant two timing, dating multiple partners at the same time. All these ass lickers sef 🙄

Can’t wait 😊to connect with you

You know I am digital 🤣🤣🤣

So my hand is computer

And I multi task a lot

DaddyCoool:
Boy, you fast! Miss you too! You nailed it - work!
But we'll soon connect again

Thank you for sharing and as well supporting the brand

God bless you 🫂

DaddyCoool:
Congrats Bimps. I can tell this is from the heart - real life experience.
And I totally agree with you by the way - I've never understood why people can't see it is better and more fun to have an open relationship! As long as you don't rub it in the other person's face.

As an aside, I find it funny that no one has pointed out that in English language, the term "double dating" does not mean what you folks think it means. See below

I miss you on WhatsApp

You have been offline 😁

No chit chat you must be caught up with work

DaddyCoool:
Congrats Bimps. I can tell this is from the heart - real life experience.
And I totally agree with you by the way - I've never understood why people can't see it is better and more fun to have an open relationship! As long as you don't rub it in the other person's face.

As an aside, I find it funny that no one has pointed that in English language, the term "double dating" does not mean what you folks think it means. See below

Are you 👀

Renman:
Ok. But are you a Virgin