₦airaland Forum

The one got me laughing haaard.

ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks' notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

I suspect that company is owned by General Buhari

unfortunately, my name wasn't shortlisted. Meanwhile I have completely signed the guarantors form A&B including the photocopy ID card of the guarantors. Anyone who is interested in buying it should contact me on 0803. 134. 5138. at N5000 only. I spent more than that to get it signed excluding transport and stress.

buharia is a stupid man

KnightOJ:
Nobody in my firm got for feb. Same for another firm in same location. But we all got for march. Eket, Akwa-Ibom State

exactly my point. I suspect they paid some group of interns February and another set for March. though not certain for sure, is all lack of fund.

the second coming of mannar fro above

Gheritage:
Let the interns that were paid for the month of Jan, Feb, and March be aware that some of ur colleague in this same scheme are yet receive any alert concerning stipends this year. Though, the series of complains have been made but we can still show some level of concern...ONE LOVE...how far rjek
Cc
Mopolochi
TycheAphrodite
Sherryshitt
Janengozi
Vroom
Starbuck
Cashreport
aniblue
Knight OJ
Writepoker
Keemi
Raphtop
et.,al

is there any intern who receive both February and March stipends. Because from the way people rejoice and complained am suspecting GIS paid either; at random, selective or February & March to different groups respectively.

I don't want to believe that the fault is from employers due to late or inability to submit the timesheet.

upon how big he is, loot at how small his penis is?

degurl:
I was using this moniker before i changed to CYNHAMSCAKES.

Cynhamscakes was banned till 6th of June, i expected that after the expiration of that ban, i will be able to enjoy Nairaland as i used to. Since that 6th of June, i didn't visit nairaland till this morning and surprisingly i discovered i have been banned again till 25th of this month.

It makes no sense please. I'm still very much alive so my ghost didn't visit nairaland and committed the offence i have been banned for.

Check your records please. I didn't comment anywhere so why did they ban me?

Cc Seun
Cc all moderators.

To understand how mad pple could be, help me check these monikers ; "moderation2020" & "fightbox". they are banned till year 2025.
So I wonder why you are bothered. It doesn't change anything about my past, present and future, ok.

op for me I will say overlooking there rascality is the best for you.
Thanks

after reafing this all I see is trash.

Below are the campaign promises as posted by Chidolue: 1. Public declaration of assets and liabilities 2. State and community policing 3. Ban on all government officials from seeking medical care abroad 4. Implementation of the National Gender Policy, including 35% of appointive positions for women 5. Revival of Ajaokuta steel company 6. Generation, transmission and distribution of at least 20,000 MW of electricity within four years and increasing to 50,000 MW with a view to achieving 24/7 uninterrupted power supply within 10 years. 7. Empowerment scheme to employ 740,000 graduates across the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory. 8. Establishment of a free-tuition and scholarship scheme for pupils who have shown exceptional aptitude in science subjects at O/Levels to study ICT-related courses. 9. 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state). 10. Three million Jobs per year 11. To embark on vocational training, entrepreneurial and skills acquisition schemes for graduates along with the creation of a Small Business Loan Guarantee Scheme to create at least 5 million new jobs by 2019. 12. Churches and Mosques would not pay taxes under national laws, but if they engage in businesses, the businesses would pay tax. 13. Provision of allowances to the discharged but unemployed Youth Corps members for Twelve (12) months while in the skills and entrepreneurial development programme 14. Making the economy one of the fastest- growing emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth averaging 10% annually. 15. Creation of a Social Welfare Programme of at least fivethousand naira (N5000) that will cater for the 25 million poorest and most vulnerable citizens upon the demonstration of children’s enrollment in school and evidence of immunisation to help promote family stability 16. Recruitment and training of at least 100,000 officers into the Nigerian police force and establish a Federal Anti-terrorism Agency. 17. One free meal (to include fruits) daily, for public primary school pupils 18. Building an airport in Ekiti State 19. Eradication of state of origin, replacing that with state of residence to ensure Nigerians are Nigerians first before anything else. 20. Establishment of crime squad to combat terrorism, kidnapping, armed robbery, militants, ethno-religious and communal clashes nationwide 21. Working with the National Assembly towards the immediate enactment of a Whistle Blower Act 22. Economic stability for the ECOWAS nations and maintaining a strong, close and frank relationship with West Africa, South Africa, UK, USA, Canada, and other African countries 23. Establishing a conflict resolution commission to help prevent, mitigate and resolve civil conflicts within the polity. 24. All political office holders earn only the salaries and emoluments determined and approved by the Revenue Mobilisation and Fiscal Commission (RMFAC). 25. Permanent peace in the Niger Delta and other conflict prone areas such as Plateau, Taraba, Bauchi, Borno and Abia. 26. No plans to Islamise Nigeria. 27. Nationwide sanitation plans to keep Nigeria clean 28. Preserving the independence of the Central Bank 29. Simplifying immigration process to foster faster visa processing at points of entry. 30. Special incentives to facilitate the education of the girl child 31. Full implementation of the National Identification Scheme to generate the relevant data. 32. Making Information Technology, Manufacturing, Agriculture and Entertainment key drivers of our economy 33. Balancing the economy across regions by the creation of six new Regional Economic Development Agencies (REDAs) to act as champions of sub-regional competitiveness 34. Putting in place a N300 billion regional growth fund (average of N50 billion in each geo-political region) to be managed by the REDAs. 35. Amending the Constitution and the Land Use Act to create freehold/leasehold interests in land along with matching grants for states to create a nationwide electronic land title register on a state by state basis. 36. Reviving and reactivating the minimally performing refineries to optimum capacity. 37. Creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter. 38. Creating an additional middle class of at least four million new home owners by 2019 by enacting national mortgage single digit interest rates for purchase of owner occupier houses as well as reviewing the collateral qualification to make funding for home ownership easier, with 15 to 30 year mortgage terms. 39. Enacting a national mortgage system that will lend at single digit interest rates for purchase of owner occupier houses. 40. Injecting extra N30 billion into the Agricultural sector to create more agro-allied jobs by way of loans at nominal interest rates for capital investment on medium and commercial scale cash crops. 41. You farm, government buys, guaranteeing a minimum price for selected crops and facilitate storage of agricultural products as and when necessary. 42. Creating a national infrastructural development bank to provide loans at nominal interest rates exclusively for this sector. 43. Construction of 3,000km of superhighway including service trunks. 44. Building of up to 4,800km of modern railway lines – one third to be completed by 2019. 45. At least one functioning airport is available in each of the 36 states. 46. Ending gas flaring and ensuring sales of at least half of gas produce, within Nigeria. 47. Speedily passing the much-delayed Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) and ensuring that local content issues are fully addressed. 48. Establishing at least six new universities of science and technology with satellite campuses in various states. 49. Establishing six centres of excellence to address the needs of special education. 50. Prioritising the reduction of the infant mortality rate by 2019 to 3%. 51. Reducing maternal mortality by more than 70%. 52. Reducing HIV/AIDs infection rate by 50% and other infectious diseases by 75%. 53. Improving life expectancy by additional 10 years on average. 54. Increasing the number of physicians from 19 per 1000 population to 50 per 1000 55. Increasing national health expenditure per person per annum to about N50,000 (from less than N10,000 currently). 56. Increasing the quality of all federal government-owned hospitals to world class standard within five years. 57. Ensuring timely payment of retirement benefits for all pensioned senior citizens and creating a poverty safety net for all aged citizens above the age of 65. 58. Amending the Constitution to require local governments to publish their meeting minutes, service performance data, and items of spending over N10 million. 59. Requiring full disclosure in media outlets, of all government contracts over N100 million prior to award and during implementation at regular interval. 60. Amending the Constitution to remove immunity from prosecution for elected officers in criminal case. 61. Initiating action to amend the Nigerian Constitution with a view to devolving powers, duties, and responsibilities to states in order to entrench true federalism and the federal spirit. 62. Reforming and strengthening the justice system for efficient administration and dispensation of justice with the creation of special courts for accelerated hearing of corruption, drug trafficking, terrorism and similar cases of national importance. 63. Establishing world-class sports academy and training institutes and ensure that Nigeria occupies a place of pride in global sports and athletics. 64. Reviving the Nigerian football league and putting incentives in place to make it as competitive as other national leagues. 65. Putting in place measures to identify talents early and ensuring their participation in local and international games to enable them become professionals. 66. Assisting Nollywood to fully develop into world class movie industry that can compete effectively with Hollywood and Bollywood in due course. 67. Ensuring that the rights of women are protected as enshrined in our Constitution. 68. Guaranteeing that women are adequately represented in government appointments and providing greater opportunities in education, job creation and economic empowerment. 69. Promoting the concept of reserving a minimum number of seats in the National Assembly for women. 70. Free maternal and children healthcare services. 71. Stabilising the naira. 72. Targeting up to 20% of our annual budget for this critical sector whilst making substantial investments in training quality teachers at all levels of the educational system (some other APC policy documents had 15%). 73. Ensuring compliance with policies and measures to halt the pollution of rivers and waterways in the Niger Delta and other parts of the country. 74. Adopting a holistic approach to erosion and shoreline protection across the country. 75. ECOWAS currency by 2020 under Nigeria’s guidance and leadership. 76. Maintaining strong, close and frank relationships within the Gulf of Guinea, the Commonwealth, South Africa and the rest of the world. 77. Establishing a new special relationship with the leading emerging markets like Brazil, Russia, India and China (BRIC) and other strategic partners around the world. 78. Government intends to commission a sociological study to determine Boko Haram’s origins, remote and immediate causes of the movement, its sponsors, the international connections to ensure that measures are taken to prevent a recurrence of the evil. 79. Strengthening INEC to reduce, if possible, eliminate electoral malpractices in Nigerian’s political life. 80. Improving operational and legal mechanisms so that disciplinary steps are taken against proven human rights violations by the Armed Forces. 81. Free education at primary, secondary and tertiary institutions for Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM) and Education.

Karpurt:
The digit is not complete.

sorry, has been modified above

080. 3134 5138.

smbmedia:
The Arewa Consultative Forum (ACF) yesterday described the destruction of oil installations embarked upon by the Niger Delta Avengers as an invitation to another civil war.

It also warned the militant group to desist from its “madness” of breaking oil pipelines, saying that the country cannot afford another war at this time.

Speaking in a telephone interview yesterday, ACF Chairman and former Inspector-General of Police, Ibrahim Ahmadu Coomassie, said the Avengers unending attacks on the nation’s oil installations were unjustifiable, as necessary machinery to develop the region has been put in place by the Federal Government. He said: “There is the Ministry of ..... see more...... http://starmediabase..com.ng/2016/06/dont-push-us-to-another-war-northern.html

even in biafran's naive state then, the first war with all the Nigeria army might couldn't be won without the help of Britain, lasted for good 3three years, it was only food shortage strategy that was used to make us surrender.
If the norths think we are South West, then they should have a rethink, because we aren't, can never be and isn't known for cowardice.

Enough is enough, we are just marking time, waiting for "forward march". Theirs no war without casualties from both ends. Quote me anywhere, Whatever the igbo's are been accused of including, our Nnamdi Kanu has been committed time and time again by these imbecilic Hausas and yellobas. We can't forget of the then Radio Kudirat that was even accused of treason by the then government, currently different threats of succession by opc, arewa and likes of them on monthly basis.

They are only beating a child then tried telling the child not to cry or how to cry.

In summary I only see them as foolish fools.

we are mot interested. Q.E.D

Orangina:
When i said all my secret pin . the 4 digit pin included. is there still anyway s/he can withdraw, can s/he use it and make purchase on the internet market, i don't quietly think so, because all alerts will blink on my private phone for proper and genuine confirmation. Remember the person in question is not with my Atm card. I am with my ATM card so do not get it twisted. Is there anything which you think i needed to know for me to be more secured? Let me know The Good people of NairaLand. your say on this please!

if with your 4 digit pin, it is very much possible.
Though not all shopping sites, but I know a couple of sites that don't require opt(one time pin) to make purchases. More especially if it is a particular kind of Cards, like verve and so few other cards, no opt required.

The secrecy, of your pin is a paramount importance.

Toosure70:
Because non of your families great as MKO.

childish adult

chai a new born uvume child, God the youngest enugu-abor child.
Only John Ogu will understand were am coming from.

Onijagidijagan:
he hasn't been convicted yet but you ipob yoots frm d descendant of lunatic inhabiting d eroded waste lands are always d genuine convicts

your descendants of perdition are complete sicklings with sicklecell anaemia, always topping different lists in criminology and diabolism. Imbecilic race

is like yelloooba is over taking us on crime. Criminology is now synonymous to yellobas

Somehow and somewhere in my earlier post last two months before all these buhari's sickness brouhaha, I predicted that pmb wouldn't last his complete 4 years on the seat of presidency, whether by incapacitation or termination.
God's hand is upon this country of which no power even buhari's secret agenda can't stop. If this country doesn't disintegrate under pmb, I wonder when it will disintegrate.

Am only predicting, though am completely fed up with this zooplankton Republic called nijeriya, after fruitless expectations and patience.

I have never heard of any by force married anywhere in the world, so nigeria isn't an exception.

Finally, those who makes positive change impossible, makes forceful change inevitable.

the zoo must fall

what nigeria need right now is revolutionary youths, not online chimps

only in Nigeria you find the president's account heavier than the federation account. All these are relooted loots, pmb should be probed. Q.E.D.

ard we in 1914? rubbish and madness

teeluv:
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But you can actually earn 30% monthly which means if you have 20,000 Naira, you can make 10,000,000 Naira in 2 years with 30% monthly compound interest. …..Hummm! Can that be true? Yes, if you know what to do, where to do it and how.

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which are they using for the examination, is the state of residence or state of origin?
meanwhile, how can I check my name, I reside in enugu

amaethief is a public nuisance and a buffoon by birth