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peckhamboi:
They should re-arrest this guy and execute him for treason asap.

Imagine being a citizen of Biafra and you disagree with him, he will just execute you.

professorfal:
You'll never know how they feel during sex until you have a rod in your anus.

oladeebo:
that's all knowledge on your head?

oladeebo:
[s][/s]
what non sense?
op if you can't respect your self can't you respect others?
when I see the headline!
am shock think may be cattle had knocked pastor down in congregation that would escalate into another trouble!
only to see a beautiful photo of cows moving peacefully with out disturbing anybody!
those cattle were our resources in this county that we must fight to protect!
or after the church service the pastor would not serve beef at home?
if our cows eradicated and we are imported beef for meal in this country, then we are in the bottle of where we can't get out!
with out meat in the meal no palatable of food!
op be warned!

Zither:
It is ignorance that makes you call all pastors thieves. There are many pastors unknown, not wealthy, having little flock, suffering selflessly in the discharge of their duties as shepherds appointed by God and doing that happily and here you are shouting ignorantly.

There are lecturers who are known for sexually harassing students but does that make all lecturers in the world guilty of the same wrong? Soldiers and policemen are well known for their brutality but does that make all of them one in behaviour? Many accountants are known for falsifying information but does that make all accountants dishonest?

Dlordsamurai:
Judge not so that you will not be judge.

Zither:
Don't forget that the judgment of God is also coming on those passing judgment. Your Scripture quotations are wide off the mark of your subject matter. I keep saying this, leave men of God alone because you are not God who called them and who will also judge them knowing this that the judgment of preachers will be stricter. In the same vein, their reward is greater. To judge them is to disrespect the authority of God Himself. Beware, Mister.

Davash222:
Healthy living with Amara Kanu


Mtcheeew.

CharlesNneji1:
*WARNING: Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. don't bother reading it.
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Some days ago I saw this girl at the mall; very pretty girl. She was holding her phone close to her eyes & the smile on her face was something else – as in, the smile was so broad I was scared her face was going to tear.

At a point in time, she threw back her head and laughed so loud then texted something on her phone and waited.

She laughed again, after she got a reply, and this time it was louder than the previous one. She kept laughing in this way, on and on and on. It was really sweet. And I was damn sure she was getting those texts from a guy.

Now here is the thing.

Girls chat all the time. Infact, they love it. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s heart.

But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh like this through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’T

I will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. This tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys.

Come with me…

You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. Only if you know how.

The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ever ask her strings of questions. It’s boring, very boring:

For instance; never do this –

GUY: How was your day.

GIRL: Fine.

GUY: Did you go out today.

GIRL: Yes

GUY: Where did you go today?

Never ever chat this way…it is making her see you as a nuisance. And you are too special to be seen that way. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she start will start avoiding both you and your text.

So what is the best way to chat “interestingly?”

ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy.

See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. And how do you do this. There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life.

Here they are

– 1. Making possessive jokes

– 2. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you..


I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….

#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU:

The heading is self explanatory, right?

But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it.

Let’s assume a girl puts up a profile picture on Bbm, you could send her something like:

YOU: “I dodge it joor, that picture will not work on me. I refuse to fall in love with you”.

HER: “Lol. What do you mean (or something else like that).”

YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married joor. Don’t destroy my marriage.”

You get the gist abi, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you.

Here are more examples

HER: “What do you do for a living?”

YOU: “Okay na, she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. Sha, I work in a professional boyfriend company. *smiley face* You?”

Another example:

HER: “Hi.”

YOU: “*smiling icon* I won’t reply your messages now. I need to play hard to get. Send me another message in the next 20 years.”

Hope you are getting it?

This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality.

This is just plain elementary psychology.

Now, let’s check out strategy 2.

#2. MAKING POSSESIVE JOKES:


This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two.

Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.

1. “Hey baby, how is our baby. Hope you are taking care of her. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want story.”

2. “I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. How many can you handle?”

3. “Mehn, I want a divorce. You are not being a good wife again.”

4. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. After two days I will change my mind.”

5. “I heard Blackberry Passport is out. I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”

You get it, right?
Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.

Here are more examples:

You could send her a night gown picture you downloaded online then say something like>

“I want to see you on that when I return. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”

Now, think up yours…

WARNING

Don’t overdo these two strategies. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation (i explained the art of conversation on my website. see my signature for the address).

If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. (You wouldn’t want that, trust me). And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. Use it like you are having fun.

Don’t try hard to be funny or fun. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.

INFACT, don’t just go and start using the chatting strategies I explained in this article. Before you start using it, you need to learn THE BASICS of creating interests in girls.

And that is where my ebook comes in it. In it, I explained what to do and what not to do when it comes to making a girl interested in you.

To order for the ebook today; view my profile and you will see two numbers to contact - one is a number you can send a watsapp message to and the other is another you can call (if you wish).

watch out for my next articles here on Nairaland....(also view my profiles for more of my articles)

see you.

OAUTemitayo:
Some people are heartless. How can you call the chibok girls issue scam?
Maybe the Biafran massacre was scam afterall

nurez305:
but why

MrAwePresident:

So that's how the buhari led administration made a hero out of a thug/scammer
Wehdonesir

nurez305:
But why?

sarrki:
It doesn't change the fact that he's a criminal

sarrki:
He actually begged for his release

sarrki:
He actually begged for his release

SmellingAnus:
You are already married to her so you better forgive her and move on

But many girls are guilty of this stuff...

Guys too should learn how to treat their girls with much love and respect, who knows it may reduce some of these tendencies in them...

Young03:
What stops u from taking her to ur house, give her food n water then tomorrow u continue ur search on his relatives

pls dont quote me if u know say ur house no go collapse on ur head

Chiefpriest1:
Debbie-rise is not a top contender for anything. She's allowing herself to be used by Tboss as a pun. I like her but she doesnt have that self-worth.

Its between Efe and Bisola. Anything more or less will be a miracle.

Funny how people criticise the Big Brother Show, yet sit down every day watching 11 grown ass men kicking around a round leather for ninety minutes, yet say BBN is a waste of time.

I have stumbled on the show a few times and have picked up a few things.

Has anybody noticed how feeble human emotions can be. How housemates became so deeply romantically involved in less than three months. It tells you "body no be firewood".

If you like leave your wife for 3months or one year because you are hustling or you don't have the time. She ll become vulnerable in a short time and anything can happen.

Same for women too. If you like , be using sex to 'punish' him, he will explore other ways in a short while.

I ve also learnt how easily the housemates make up each time they have a quarrel. Life is short. Fight. But resolve issues as soon as possible. No dey carry face for a whole month.

BBN is for entertainment, but you can pick a few things from there too.

Tbillz:
Will man rob God? Yet you are robbing me. But you say, ‘How have we robbed you?’ In your tithes and contributions. You are cursed with a curse, for you are robbing me, the whole nation of you.

Tbillz:
pay your tithe, U cant cheat God!!! Simple

Tbillz:
Whats your business how your tithe is being eaten? Leave judgement to God. I have received double folds since i consistently paid my tithe in the church of God

Tbillz:
Bro tithe is a key to impossible doors, Do the needful and watch as wonder unfolds

greatnaija01:
pls use several translations and study MALACHI CHAPTER 3.... so you understand... CHILDREN DO NOT REPRESENT GOD.... If God instructed tithe then Give it to God. You may be religious but it is clear you do not know your bible as you should o... bros don't give to man what you should give to God... God is jealous o. TITHE IS NOT A CHURCH DONATION o.

MakeADifference:
If they publish on over 500 blogs that a girl jazzed your father and has turned him into a sugar daddy, what will be your reactions?

NL shouts karma, [b]karma isn't only for what you do, it is also for what you support.[/b]liar. Karma doesn't work that way. If u don't knw ask questions

ruggedtimi:
i am suprised ghana wasnt mention in that list...i know of an igbo man that is making serious money from the production of bleaching cream.