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Assistant Cashier (Start next month)

Location: Owerri, Imo.

Job Desscription
Collects payments by accepting cash, check, or charge payments from customers; making change for cash customers.
Issue approved payments to customer and authorized personnel.
Verifies debit card acceptance by reviewing necessary information and operating the debit card authorization platform.
Balances cash drawer by counting cash at beginning and end of work shift.
Provides pricing information by answering questions.
Maintains safe and clean working environment by complying with procedures, rules, and regulations.
Contributes to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed.

Expected Skills
Basic Computer Usage, Customer Service Oriented, Attention to Detail, Good General Math Skills, Basic Safety Knowledge

Qualification
OND or equivalent in Accounting or related discipline.
SSCE holder with a good training in computing can also apply.

You don't need to have years of experience to apply. We'll provide job training.
If you are interested, send your CVs to careers@tvl.ng.
Deadline is 25th June, 2015

Assistant Cashier

Location: Owerri Imo

Job Desscription
Collects payments by accepting cash, check, or charge payments from customers; making change for cash customers.
Issue approved payments to customer and authorized personnel.
Verifies debit card acceptance by reviewing necessary information and operating the debit card authorization platform.
Balances cash drawer by counting cash at beginning and end of work shift.
Provides pricing information by answering questions.
Maintains safe and clean working environment by complying with procedures, rules, and regulations.
Contributes to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed.

Expected Skills
Basic Computer Usage, Customer Service Oriented, Attention to Detail, Good General Math Skills, Basic Safety Knowledge

Qualification
OND or equivalent in Accounting or related discipline.

You don't need to have years of experience to apply. We'll provide job training.
If you are interested, send your CVs to careers@tvl.ng.
Deadline is 25th June, 2015.

This FTC thing is not even had to achieve. At first attempt...

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I am very happy to be part of this history making event. We are the last hope of Nigeria and today we must get it right. We formed APC believing that coming from our small parties, we stand a chance.
We are here gathered for the love of our nation.
We are here to provide for nigeria the much needed dividends of democracy. There is nothing wrong with the Head of State, but there can be something wrong with the State of the head.
I celebrate General Muhammadu Buhari who is today 73 years old, and Atiku is today 68 years old and Kwankwaso who is 58 years old. Jonathan is 57, Barack Obama 53, Rochas Okorocha is only 52 years old.
Nigeria of today is different of Nigeria of 1960s. I am here to sing a different song, that of unity. We are here to give Nigeria a good cheque; a good leader.
I offer myself to offer service as the president of Nigeria.
Political power can only be justified when used for the good of the common man.
“My People, my People”
When I say to Nigerians, I will make education free, Nigerians will believe me, because I have done it before.
I am a child of poor parentage, i hate poverty and what it brings. Today destiny has brought to your shoulder to change the fate of this nation, you must do it well, not on the basis of sentiment.
Vote for me and I assure you that the Nigerian Naira will be equal to the dollar.
My people My people.

These combinations were drawn up based on the body language (which in some cases was evident in their statements) of the main aspirants.

1) Rochas Okorocha AS President with
Babatunde Fashola AS VP

2) Muhammadu Buhari AS President with
Adams Oshiomole AS VP

3) Rabiu Kwakwanso AS President with
Rotimi Amaechi AS VP

4) Atiku Abubarkar AS President with (also angling for)
Rotimi Amaechi AS VP

5) Sam Nda Isaiah AS President with (all things are possible)
Berem @Nairaland AS VP

Which combination do you think will give the president a good competition and which one will give him an easy ride?

As much as there are controls such as 'Like' to encourage and support those who constructively contribute to a thread, there should be a 'Dislike' button that the community can use to discourage poor comments.

Click like if u support this idea.

BAGHDAD, Iraq – U.S. military advisors made a startling discovery on the outskirts of this city. They found Eden!
“I knew it had to come out sooner or later,” Colonel Sara Pentine confirmed. “We found the biblical Garden of Eden. But that was just the beginning of our amazing discoveries.”
When the military first entered the sun-bleached desert 5 miles north of Baghdad, they got a strange blip on their radioactive mass spectrometer.
“The RMS was showing an extremely small dense object 30 feet underground” Colonel Pentine said, “We called in the hazmat team to dig it up.”

Dressed in radiation-proof uniforms, soldiers began excavating the area. What they discovered seemed harmless enough: The withered remains of an ancient tree.
“The bark looked as if it had been blasted by lightning. Pentine said. “We dug carefully around the trunk and soon unearthed the skeletal remains of a large snake beside the mass we had been reading.
“The object was red and looked like an apple,” she said.

Dr. Sam Isaacs – an archaeologist working with the military to protect ancient sites – was helicoptered to the site.
“It was definitely a petrified apple,” Dr. Isaacs said. “What’s more, it look as though two bites had been taken from it. The team grew very silent as we realized we had uncovered the Garden of Eden. This was the Tree of Knowledge and we had the very apple Eve had pulled from its branches.
“Now, according to Genesis, God expelled Adam and Eve from paradise for tasting the forbidden fruit which would have given them great knowledge and allowed them to live forever, “Dr. Isaac went on.” It occurred to me that the fruit might still possess amazing power. I recommended that it be taken back to the U.S. for study.”
The military agreed, though the apple was not brought to a university or research institute. It was taken to the top-secret Military Applications Center in Hidden Sands, Arizona. There, a team of scientists carefully cut in to the apple and extracted a seed from the core.

“I felt that what they were doing was wrong,” Dr. Isaac said. ”I wanted to study the apple to take time and learn its secrets. They just wanted to grow anew one as soon as possible!”
“We entire military is excited about this discovery,” said General Matthew James, who was in charge of Project Apple Corps. ”If Dr. Isaac was correct and this was fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, it was possible that by feeding it to our men we could create a race of super-smart, super-soldiers, sort of like avenging angels. We would be irresponsible not to take that opportunity.
The seed was placed in super enriched soil in a MAC greenhouse. Exposed to artificial sunlight, it grew rapidly.
“Within two weeks we had a healthy tree and a nice red apple to test on a volunteer, “General James said.

Twenty-year-old Private First Class Stephen Rogers was selected to take a bite. He was brought to the greenhouse and instructed to pluck the apple.
“I’ve been in combat, but reaching for the forbidden fruit scared me,” Private Rogers said later. “Still, an order is an order.”
As the General and his team watched, Rogers pulled the apple from the tree. Suddenly, the humid air began to swirl.
“A moment later the ghostly image of a naked woman appeared beside the tree,” General James said. ”She whispered, “Don’t.” Naturally, we all stopped what we were doing. Then she spoke again.
“You have a paradise here,” she said. “Do not bite the apple. Do not spoilt it!”
General James instructed Private Rogers to put the apple down. The young soldier obeyed and the men backed away from the tree.
“As we stood there, the lady picked up the apple, and put it back on the limb,” General James told us. ”It was really eeried to see this bright red apple in her pale white hand. As soon as it was reattached to the tree, she vanished.”
The military detachment left the greenhouse and locked the door. The room was declared off-limits to all personnel until the top brass could decide what to do.
“For now, we’re doing nothing,’ General James aid. “But, let me just say this… we are all wearing fig leaves.”

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/48321/garden-of-eden-found/