₦airaland Forum

This is what happens when you have a better president with oil on his head.

NassBoy:
It's well with you if that's how u do it in your own place

Eweeee🤣🥱🤣

Akwara25:
Because he speaks in favour your enemy.. he just said his mind and I think you're also in position to say your own mind..

And that's what they did

Can someone explain how what 75-68 means.
Does it mean Nigeria score 75 goals and Senegal scored 68?
If that's the case, the goals are too numerous in basketball 🏀🏀🏀

[/quote]Fish brains indeed.

I don't know how a normal human will be comfortable wearing this outside.

NassBoy:
I'm posting this here in order to get more clarifications regarding this recruitment exercise by the federal government of Nigeria.

So, sometime in March, I applied for same job when it was announced. I applied and I prayed for success. Just four days ago, a friend whom we applied same day, called to inform me that the lists of shortlisted candidates have been released and that I should check the Portal. But before I checked, I asked about his own status and he said he wasn't Shortlisted. When he said this, I instantly lost hope. I told him there was no point checking it because I already knew I would not be shortlisted too, so what's the point checking?. He insisted that I check. I was nervous.
To my surprise, I finally checked and saw that I was shortlisted. And I can only pray that I succeed after all. To God be the glory.

For those who are already in the system, how are these things done?.
Secondly, I heard exams/aptitude test would be next, but no date has been fixed yet. Does anyone know the Exact date?
Thirdly, what and what do I need to study ahead of the test?. What are the kind of questions involved? I was told it's Mathematics, English and current affairs. How true is this?
Lastly, how much is the salary for starters when you get a federal civil service job. I can see Grade Level 8 on the dashboard. Does this mean that if I succeed(by God's grace), I would start from level 8?

You can start from level 17, just go with your bargain skills.

Sonnobax15:

Remembered when my roommate brought about 8 bannies to our room one night...... Funniest thing was that that was the first time I managed to cook Banga soup...na once these wayward bannies rush go where my pot of soup dey and served food by themselves......The annoying part was when I wanted to warm the soup the next morning...That was when I realized my pot of soup has soured

E pain me ennnn I

Are you doing birthday party that day, or why will someone bring 8 babes to your house.
Confused 😕🤔

Kobicove:
Are we still on this matter?

This issue is starting to look like a form of tribal cleansing and it will soon spread like wildfire because other regions will soon start retaliating

Southwest have nothing to lose you know

clefstone:
These people do not know the consequences of what they are doing. This is a clear primitive tribal move targeted at southern tribes that are not Yoruba. As usual the fear of the Hausa/Fulani North would ensure that they will be spared this street renaming move

In Warri, Delta State, there are multiple streets named after people from other states. In fact, in Sapele, majority of their streets are named after people that are not Deltans, including a Yoruba street and an Akintola street.

Tinubu is not going to be president forever and when the table turns, we will be here to remind them



Yes, they should. The heritage of Lagos is that it has been cosmopolitan for a century. That Lagos has multiple streets named after non indigenous people reflects that heritage you seek to protect

Wailing as usual 😏

God1000:
Lol, He must be joking, Russia isn't Iran or Palestine, it appears his bromance with Putin is over just like Elon musk.


I don't like both Putin and trump, but you can't threaten a nuclear armed country, no matter how weak the country is militarily.

I wonder what the feeling of US citizens will be when Putin deploys 2 nuk subs near US coast

And you're quoting as if na only Russia get nukes, very funny

AMINDA:
It goes without saying. You should rather be genuinely bothered that Tinubu only considers Yorubas competent enough to hold these positions. Even when other ethnicities are the next in line by right.

God bless Tinubu

They must talk in favour of their slave master, if not.
Igbo keweje

Shawarmagirl:
One good thing I love about Nigerians is that those supporting evil because of tribe or religion suffer the same fate with everyone together. Statistics shows that they even suffer more. If una like make y'all use tribalism and religion elect the next President, my parents and two siblings will be fine as long as I am still breathing. Soon I will bring them over.

Shut up, na only you dey abroad.
Abroad na your own heaven? Nonsense

Nemesis0147:
Awara
Yes....over hyped food .....
I was disappointed the first and the only time I tasted it

You didn't buy from people that make it delicious.
I can eat 10k own if possible.
Especially if you allow it to swell inside soup.

Thewrath:
Impressive! This is why wealth sounds like fraud to some people,they have no practical business experience after school scammed them!

Where you find yourself is no one’s fault but entirely yours,stop hatred,envy and jealousy and you will experience progress!

Naso my brother
We Igbo can do anything to get this money.
My brother get money oo, e get why

Inosky:
This one that hasn't been able to address power and grid collapse in Nigeria.

Tinubu said we should vote him out after first if he can't give Naija constant election. This guy shouldn't have any business contesting, what's he presenting, darkness?

No be only constant eLection, Na constant eRection
Rederede

OgaSeun:
Top five naija female musicians..
Tems
Ayra Starr
TIWA SAVAGE
Yemi Alade
Simi

They have one thing in common.


Top five male
Wizkid
Burna
Davido
Rema
Asake

Three of dem na still Yoruba.
One Benin still get connect with Yoruba and PH burna still get Yoruba mama wey be her manager..

Yoruba should be synonymous with greatness.

Prophesy daddy
Prophesy
Prophesy
Prophe
Pro
Pr

Revealpanda:
Lol 🤣
Agbado logic never is something mehn.

What you explained how's it different from a Coalition?

You even ignored the part I told you he was a member of ANPP

Keep making yourself happy while it last, your defeat is imminent, just don't cry 😢 when it comes.

Racoon:
The wicked fleeth when no one pursues. Guilty conscience fears no accusation.

Check your quote again
Rephrase it properly.
Let's see

Mrfixitt:
Peter Obi the tsunami himself. Tinubu boys always rattled anytime his name is mentioned

A defeated Tsunami indeed

SmartPolician:
When Nigerians are eating, they don't talk. But when they aren't given the opportunity to loot, they become critics.

Hakeem Baba-Ahmed has my respect for resigning from this useless administration when he had the opportunity to eat and keep quiet.

Tinubu is unshakable.
How I wish there's a third term.

Omooba77:
As Christian, Can You really Forget, even when you have forgiven?

There's no verse in the bible that asked you to forget, it's just mere additions by preachers.
Forgive so that you may be forgiven.
Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those that trespass against us. Simple.

onome25:
my brother U are a good updater!
there are two Al-guys in nairaland that goes by the name Hell-Anus & Mad-Guy who uses Al method to generate useless likes
those guys are brainless
APC cannot win Kaduna for APC in 2027
we are on ground here.

Just dey play
If APC could win Rivers
Just dey play

VeryWickedMan:
Peter Obi defeated Bola Ahmed Tinubu in Lagos.

Right, he is the governor of Lagos.
. .

franchasng:
To be honest, Yorubas are good in investing in the private university ownership business, all thanks to Winners, Redeem and Seventh Day Adventist that opened their eyes to the lucrativeness of private university ownership business.



I am using this opportunity to appeal to our wealthy Yoruba men and women, please come to Southeast and invest in university business. Southeast is a very fertile region for university ownership business. Check all higher institution enrollment statistics, they all support my claim, come to Southeast and invest, stop being scared of coming to Southeast to invest only to turnaround tomorrow to claim Igbos don't sell lands to none Igbos, We do. I personally have versed plots and hectares of lands to sell to highest bidder in Owerri, Enugu, and few at Awka.


You will never regret coming to Southeast to invest in university ownership business, remember you guys have a competitive advantage in that particular business, so capitalize on it and take over Southeast and other regions. American investors are never scared to invest in any country or region, even in war torn and crises ravaged countries, only cowards give excuses for not exploring business opportunities in other regions and terrains

Thank God you know Igbo don't sell land to non Igbos. Why should I go to a place full of hatred and malice and anger and strive and most importantly, bitterness. Never.

God1000:
He went to Benue after the public outcry, this man only cares about his own political ambition

Who will satisfy you, son of man?
If he chose not to come, you will still complain and wail, why is your life like this?