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redbeans:
bros bros . But she's a nairaland property na. In bubu's voice: she belongs to nobody, she belongs to everybody .

In btw... I'll painfully step down due to traphege rank in the union

thepussyhunter:
thanks boss

now i know why dem lalas.247 ref.iner trap.queen77 etc are madly inlove with u

thepussyhunter:
lmao

all hail the mighty xinz abi is it sinz almighty schlong that binds girls to it



and u might be right about though cos like i said be4 i sometimes think i secretly love her i'd like to date her



all the same sha


i envy ur schlong o
how do u do it

Luxuryconsult:
ok nah.. No wahala.. Thanks for your replies.

Luxuryconsult:
the lady looks good buh i don't know what to say about the pinsure... Buh she be nlder ni? Me i dey get interest for crazy bae ooo. Cuz even me myself i no use style well.

thepussyhunter:
yea she tells me pretty much eveything while i tell her most things

i keep some to meself esp me love life cos some how she doesnt like us talking about who i like or crush on

and i aiint saying she loves me more than a friend should i only said sometimes i wonder


i guess u can hold her down with ur............but we wouldnt know for sure since uve never been in such a situation

Luxuryconsult:
Na so.. Who get that picture biko?

Luxuryconsult:
who tell you so? And by the way no time to waste time jare brother mi.

BoleynDynaSTY:
Dreamland abi? He only stands a chance again if the south disagree. Who loves the present hardship and suffering taking over the whole country?

iamDaisy:
When they start serving food

phensbassey:
let me add mine
When you are dating a God fearing educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition you get texts such as these:-

6:00am.

Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up say your prayers & get ready for work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday Love you!

12pm -

Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? I am heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you -

6pm

Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now what should I buy for you?

........................................

But when you are dating any of this Slay Queen Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' you get texts
such as these:--

6am

Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still
having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12pm

I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change
my wardrobe. Muah!

6pm

Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u promised me. Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it!
Muah!

............................................

But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-

Airtel:-

Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with * 555*PIN#.

New Offer! Get N1950 to call all networks + 100MB data, SMS V500 to 131. Cost N500. Val/7days

MTN:-

Dear customer do you know that you can
confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial * 565*0# this service costs
N20!!! # TGIF

Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr
SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim your prize

VanNistelrooy24:
Good morning boss.

VanNistelrooy24:
Op, say the truth, shey your prick rise?