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oyewale0001:I suggest you don't reply him again, cos you'll be bringing yourself down to his level. Some people are naturally pained, due to their helpless situations. That's why they take it out on people at any given opportunity. That guy is one of those people. |
Stephenmouka4:You lack common sense. First, the word "bit*h" is attributed to females. Second, you lack sense. |
AlphaNugget:Guy, I can tell that you're a very deceitful person in reality. A very cunny and slimy one at that. You used one of your other multiple monickers to like that derogatory comment from Abba towards Oyewale, and here you're ass licking. Before I make this comment, I must assure you that I'm sure of your deceitful personality. I bet he knows who you really are. You use this account when you want to portray your cunny and evil side, and then your other multiple monickers when you want to show your true nature. |
Reggaero:Sometimes, it's best to do things this way. |
This guy no just get sense. The only way you can bypass your sh*t is by using one of, or your other multiple monickers to beg for funds. Still, one way or another, you'll still get caught, because your insultive nature has a pattern. No be you use your own hand type nonsense about the guy? Now, you're begging like a slowpoke. SMH |
naptu2 From your diary, I can assure you that you're slowly going crazy. You're so full of your delusional self. |
SMH |
Sportybet na big thieves. You go get bonus, they go come tell you to flick ball. 5k bonus don turn to 1500. I don tire. |
Samueltemi337:E don enter |
DiskJokeyManic:Which kind comment be this. Mtcheew |
DiskJokeyManic:I played your first game. Pray it booms. |
Loverboi2cute:You think it's made up? This really happened to me. I love writing, so I spiced it up with punctuations. Sorry, there's no part 2 |
So this happened late December 2022. I just remembered it, and I've been laughing like a crazy person. My family and I travelled to our hometown for the festive season. An incident occurred, so my family decided that it was best I see a psychiatrist. In my mind, I was like, "Wonders shall never end, so these people think I've gone loco". As long as the funds weren't coming from my pocket, no issues at all. I decided to use that opportunity to scan UNEC females, cos I had always heard that Enugu "urban" girls are beautiful, unlike the "rural" ones that have a striking resemblance with the early men. They do their internship in the Psychiatric hospital. Funny enough, the talk turned out to be true. I've seen it first hand that Enugu "urban" girls are really fine. I no dey like compliment ladies on their beauty, but I gats talk this one. They too fine abeg. Before I continue, I need to narrate something. Abeg, I no dey try hype myself with this narration, but na the gospel truth. As a guy, I'm tired of the stares from ladies whenever I'm in public space. It's just too much. I mean it when I say that being good looking has its advantages and disadvantages. We handsome guys go through a lot, you know. I now do more of bolt rides just to avoid the female drama. The toxic ones are the worst. They reject men on a daily basis, but when rejected, they'll do anything to get back at you. Anyways, this na topic for another day. I don't know if anyone experiences this, but if you do, know that you're not alone. We'll get through it. Have you found yourself in a situation where secondary school girls, mature ladies of ages 40, 50 and above, married women, friends' moms, female cousins, aunts, etc dey reason your matter. Sincerely, I'm just tired of it all. I can't walk down the street without turning heads. Back to the topic. On the D-Day, I and my cousin went there. The attention increased when I was at home. I no go lie you, my head swelled when the female psychiatrist told one of the male IT students that he was no longer the cutest guy in the building. You needed to see how all eyes were on me. They were all feeling the boy. The psychiatrist asked me some questions whilst blushing, and then diagnosed me with Schizophrenia. This woman is actually old enough to be my mother, but she was obviously feeling the boy. In my mind, I was like "Hia.... Schizogini? I don dey craze?" She then took me to an inner room in her office and administered an injection called Haloperidol. Me wey know say I dey alright come dey doubt myself. A few minutes after I took that injection, it dawned on me that mysterious things do happen. I became speechless. My tongue permanently got stuck on my inner upper jaw. Then, a mighty wave of sleepiness and fatigue overshadowed my always agile demeanor. In the cab, I was sleeping like a Koala. When we alighted, I was still sleeping while walking home. On getting home, I didn't even reply anyone; I just went straight to my bed. We got home at about 2-3pm, and I slept till about 1pm the next day. I was also given a drug called Quetapine. This drug can instantly tranquilize a cheetah when running at full speed. It also causes excessive weight gain, and severe hunger. I could sleep for 27 and half hours when on this drug. All these were a waste of funds, because nothing was wrong with me. Just because I told them a bitter truth, they thought I had gone haywire. By the way, I kinda like mature ladies, so I took the psychiatrist's phone number from the hospital card, and put up a call to her. I brought her up to speed on my fake progress, because nothing was wrong with me. I wanted to just play a little bit with her, cos I was bored that day. We spoke for a while, and then I told her that If she were not married, I'd have shot my shoot. She actually liked the discussion. If not that I'm a child of God, I'd have gone further. Anyways, I can't sleep, so I decided to share this story. |
naptu2:Lol... Men like you die at an early age, and I can bet you seek female validation badly. Oh! You're also the type that suffers from low self esteem, maybe due to a flaw. Always a§§ licking Ishi.love. In your mind, you sounded wise with this post of yours? |
Mrwhite09:Why na... Paste your aza |
AlphaNugget:Mrwhite09 is my sweetheart. He knows na. |
Mrwhite09:What did you eat Dear? |
Mrwhite09... Won't you congratulate Samueltemi? |
Antwan99:I don send am |
Antwan99:I wan run you 200. You need am? |
Samueltemi337:Na why I just like you 🙂 |
Someone has won 5k 😂😂😂 |
Bitcoin is almost at 100k dolls |
Keep on resting Victorian |
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Who let that dog out? |
Samueltemi337's last comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
Sirchiboy:I'm not really sure, but I think this is it. It's a mixtape, so it might just be in it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl89rmlWVzo |
AngelicDamsel:Sincerely, looks matter a lot. I really don't believe that line "Beauty is on the inside". People do say it a lot, but their actions towards the "not so attractive people" are the exact opposite. Looks can affect the quality of your life, no matter how much people want to gaslight you to the contrary. |
DestinedForGrea:Yeah... I think she did that because of his money though. She admitted to the fact that she was going through a lot at that time. My thoughts. |
I just stumbled on this video, and decided to share with the forum. In any negative situation you find yourself, don't lose all hope. You won't regret watching till the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n5nOEJtrYA Npflmod, Dominique, Ishilove, Seun, Mynd44 |
