₦airaland Forum

2 US ships dey chili inside the strait for 2 weeks and Iran never touch them

Na those harmless ships wey dey pass
Iran go begin bark like Ekuke

yarimo:
Just a reminder no INEC polling unit on social media

Tinubu don infect both Social media and real life with untold hardship.

This one no be 2023 ooo

There’s a group we no dey really talk about… involuntary single ladies.

PDP wey go only get like 5 votes from the whole of Nigeria

One isreali soldier break crucifix of Jesus

The whole of Israel apologize and arrested the soldiers involved. Within 72 hours the crudix is fixed and replaced.

100 bandits kill people and burn churches
The whole Islamic world figures keep silent.
No condemnation, No apology No remorse

The difference is very clear

Lagos state is Tinubu nyash
Whether the nyash want to mess or shit
Na Tinubu go decide

You need to be high to meet with the most high
Just like Moses and the burning Kush bush

A girl I was lusting after on TikTok
I meet her today in a supermarket
She is the sales girl.

Hmm I was so irritated by her unkept low cut
Now the issue was her face.
It didn't look like what I see on TikTok

And to make it worse she was rude.

I swear I no rate social media again
Everything is bloody fake

No Authority Can Arrogantly Make Muslims Abandon Sharia’: Nigeria’s Supreme Sharia Council Rejects U.S. Lawmakers’ Call

Retired police personnel and their families, under the umbrella of the Police Retired Officers Forum of Nigeria, on Monday

Nigerians are wildly celebrating the victory of our own Oba Femi, The Ruler over the most dreaded Canadian wrestler in history, Brock Lesnar a

Dem suppose line up these prophets for firing squad.

These pentecostal churches are a big disgrace to Christianity

Don't be fooled
Indians are cashing out from drug dealers

Somebody in Indian embassy is bringing these drug dealers into india

These are the players
1. Indian mafia boss
2. Immigration officer
3. Indian embassy staff
4. Recruited victims

The agent in Nigeria scout for potential hustlers . Connect them with their plug at Indian embassy Nigeria. Get visa immediately. The person go pay flight ticket

Land in India. Their plug in immigration give the boys clear pass.
Boys enter India spend 1 month knowing locations then start push drugs for the Indian Oga.

Indian police want their own share
So they catch these ones for 2 reasons

1. To post image that they are working and winning fight on drugs.
2. To extort and collect their own share

If you get money, dem go release you
If you no get, dem thruw u for sanko

Some dealers have been arrested 8 times
Them go use money sort am out and continue.

Indian popo use am dey chop money

Na why e dey sweet them to catch these boys. Dem go take group picture like when fishernen take group picture with big fish dem catch

The business is too deep.
Each chain is benefiting from each other.
Indians corrupt like mad. Don't be fooled

GanagiBitrus:
Looks like we should all revert back to our good old Mortar & Pestle.

They rarely wash the inside of those machine grinders. Lots of bacteria pill up there

While mortar and pestle is washed immediately after use.

mirrael68:
The Bible never said that.
And remember that there is a curse on anyone who adds to or substracts from the Word of God. Or makes a mockery of it.

He won't curse terrorist killing Christians
It is does that quote bible

Religious people are just brainless sheeps

Bro which juju this Hope Uzodinma dey use??

Book of Genesis told us that back in the days Eve and Snake used to be Friends..
Very close Friends

Only God knows what happened to them

Why are they fighting and killing each other

May that snake locate all Nairaland Feminists in the Mighty Name of Jesus.. Amen

Pastor ibeyahoo and Pastor Adebamumu will not talk now....

If it is to boast about watch collection
That is where you will see these f00/s

MarkNsukkaBread:
Your aunt probably over-pampered the boy and spoilt him

Even if he was pampered.
Isn't that more reason why he should thank her everyday for adopting and changing his life.

That is why each day I see more reason not to help people.

Remember when zlatan help one family and the same family almost lynch him in the streets.

It's better to mind your business.

You fit help accident victim go hospital
Na police go come arrest you and hold u responsible for the victim.

Like I said
I will never adopt another man child that has a totally different DNA behaviour and character from me

If my child wan misbehave
Atleast I know he got his behaviour and character from me or my wife DNA

That boy that was adopted
Do you know if his real mother is a mad woman.
When the boy grow up he will definitely show sign of madness from his mother. Blood is thicker than water

MarkNsukkaBread:
Your aunt probably over-pampered the boy and spoilt him

She should have left the baby to be eating beans in orphanage.

That is why I don't like helping people

Now she don go buy market.

I heard the boy hits her sometimes

Her crime was to raise and take care of the boy.
The boy know that he is adopted

All I see is there is no motherly connection
Because she didn't give birth to him. Simple

Imagine picking a child and taking responsibility to raise the child.

Only for the child to grow up and torment you every day.

Because his genetics and behavior are not from you. His parents might be mad people who abandon him as a baby.

Now you suffer and raise kid
Only for the kid to be a thorn in your life

My aunt who was barren adopted a boy in 2002

Fast forward to 2025 last June.
This boy turned my aunt life upside down

He Insults her like mad. Disrespect her in front of visitors. Scold at her

This got me thinking if Adoption is worth it
Because the boy clearly don't feel connection

And during some of their outburst
He will curse her and her family.. Omo

After seeing this same pattern in 3 families
I have concluded ADOPTION IS A NO NO!!!!

Yarimo will not sleep well tonite

Same way dem force Agbada on Ishowspeed
They have been doing this for centuries

No single shame at all

I know them use begging wound am
But I can't prove it

Dem get luck Social media no dey that time
You for see Yarimo papa dey shout Owo mi da

allen113:
Give us context. E fit be u way dem need to handle




This ur caretaker wants something else but I can't prove it.

The Care taker is from AfGAYnistan

My neighbours dey kpo loud

One night I wake up feeling soooo high
I thought it was malaria fever

My whole roomm was smelling loud
I know the smell but this one strong gahnn
I opened my window beacuse of heat
The boy go smoke wetin i no know the odour sip enter my room.
My head feels like say e wan explode

Till this day I always lock my window beacuse of him. Imagine if I had a baby sleeping and inhaling cana..God forbid

The fact that people die every second
And a new child is born every second