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flolancracker: so?

So, you hate P-square or United?

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During a chat with football legend Paddy Creramd, Manchester United striker Robin Van Persie talked about playing for the English club, working with Sir Alex Ferguson and much more. When asked what

he does off the pitch, like what kind of music he listens to, he said:

“I like to listen to music...all sorts honestly. I can listen to Dutch songs, English songs..whatever…if the tune is good I like it… Michael Jackson, Usher, P-Square…all sorts honestly.”

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Special Adviser to the President on Niger Delta Matters, Hon. Kingsley Kuku, has revealed the Federal Government’s intent to terminate the Niger Delta Presidential Amnesty Programme by 2015. Kuku,

however, said government had put in place machinery to ensure that over 10,000 ex-militants passed through various educational and vocational trainings within and outside the country before the termination of the programme in 2015.

The special adviser spoke during the departure ceremony for 186 ex-militants that left the country through the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos for training in the United Kingdom, Republic of Ireland, and South Africa.

Kuku said the batch of 186 delegates brought to 16,683 the number of ex-militants so far sent for offshore and local training since the programme started in 2010.

“By 2015, this programme would be winding up because it has a terminal date; we are pursuing this doggedly. From inception, the programme was designed to run for five year which we believe should not be altered,” he said.

The amnesty programme was established by the late President Umaru Yar’Adua to rehabilitate ex-militants who renounced fighting and surrendered their weapons under the Federal Government’s terms for ceasefire.

“We train about 4,000 in 2013. In 2014 we will train 6,000; and in 2015, we will have less than 6,000 to train. This is novel and we do not need to delay our work to remain in office. That is not our vision,” Kuku added.

He said that out of the 186 latest batch, 60 would undergo a 12-month vocational training in South Africa as emergency medical technicians, while the remaining 126 will be studying various courses in tertiary institutions in the UK and Ireland.

According to him, the latest batch of delegates is the largest to be sent for training in the UK, describing it as a unique opportunity.

Kuku urged the delegates to be good ambassadors of Nigeria by abiding by the laws of the host countries.

While re-iterating the Amnesty Office’s zero tolerance for misconduct, the special adviser disclosed that over 690 delegates had been repatriated and reprimanded for various misconducts during their training.

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obadiah777: and to just throw this point out there. heaven and earth in the bible means 'rulers' and 'those being ruled'. if you keep that in mind the bible would make sense to you. verses such as these would make sense >>>>

matthew 11 vs 12 And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.
<<< means israel has suffered violence since the romans took control of the world. the romans were the ones in charge during the time of john the baptist. the romans were very violent. and occupied their land. took their land ( kingdom ) by force.

If I got you clearly Heaven=ruler. Earth=ruled. Romans took control or israel, making Romans the ruler, israel the ruled, from my understanding making Romans= Heaven, Israel=Earth?

mykemiley: Prevent urself & ur spouse from diabetes. A couple married for 20yrs were recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings showed they both contacted d disease as a resultof d name they called each other such as honey, sweety, sugar, sweetheart andchocolate. Start calling ur spouse names like yoyobitter, bitterkola,dogoyaro,bitterleaf, bitterlemon, alabukun, oroki, epa ijebu e.t.c.

To the left, to the left.

Yahoo1: and when you are walking with a male frnd,he holds your hand...damn nigga,dats my last walk with you.

Depends on how close you are with that person. I hold my friends by their hands. #No Homo.

Konjour: Stop comparing the genders. All you'd sincerely be coming up against is a Cul-de-sac. Appreciate the way you've been created and revel in the knowledge that you're special. There is no simple explanation as to why Males behave like males, why females behave like females, moreover both genders don't share exactly the same hormones, even down to the molecular level of the chromosomes, the genders are not exactly identical, so let sleeping dogs lie. The same girls asking why Guys don't behave like girls would be the first to come on Nairaland and create a thread 'My Boyfriend, husband might be a gay...Help' when he really behaves like that. If you really wanna know why guys behave like guys, who better than to find out from that the designer of their bodies?...(that is, if he would answer you). I've moved around a bit, and all the guys I've seen relate to themselves the same way, with the exception of gays. Bottom line: Know that the difference in the genders transcends their physical differences. Appreciate the diversity that the differences brings into the mix too, otherwise the World would be such a boring place if everyone were wired the same way.

Small mata wey man-pikin go use relax crack few jokes after a lng day, some go just carry am for head like say 2moro no dey, my man relax abeg.

tbagjames: Some are using this thread to express themselves freely and make it look like a joke. Love you moderator...I just hope its a lady

Na fight be4?

Alyricist★Laura:
Hidden Post, Warzone in here...

What's with the Heavy Gay Theme on Nairaland the Last Few Days

Women are more comfortable admiring each others beauty, pretty much for some of the reasons some of the posters mentioned

Or you can look at it another way...

And Come to the Conclusion that Maybe, Just Maybe Males are more Biitch Like Than Women, and far more envious and insecure of another good looking male.

So much that the idea, of such a concept is beyond understanding

I don't really like Humanity so i don't call any of you Vile Disgusting Humans Pet Names

Animals are Innocent Angelic like Organisms, while Humans are more of a Demonic Plague, Viral Like Coding Designed to Destroy and Wreck Havoc on the Earth and It's Beauty & Native Lifeforms

Zoophilia then? *just saying*

alekside: I'm not a chelsea fan. I think goal.com got this wrong as usual. goal.com rating is always full of sh.it.

*nice try son, now take ya sit* Next person?

slap1: Giroud tweeted that his knee is OK. Maybe your brains are out of the season and your nyash will lead your thinking. Lol, na joke o!

Thank your stars you said its a joke, I would have slammed! You with a 2-3 months ban for insulting a Super-Mod.

------John Obi Mikel Flop of the Match-------
The game often seemed to pass him by.
Struggled with the advancing runs of Barkley.

www.goal.com/en-gb/match/109239/everton-vs-chelsea-fc/player-ratings
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One obsessed chelsea fan will quote me now and start talking trash! Agberos.

Jbluv55: 0977686654

Thanks Man, it worked. I ow you one.

nijanigga: Arsenal on top the table. Hopefully Liverpool lose to Swansea tomorrow.

Enjoy it while it last

hornipipe: Let's all laugh at Chelsea cos they're shiit!

KiaKiaKiaKiaKia laughing in Taiti

#1-stunner:
@DrEngr @write2obi lemme alone

Am just being caring swthrt I knw hw you feel. Its ok try to sleep.

Jbluv55: How u dey broda. Here u r : Q3Z697

Am good bro, hw u?
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tomzman: Though I didn't watch the match, I'm glad we won. Arsenal is improving. I pray the boys maintain this form for the rest of the season.

I pray so 2, so we can be able to retain our trophy position! Up Gunnerssss!

#1-stunner:
Abeg all ye chelsea haters shld go to bed biko itz past y'all bedtym

Sori oo? Oya stop crying

Debroslink: It's obvious u didn't watch the last 15 minutes. It was epic. 4 goals were scored in those 15 minutes.

Guess so, all Barca players where in the Opponent half for close to 20min playing 10yards passes.
Do you blame me for falling asleep?

harryobas: Why did chelsea sell sturridge? In my opinion he is better than all the strikers they currently have.

I have to agree with you, he wanted to play as a center forward,(a position CFC reserved for their Golden Boy Torres),but CFC refused to he asked for a transfer.

Debroslink: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... ALEXIS Sanchez. What an assist from Messi. Barcelona 3-2 Sevilla. See soccer. Match of the weekend.

Abeggi, my fone almost fell off my hand watching that boring match

Damsman10: An analyst is a person who analyzes things.
An analyzer is a machine the analyzer uses to perform his/her analyses
Source: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_analyst_and_analyzer

agent9: its analyser...analyst is a profession...i kwn wat am sayin.....and mind u am not a chelsea fan....

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Damsman10: An analyst is a person who analyzes things.
An analyzer is a machine the analyzer uses to perform his/her analyses
Source: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_analyst_and_analyzer

agent9: its analyser...analyst is a profession...i kwn wat am sayin.....and mind u am not a chelsea fan....

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chidyhels: if only this would make them keep quiet for ones.

Thank God! I can drink water and keep cup at work on Monday

kunlesehan: .
some days are like that for champions

Champions you said? Last I checked the trophy was at Home(Old Trafford)

demelza: Dude, I dont do garri. Im royalty remember.

Who is this one? siddon joor

[quote author=Smooyis][/quote]lukaku not Moses

Lemmie guess what Muo will say, *the better team lost* *the ref was against us* bla bla I hate that guy!

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