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So in Nigeria people can no longer fuc.k peacefully ontop of trees again?

Na ur yansh dem dey fuc-k?

After enough forking, their bombom go don wide finish

It sounds like your partner's behavior is dismissive and inconsiderate. However, associating it with the "red pill" ideology might not be accurate. It's essential to communicate openly with your partner about your feelings and concerns. If he continues to ignore your needs and mistreat you, it might be worth reconsidering the relationship, especially if it negatively impacts your well-being. Prioritize your emotional health and discuss your expectations for a healthy relationship.

It's disheartening to witness such misuse of funds that could have significantly impacted the lives of many. The government should be held accountable for this blatant waste, and the responsible parties, including the Governor, should face legal consequences.

What an adventure! An almost crashed with a presidential jet. Exhilarating! Everyone would wish the experience in the rollercoaster ride of turbulence happened and cleared all. It would have been a good riddance to bad rubbish. #BucketListGoals 🎢✈️"

Kuginzi:
By Muawiya Shuaibu

Femi Adesina, a former Special Adviser to ex-President Muhammadu Buhari on Media and Publicity, has revealed how a presidential jet nearly turned over during a trip he embarked on with former President Muhammadu Buhari.

The former presidential aide stated this in his new book titled ‘Reflections of a Special Adviser, Media and Publicity (2015-2023),’ launched in Abuja on Tuesday.

According to him, the turbulence was so severe that when the plane finally landed in Malta, a deeply terrified Buhari queried the captain, “What kind of landing is this?” The captain later apologised to the President and his terrified passengers.

Adesina wrote, “A presidential jet is not immune from bad weather and the accompanying turbulence (many hours of that we experienced). Neither is it spared from what aviators call wind shear (a sudden change in the direction of the wind). We had a frightful experience).

"In November 2015, we travelled to Malta to attend the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, and it was an uneventful flight till the flight crew announced that we should get ready for landing.

“A few seconds from touching the tarmac, the Boeing 737 business jet got buffeted from all sides and began to sway dangerously. On touching down, it pirouetted and gyrated like a drunken sailor; and was almost turning over. ‘Which kind of landing is this?’ The President said. I was seated with him in his special cabin.”

He went on to list 94 countries the President visited officially during his eight-year term, with the highest 19 trips in 2016, 18 in 2022, 16 in 2015, 12 in 2018 and 10 in the following year.

The former President embarked on his least number of two trips in 2020. He made five each in 2021 and 2023 before departing Abuja for his hometown of Daura, Katsina, on May 29, 2023.


Adesina also disclosed that he experienced a health scare while speaking at the headquarters of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) following a lengthy overseas trip he undertook alongside his principal.

Adesina said the incident occurred after a 17-hour flight back from Seoul, South Korean capital, where he accompanied Buhari to the World Health Organization’s first World Bio Summit in October 2022.

He said, “On the way back from Seoul, flying time was 17 hours. The explanation a layman like me would understand was that we were flying against the wind. But it was a strenuous trip.

"I had a presentation to make two days later at a seminar on Strategic Communication organised by the headquarters of the NSCDC for its spokesmen from across the country. I knew I was weary and needed rest, but I had given my word that I would be available.

"The first thing that should have flashed an alarm bell in my mind was that when I got out of bed that morning, I staggered a bit. I did not give it much consideration and was at the event by the scheduled time. I had presented my paper for about 35 minutes and was concluding when I suddenly lost focus. I became disoriented and could no longer see the paper I was speaking from. I became transfixed on the podium.

“I told my story to Mr. Everest Okpara, who owns the place and he ran comprehensive tests on me. When the results came, I saw areas I needed to watch for an aspiring senior citizen. I took the necessary care and had no health scare again till we landed on May 29, 2023.

"The lesson? Do not think you are indestructible. So watch it because your health also matters. Do not drive yourself to breaking point.”

https://dailytrust.com/buharis-jet-nearly-tumbled-during-landing-adesina/

What a jaga-jaga situation! Dem nearly jammed the presidential jet. Can you imagine? Na wa o! If that rollercoaster turbulence wahala for clear dem, e for better. Efor be Good riddance to bad rubbish, abeg! #NaDieIforDonDie 🎢✈️

Consider how your actions affect your reputation and relationships. Focus on personal growth and finding a fulfilling job that matches your skills and interests. This reflects positively on your character and shows respect for your parents.

The tragic incident in Kidandan Village, resulting in the fatal injury of at least 10 children due to a suspected explosive device, is deeply distressing. The lack of swift and clear communication from the authorities adds to the dissatisfaction surrounding this unfortunate event, leaving the community in distress and seeking answers.

The story of Wiseman Daniel's spiritual journey and upcoming event may be more focused on creating excitement than providing economic value. It appears to be a calculated move by the organizers to profit from the spiritual realm, rather than truly improving lives. The emphasis on "exciting new chapter" and grandiose descriptions may suggest a focus on financial gain.

It has been claimed that Davido has quit music after being caught shooting a movie in a South African club. Despite this, the source of this information is unverifiable and therefore unreliable. It is important to only rely on credible and confirmed sources when seeking accurate news about public figures. In the absence of concrete evidence, it is advisable to approach such claims with skepticism and wait for official statements from reliable sources before accepting or spreading the information.

GeneraDitari:
Why didn't you report yourself for multiple accounts before reporting me?

Do the reporting please

We must act now to protect our nation from potential bandit attacks and armed Fulani groups. Diplomacy, community engagement, and security reinforcement are key. Let's foster unity and understanding to build a strong, harmonious society that prioritizes the well-being of all citizens.

GeneraDitari:
This is your second account isn't it?

100th account

Addressing insecurity requires peaceful and legal means. Making weapons independently can lead to serious consequences. Collaborating with authorities, joining community initiatives, and advocating legally are more responsible solutions.

President Tinubu's attention should be drawn to the urgent matter regarding this Counter-terrorism Task Force. The Commander alleges government complicity in obstructing, arresting, and maltreating his team while they were pursuing their mission to combat terrorism.

I respectfully request the presidency intervention for a thorough investigation into these allegations. It is important to review the decision to retire the Commander and his team compulsorily and provide adequate compensation for their financial and personal hardships.

This country is a gonna

Dear Seun,

I wholeheartedly commend your relentless efforts in combating tribal profiling on Nairaland. Your dedication to fostering a respectful and inclusive community is truly commendable.

Nevertheless, I feel compelled to bring to your attention a matter that has been persistently affecting the politics section of NL in recent weeks. A self-proclaimed General Ditari, purportedly representing the Ijaws, has been consistently introducing provocative topics that have unfortunately gone largely unaddressed by the moderators.

I trust in your commitment to maintaining the integrity of Nairaland, and I kindly urge you to investigate and address this issue promptly.

Thank you for your unwavering dedication to creating a harmonious online space.

Best regards,

GeneraDitari:
Check the LGAs as explained.

Bro, Ijaw is found in a scanty quantity in those LGA mentioned, but when it comess to the the total number in rivers Ikwerre is far more than the Ikaws. But on the other hand when it comes to niger Delta/nigeria as a whole the ijaws outnumbered the Ikwerre.

I was born, brought up, living, and have a house in rivers and I have thoroughly done my research about the indigenous dominance of ethnic groups in rivers.

This is where I rest my case.

GreatBoss:
How can 3 and half LGA of Ikwerre have more Population than 13 and half LGAs that Ijaw have in Rivers?


Listen to your self.

Mention the 13

GreatBoss:
Ikwerre is not upto 26 percent of Port Harcourt.

Your statement appears contradictory. The Ijaw/Ijo are not originally indigenous to Rivers State. In the broader context of the Niger Delta, the Jaws outnumber the Ikwerre. However, within Rivers State specifically, the Ikwerre population surpasses that of the Jaws. Please ensure accuracy in your records.

Oh, the plot thickens! Clearly, concocting elaborate schemes involving criminal airport staff and government collaboration is the pinnacle of logical and compassionate political commentary. Who wouldn't be moved by such imaginative tales of intrigue?

GreatBoss:
Not by wrong arguments check LGA by LGA like I did.

As of my last knowledge update in January 2022, the Ikwere (Igbos) tribe is one of the largest ethnic groups in Rivers State, Nigeria.

I feel your frustration with the political landscape. I must say, PDP had its flaws, but the current APC regime seems to have brought its own set of challenges. The issues you mentioned about security, employment, and the economy are valid concerns. Many argue that the situation has worsened.

While PDP had its share of problems, some believe their tenure saw more positive strides in certain aspects. It's crucial for citizens to demand accountability and strive for a government that truly serves the people's interests. Let's hope for positive changes in our political sphere.

Haba! Bros, na film trick be this? You mean say you waka enter mini forest with person, then wild animal show face, dey laugh like hyena? Abeg, na dream or Nollywood story you yarn so? E no fit happen for real life. I no fit believe this tori.

E no go better for them! Unå vote Tinubu, na so wahala come full everywhere. The matter tire person, we no fit chop for this country, and na dem una vote give power. E shock me say things fit spoil like this, chai!

Well, seems like quite a royal legal saga in Nwafia. The traditional ruler, Igwe Chijioke Nwankwo, is making it clear that any court order claiming to stay Justice Promise Otti's order against Chief Dan Obelle should be treated as fake. The intricacies of legal proceedings and the nuances of the appeal are highlighted, suggesting a complex situation.