₦airaland Forum

sylve11:
i don't know why i don't like watching liverpool fc game sha. kinda boring.

eni4real:
He is still the best defender in the world!

EbukaHades10:
Penalty FC thought it was a penalty.

They won deaf me for viewing center

Wordson:
Las Las na draw soup

uunwanaobong3:
WE THE CITIZENS NO DEY RUSH (our winning machine is perpetual motion)....AS FOR LIVERPOOL LET THEM KEEP WINNING AND TOP TABLE, WE ALL KNOW THEIR END STORY, their story always started with the popular inscription " at that time".
YOU WILL NEVER WIN ANY(epl)

GROUNDCHALEBOY:
NA DRAW MATCH BE DIS ONE OH

GROUNDCHALEBOY:
SHELFIELD MANAGER SAY OVER HIS DEAD BODY WILL LIVERPOOL WIN HIM

eni4real:
Gambler!

eni4real:
waiting for December.. That is the time when 5 points usually disappear

Starboytwo:
Remember when I had to get my transcript in sch, met one fine lady dey go jejely, s.k and Tm inside my system, naso boy just dey flow... She didn't talk much, just nod and smile a little... She refuse to drop number and I told her it's her loss, as he won't find any like me in this school....


Fast forward 2 hours later
As I strolled inside student admin, base on as school strict, man gaz loyal... I approach the building

Me- goodaf! (mouth open) ehh... I was staring at her sitting beside 2 University secatary, you know all those woman wey dey always give boys problem

Madam - how did they allow you enter here with this your hair?
Me- no ma, I want to col-

Ms- get out!

I look the girl, "damn, which Kain wahala be dis"... I fuc.k up, i suppose wear cap enter... quickly I got to d nearby barber and I told him "abeg help me trim I'm small"
"Oga na 50 naira I go give you ooo", na just small trim I wan do, make he just go down small...

'ha baba na 100 naira,

Oya oya oya no time, I gazz still see my faculty officer... I sat down, dab the blanket over me,

Guy- Shay make he go down weh weh!

Me- weh weh how? I say make you just trim something, u say weh weh, oga Shayy?

Guy- (cuts in)no oooo, cuz I don barb one guy like 4 times already, one guy just comot here the third time... If i trim am for you, you go still come back...

Me-huh?

Guy- I swear down...but no worry I go do you good shi.t, I no go let am go down too much, I go even help you press am...

5 minutes later.. I re-entered, I saw one guy coming out looking funny, he is rushing to re-barb, his hair almost the same lenght as mine... Enters

Me- clears throat, e's ma, I'm

Madam- get out, you think we are joking here, blah blah

Me- I knelt down, no ma, pls ma, my faculty officer is waiting for me like this like this, pls ma... I looked at the babe, anty please help me beg her, abeg, Please

fine girl- Mrs bolaji, please let him go, I know him, he is truly late to see his FO...

Me- yes ma, I'm late ma, I'm sorry ma...

Madam- wee you shut up... He even draw parting again,

Me - No mah, sorry mAh

Madam - sorry for yourself... Mtcheeew...

Fine girl-

Me-

I thanked them both, my last days in school were maaad...

Sholaani:
Na norwich you wan play

Ennyjay69:
it is easy to spot a pained man United fan

Deepfreezer:
You people have started again. Manchester City is not ripe for the UCL, they can't win it. Not with this defence I watched on Saturday, Vincent kompany is gone. They will still collect more beating this season.