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Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Mom Fall Your Hand While Forming Big Boy! by ZeezaRapture(m): 8:11am On Aug 12, 2015
adioolayi:
All these in one small room...Lord have Mercy!
Dupe tie my broda.
Politics › Re: Photo: Throwback Photo Of Buhari As Governor In 1975, So Handsome by ZeezaRapture(m): 8:05am On Aug 12, 2015
1stHola:
See hin ogogongo undecided

At his age in 1975, he became a governor.
In 1983 again at a very young age, he became the head of states sad

Now in 2015, he his now the president shocked

WHEN WILL IT BE OUR TURNhuh angry
it will be your turn when u stop hatingangry
Politics › Re: [photo] Very Bizarre Spectacle In Edo… by ZeezaRapture(m): 2:13am On Aug 12, 2015
Just passing by....
Politics › Re: “Report Those Behind Corruption” – Lamorde Charges Civil Societies by ZeezaRapture(m): 11:07pm On Aug 11, 2015
angry
Events › Re: My Wedding Pictures by ZeezaRapture(m): 8:58pm On Aug 11, 2015
uselessgoat:
undecided

SEE THEIR UGLY FACES . MTCHEEEEW
UselessGoatangry
Politics › Re: Osuofia Ndigbo Visits VP Osinbajo In Aso Rock Today by ZeezaRapture(m): 8:24pm On Aug 11, 2015
Splashme:
Buhari and his vice are so excited about their new positions . . .
wont you be excited when you become a President or Vice President of this country??undecided
Romance › Re: She Has In-depthly Gone Crazy With Me. Please Help!!! by ZeezaRapture(m):
pelij18:
Thanks for such a kind reply. Begging her is not a problem, just that she doesn't seem as one who is ready to forgive me now. Meanwhile this is actually the time i really need her pretty much.
man relax. Yes! I said, RELAX!!! She doesnt pick your calls anymore doesnt mean she will leave you. Afterall, you have been together for many years..

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO...

1. Send her a heart-touching apology message(sms).

2.Call her 3 to 4 days after texting her the apology message.

3. Promise her such thing will never happen again and follow it up by wooing her(girls love itcheesy)

4. After doing the 3 things I mentioned above and she does not come back to you, my brother, you have been dating the wrong person all this while.angry
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth's Wife Elsie In Swimwear (Photo) by ZeezaRapture(m): 6:27pm On Aug 10, 2015
ionsman:
You say?
long time dude cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Nice Big Lips, Do You Like It ? :) by ZeezaRapture(m): 12:47pm On Aug 10, 2015
Pukeslipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: See Tonto Dikeh’s Marriage Introduction…and She Is Pregnant! by ZeezaRapture(m): 12:34pm On Aug 10, 2015
You mean this silly arrogant, fake, rude b*tch that has been f*cked by many male celebs is getting married and pregnant??undecided.

The husband's joystick must be a very big one cos her punny is wider than a river alreadyangry
Celebrities › Re: Jaywon, Music Promoter, Robbed Early Hours Of Today by ZeezaRapture(m): 11:31am On Aug 10, 2015
MadCow1:
Really...




Who is Jaywon and why is this robbery more special than the one that happened in my area last night just 1 hour ago? angry

No be like say dem thief better thing for their hand sef..

Chains - Fake GL Gold. Price 1500 Naira (bling Zinc)

Phone no fit pass BlackBerry or iPhone or Samsung. Price 60'k highest.

Wristwatch.. Fake Jumia watch - 25'k highest.

Cash.. Most likely 10'k as I sure say e no hold money by that time of the morning apart from money to settle ashawo wey dem carry..

Na because of this small money na ehn e come dey shout for Internet like say them thief ehn 1 million. angry
you are truly a mad cow. Broke ass niggaangry
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix by ZeezaRapture(m): 8:19am On Aug 10, 2015
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: Arsenal Defeat Tattooed On The Butt Of A Westham Fan by ZeezaRapture(m): 8:09am On Aug 10, 2015
Football fanatism!!!
Now what has he gained from inking his butt with a football victory of his clubhuh?undecided
smh.

Before you quote me and spew thrash, i'm an ardent MANCHESTER UNITED fan!
Romance › Re: Why Do People Think Every Guy/babe Must Be In A Relationship? by ZeezaRapture(m): 2:45pm On Aug 09, 2015
Freemanan:
Remember Karma is always a bytch... Ladies deserve better o
27th October 2011 is a day i dont like to remember. I caught my own girlfriend having sex with another guy in her house. A girl i loved dearly and put my trust in her. Since then, i have vowed not to engage myself in any relationship till i am ready to get married.

So therefore, i will rather f*ck them and clean mouth than to engage myself in relationship with themangry
Romance › Re: Why Do People Think Every Guy/babe Must Be In A Relationship? by ZeezaRapture(m): 2:31pm On Aug 09, 2015
Nothing consine me with relationship.. I f*ck chics that come my way at free will and clean my mouth.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Breaks Silence, Wants “baby Factories” Allowed by ZeezaRapture(m): 2:21pm On Aug 09, 2015
Am not surprised! Jonathan surrounded himself with brain-dead pidgeons like this assholeangry.

Really, am not surprised.
Politics › Re: 2050 Nigeria To Become 3rd Most Populous In The Wolrd by ZeezaRapture(m): 2:14pm On Aug 09, 2015
How e con take consine me??undecided
Politics › Re: Ooni: Aregbesola Finally Speaks On Monarch’s Status by ZeezaRapture(m): 2:09pm On Aug 09, 2015
The truth is now obvious but it wont come out from my mouth firstlipsrsealed

ladyF:
Eeyah
surprised u didnt add your childish "Its LadyF again"undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pics To Start Your Day by ZeezaRapture(m): 1:22pm On Aug 09, 2015
so many kids on NL
Jokes Etc › Re: 5 Funny Memes For A Little Laugh Before Church by ZeezaRapture(m): 1:19pm On Aug 09, 2015
Boringangry
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pics Of The Day by ZeezaRapture(m): 1:08pm On Aug 09, 2015
undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: See What They Did To Governor Adams Oshiomhole! by ZeezaRapture(m): 1:03pm On Aug 09, 2015
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Jokes Etc › Re: Debate On This Caption Of Bumless Ladies, True Or False by ZeezaRapture(m): 1:01pm On Aug 09, 2015
undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Conji No Get Age Grade Oo (photo) by ZeezaRapture(m): 1:12am On Aug 09, 2015
undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Show Us Your Unilorin First Class Certificate @barrister Francis by ZeezaRapture(m): 1:10am On Aug 09, 2015
Lol. True sha.

Some just come here to claim what they are not. If you truly obtained first class, SHOW US.

Its not envy but SEEING IS BELIEVINGangry
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out This Funny Cartoon Pix Of The Governor Of Imo State by ZeezaRapture(m): 1:05am On Aug 09, 2015
Not funnyangry
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny (pics) by ZeezaRapture(m): 10:40pm On Aug 08, 2015
Not funnyundecided
Politics › Re: Photo: Abuja Decorated On The 22nd Independence Anniversary In 1982 by ZeezaRapture(m): 3:53pm On Aug 08, 2015
ThisisBuhari:
Abuja the Center of Unity.

No ethnic group can claim ownership of Abuja.

We are proud of Abuja.
Mr. Man, Abuja belongs to the Gbagyis and Gwaris.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: YES! There Is Hope For 2.2 And Third Class Grads: Job Hunting Tips by ZeezaRapture(m): 11:39am On Aug 08, 2015
Nnaeb, i feel like giving you the best woman in the world to marry for this your post. Though am not yet a job seeker but this has just made me prepare for the worst (God for bid though).

Thanks and God bless you
Politics › Re: Notorious Brigadier General Aliyu Momoh Redeployed To Training Command by ZeezaRapture(m): 11:23am On Aug 08, 2015
Nice one but not enoughundecided
he should be removed from the army totally and made to face the lawangry

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