₦airaland Forum

safarigirl:
LOL....na the pesin wey him people vote pass go win, not who deserves it.

Even when we were voting Melvin last year, we were saying his speech is flawed hence he doesn't deserve it over someone like Cleo, but he still won.

Have your fun now Mrs safari but once my ban is done, am coming for you.

thandii1:
Decanta, yiwaldecanta, dragonfly abi wetin she post with yesterday. Come back na. Abi you get another date today again.

Oh, wait when is that akwa event she was announcing on this thread?

You remember? Thanks a lot.....but it was postponed to Sunday.
I didn't post here yesterday with any dragonfly....just yiwal.

ochon:
Sorry bro..better luck next time.

Sorry ochon for not acknowledging you earlier,I was a bit occupied..... Have you started the internship?

Librate:
Yiwal u never sleep ni

Sorry about the Naira land thing.....not that you are not handsome but next time swag it up a bit more.

spade:
It's not too late, bro. We're going to have all the fun in the world

Can't wait..... But you are too stupiiid though, I need at least someone who can keep up with the mind games.

spade:
LOL. Ifeanyi, digest this and live with it: In the next coming hours, you shall be the only user getting banned... alone for that matter, for attempting to derail, and also attacking other users - So, better start warming up with your new handle.
You'll meet Spade tomorrow (the same handle, not an alternate), and you'll continue in your train of sttupidity while I laugh at your frustrated attempts at venting over your humiliation.

I always have a way of leaving a psychological impression on the people I come in contact with, and you're no different. By your 16th ban, you shall see me in your sleep and everything you do.
I'm just getting started on your psychological meltdown.

See you tomorrow, Ifeanyi Ojukwu, our resident transvestite

Lol what a stupid fooool ...you will leave an impression with me because I met you at a public page.....you are truly a mental case.Even the people I meet in my day to day life ....rich sophisticated people have left no impression on me and this mofo thinks he is leaving an impression? Hahahahahahaha what a fooooooolll.I only remember you on a day ,I just want to piss someone off,which easier way to do it than through an internet.... You are so irrelevant to me ,that I dont even know how to cowaciate it.

Never knew joining this page will be this fun,I could have joined last year.

spade:
I reported you to Briareos as early as 10:50PM, my boy, so as soon as he logs on, you're out.
Good luck with your Report button, Ifeanyi

He is a man who thrives in justice ,so we shall both be out....which really suits me.I get bored of things easily and am really tired of this particular
name......tomorrow again when you log in with any other account,I will find you ,insult you and get us banned again.....this shall never ever end.....you are officially my play thing.

lumeviewscom:
Omo, yiwal is here to stay whether you guys like it or not.

Yiwal sorry jare. Nor mind spade. If he does it again, we will flog him.

But wait oh... You served when you were 17? You must be a genius! Please tell me some of your inventions.

By the way I remember last year's threadmates ..their convo,their posts and analysis etc and even exact quotations like reincarnated praising Maria's finale dress which one threadmate told him that he really doesn't buy that he is a man with the way he talked about the dress.
Can't you clearly see that am a genius or at least something close to it.....anyway I served when I was eighteen... Am not really that brilliant but I have a strong memory that hardly forgets .....so whenever I read ,I cram the whole thing automatically.

spade:
LOL! You're in for a major disappointment, bro.
Trust me on this one

We shall see about that, am reporting you now.

forkadict:
Yesssso.

Oluwa is involved.

Lol were you ever deluding yourself that something could have happened between us?....you are truly on a long thing.

spade:
LOL! Bro, you call this a fight?
Who has been giving us all the epistles tonight?
Who has been jumping from one user's post to another with insults like "whoooore"?
This isn't a 'fight', Ifeanyi. This is your last attempt at redeeming your image, and it still doesn't seem to be working.

Oh... and by the way, I thought you promised to show the posters my so-called pictures
We're still waiting, bro.

But in fairness we must both be banned....yiwal and spade are going on a very long vacation.

Reincarnated:
Nawa oh, seems like this was a big deal. Anyway thanks for the narration tho but like I said to Labamba, this na matter wey I nor even witness so whatever went down is really irrelevant to me. It seems like a lot of people have concluded against you tho but since its something I wasn't around to see, I will remain neutral. If you say you are a girl, then i'd go with that until substantially proven otherwise. Have a good night.

The first and last thing about me.....I don't give a rat ass about what people think.

Forwetinnah:
So na you give am the go ahead to post your FB account or pictures?? Chai...you still dey lie even on top of vindication

Technically I did, when someone threatens to reveal something and you tell the person go ahead or stand your ground on what you are stating.... Subconsciously you have given the person a go ahead. Am an addict reader of this page before I joined here ,we used this page to keep ourselves updated last year when we were serving .........I know almost all the members of this page, I know their character, I know how they write ? And you really think I don't know about spade before coming here,you really think I've not seen him do this to many people in the past? His frequent outbursts about old mellishants tagging all of them as old spinsters etc....I came prepared, I left all the clues and in his usual pokenosing way, he fell for a cheap prank......I did overestimate him,I thought he was smarter than this, see how I easily manipulated him again tonight into fighting me again even though he didn't want to initially.... That's how I roll baby,now the both of us must be banned again........

Reincarnated:
But ProfesorLabamba... how una sure say that na the chic/guy fb account?

I will give you the full gist ,in replying to an accusation made to a certain "ojukwu Ifeanyi" by spade ,decanta made it's debut and after the whole write up I ended the whole thing by saying I am "ojukwu Ifeanyi" and PS :am a boy.
The next day I returned to the thread and told them that am a girl and actually a lesbian... They asked me questions about lesbianism and I answered them with all honesty ,spade then comes around and speaks a certain gibberish in Igbo asking me to tell them the truth about my gender.... Which I replied "believe whatever you are comfortable with,am just here to have fun,till my account is most certainly banned" and he replied OK and I thought that was done,the next day I started going on about my lesbianism talk,which maybe he found annoying and threatened to expose my pictures which I gave him the go ahead" but I did say something to fork addict that people who think they know too much usually end up not knowing anything at all"
This is the time when anybody with a brain will start asking his or herself questions
1 why did this decanta introduce its self with a certain name and a certain gender only to say otherwise the next day,even though the post is still visible for all to see
2 why would decanta give spade the go ahead to expose the pictures and Facebook account knowing full well spade already knows the exact account because he obviously saw the "Ifeanyi ojukwu" making a comment on tayo faniran's picture
3 why would decantan lead spade on by posting first one of the pictures from that account and daring him to post the rest.
I know the people on this page have a thinking faculty but honestly anyone that does not recognize that your boy is being played like a mumu puppet needs to question his or her reasoning..... Am sure spade must have realised how much he was played by now,that is why the poor dude is trying so hard to force me to accept what am not.This moniker might be just about anybody ,a south African ,a Ugandan a Nigerian or even Ifeanyi ojukwu himself.... But that is one thing no one will ever know....the earlier spade accepts it ,the easier he can find peace .In life you can't always be right,sometimes you are just a means of amusement for someone else...... With that I say a grand goodnight.

lumeviewscom:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

By now, Fork Addict for dey wear pampers go work to dey wedge the blood flow.

Why would fork addict be wearing Pampers, by chatting with a moniker he was never ever gonna meet...you guys have been friends here for years ,have any of you met each other? I get it you are trying to be funny and all but seriously be more creative....

spade:
*Yawns*
Sure, dude. Whatever rocks your boat. Enjoy your monologue of tears.

Tears? Like seriously this is what I enjoy the most ,am having the time of my life right now....if there is any tears,it is probably tears of joy.Thank you for entertaining me....it was getting too peaceful in here.

spade:
We don hear you, Ifeanyi. But you kno' the beauty of everything?

1. Your pictures are still out there
2. Your Facebook page has already been published here
3. You have been exposed in the most humiliating manner as a closet gay loser who pretends to be a woman on the internet.
4. The rest of the posters on this thread are laughing at you
5. Your epistles mean nothing, change nothing and prove nothing.

Ifeanyi Ojukwu... the game is over for you

What a pathetic fool,the minute anyone opens a Facebook account ,your picture is automatically public property.....I wouldn't be surprised if there was a hooker in Shanghai ( like your future wife) who was using my picture as her dp.
You posting it here ( if that is even it) means nothing ....you can go back there and post some more they are all there for public consumption,save some in your Nokia touch and self-service with it.
As k Jenner use to say,every publicity is good publicity
Everybody laughs at anybody at some point am sure right now some villagers are laughing at your parents now for having an unsuccessful son.... So what's the big deal? Chill a beg.

spade:
Bro, are you still disgracing yourself here with your badly written epistle?
When will you get it into your head that the gig is up? Not one soul even believes your lies or the iddiiotic theatrics you're putting up here, so I'd advise you to devote all the time you spent typing this epistle, to religiously taking your oestrogen drugs which might make you look even half like a woman.
You are in that hole, dunce. Quit digging. It's over for you.

That's the difference between us ,I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuck if no one believes me,are you so dumb or daft.Should I send you a telepathic message you old fool or are you losing your memory to age?
Why are you so desperate for approval ? Did your parents love your brother more than you ? Are you parents doubting your worth? You are a pathetic case of self loathing.
I will tell you this and I will tell you again, am in this page till day 63....if my account is banned I create another one,I will keep posting till the winner is crowned, I have handled things like you in the past and I've always come out tops,even of everybody on this page hate me and boycott me,I will still be posting and there is nothing you can do about it.ollllllld worthless wasted fool.Son of a whoooore and faggggoooot.

Reincarnated:
Oh, so na u be decantin... Last time i logged in, I saw your long asssss post about me dissing Dillish. Lol.. And yh, I still like Maria but cuz I supported her back then doesn't mean that after the show, I cared about getting her contact info. What good will that do me when we are in 2 different continents but good for you tho. extend my greetings to her.

I actually admired your fiesty spirit then...even though we were both at the opposite end of the fence ,I recognized you as someone who stood up for what he or she believed in no matter the opposition from the other side. You are so my kind of person.

spade:
Yes. He greeted him in the usual Naija way. "Hey, my guy! See as you don dey fat oh" - You know, as informal as it could get.
Of course, a closeup of Mr. 265's face would have made my day.

The camera didn't even show Mr 265's face then ,have you also added lying in your list of vices...if I remember correctly all the housemates were standing in turns waiting to be shake Desmond.
The need to add gross exaggeration and pinch of salt just to sell a story.
Some people truly have no shame.

spade:
Keep venting over the fact that your pictures have been exposed for everyone to see.
I'm really enjoying this

A picture of a very hot guy and extremely beautiful girl? Who in the world can be ashamed of that?
Just stop stating your opinion like it is a gospel ,you are very irrelevant both in this page and outside of it .....so rearrange your list a hundred times it won't affect even 1 percent of the voting population.
YOU ARE A NOBODY.

PROFESORlabamba:
17 year old dey call you kid , kai, see finish.

Who is 17

spade:
Lists updated.

Favorites:
1. Tayo
2. Trezagah
3. Sheillah

Least Favorites:
1. Samantha
2. Mr. 265
3. Nhlanhla

Idris has really fallen off. Damn.

No one really cares,neither you nor your stuupid list is relevant.

Reincarnated:
ahn stop that rough play

You really loved maria back then ,funny enough I the one who hated her got her mobile nu first and now we are whatsapp buddies .....isn't life funny?

Tayo cannot dance but has enough swag to mask his shortcomings... Melvin on the other hand the less said about that guy the better.Melvin is the worst dancer in my opinion.

Reincarnated:
Whats your real moniker? And yh last bba was during the summer i did not have a job + i was on break from school so na idle hand tinzz then.. but this season con land for middle of semester where tinz dey already hectic so i jus dey shuffle between work, school and other things. I try to pop in when i can tho, like now

Alright work hard in skl kid.

wo1F:
Hahaha this has Decanta written all over it. Just tell your miss world to make that as's available for possible rocking by my boy Tayo.

Skelewu....

Kikikikikiki...tayo ain't interested....he is a responsible guy who respects his relationship.

Reincarnated:
Ogbeni tenk u for the plot. Ive missed every major page number sha.

Welcome... You are no longer so active this year? Are you now working?