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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by zika1(f): 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2015
If mad man don beat ur mama b4,if she see mechanic she go run... Translation:once beaten twice shy grin

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Education / Re: I Know 80% Of You Were Guilty Of This. by zika1(f): 7:34am On Dec 15, 2014
Sotey shame dey catch me... Just found out d meaning ooo #covers face.

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Romance / Re: He Dropped Them In A Dustbin by zika1(f): 7:21pm On Dec 12, 2014
Expsbterror:


Wisdom babe, wisdom.
This is one of the reasons I said lying is good to maintain a healthy relationship.
I get wia u coming 4rm bt lyin in dis case if off. What if he finds out
Romance / Re: He Dropped Them In A Dustbin by zika1(f): 7:19pm On Dec 12, 2014
ib22003:

If your relationship is more filled with hate than love do not advice her, so she can get to where you are
really? Obvious u hate ur gf 2. U really want a happy, fun, caring relationship filled wit love, understanding and God, den U shld check out my relationship. Even if he hated d gift he shldnt hv done wat he did if he actually loves d gal. So nicely take ur bitter self away 4rm serious issues...
Romance / Re: He Dropped Them In A Dustbin by zika1(f): 5:21pm On Dec 11, 2014
Allureoftheseas:
you have no respect for a man's ego. so downgrading. giving your man a cheap shirt from a mere ceremony. you coudlnt even say it was a gift instead you just went agead to break it down to him that it was from a mere ceremony. if you wanted to give him something why didnt you go to a boutique and buy a nice shirt and give that to him? Girls so annoying. that is why i play them like football and score as many goals that i am able to.
SMH!!! U would hv rather had her lie over some shirt? She got sometin 4rm somwia and d first person that comes 2 her mind is her BF not her bro or some oda nigga nd u call that annoying? Really That guy hates her #simple. Girlfrnd run as fast as u can 4rm that relationship he doesn't deserve u. U're 2 good 4 him.
Celebrities / Re: Flavour N'abania Features Fiancee Anna Ebiere In New Music Video (photos) by zika1(f): 6:19am On Dec 01, 2014
Thought they said this girl is 19... Na wa ooo
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 9:39am On Nov 26, 2014
cc150615:

I love ur dp #nohomo
tnx babes
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 6:08am On Nov 24, 2014
idu1:
zika1 u r looking....
looking
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 11:02pm On Nov 23, 2014
mirexxx:
r u 4rm southern Kaduna?
yes ooo
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 4:34pm On Nov 23, 2014
kuderrich:
well come live in me den cos jesus is in my hrt.
lol
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 3:08pm On Nov 23, 2014
ireneony:
u peeps are making this thread boringundecided here is not a religion section
soooo sowie
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 2:00pm On Nov 23, 2014
Bamz:



Great. Beware of foxes on here. LOL. So how was service today?
I will smiley. Service was good tnk God
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:59pm On Nov 23, 2014
[quote author=PussySlayer post=28277888]why should i clam down when you are being selfish with your holiness. Dont expect a response from me anymore o angry angry [/q uote]lol
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:43pm On Nov 23, 2014
PussySlayer:
reply my PM jorr and let's get started. angry angry angry angry
calm down brother
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:42pm On Nov 23, 2014
Bamz:



Hello sister Zika...
May the Lord be with you. How are you today?
and also wit u. I'm good brother Bamz
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:38pm On Nov 23, 2014
PussySlayer:
shocked shocked shocked shocked holiness comes in different shades.Try me out and feel the presence of the lord in ur life cheesy cheesy cheesy wink wink
rotfl
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:21pm On Nov 23, 2014
megaik:


Abeg where do I meet one besides going to north...I need d experience seriously. .. I need to feel it...
well u dnt hv 2 go 2 d north 2 find one they are everywia jst search
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:17pm On Nov 23, 2014
PussySlayer:
why the laughter? angry angry angryare you doubting my holiness?
with the pussy slayer, trust me I don't only doubt ur holiness:*
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:11pm On Nov 23, 2014
PussySlayer:
Sister,there can never be an overdose of holiness...You know what?Dont let us derail this thread with our holiness,let's meet behind closed door. kiss kiss wink wink wink
hahahahahahahah
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:09pm On Nov 23, 2014
megaik:


Na ur dp I dey look...lol.




I ve never dated an hausa lady before...If wishes were horses. ....
my dp? Yh all churchy. U dey miss ooo if u're not yet searchin 4 a southern kaduna gal....
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:05pm On Nov 23, 2014
PussySlayer:
Bless you sister....James and Mary.Nice combo,dont you think?
nahhh... Tooo much holiness.
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 1:00pm On Nov 23, 2014
PussySlayer:
Sister Mary!!! grin grin grin grin grin
yes brother james...
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 12:55pm On Nov 23, 2014
Battery1:

U look like born-again..are u born-again?
hahahahahahahah... Well Jesus got my heart man grin.
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 12:50pm On Nov 23, 2014
Largas:

That's it. When you live your life like everyother day then you bump into someone stunning, you initiat conversation, become friends, get closer, discover the mutual spark and romantic interest, then you ask him/her out. That's the ideal thing. But when you search for the elusive love. Ndo!grin
lol... Yh I get
Romance / Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by zika1(f): 12:45pm On Nov 23, 2014
Largas:
Don't search for love, you might be frustrated. Love comes to you. It just happens. Yeah.
true talk but again if everyone decides 2 sit and wait 4 love, who will search and meet who?

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Gives N500k Cash Gift To Stylist (Pictures) by zika1(f): 1:54pm On Nov 21, 2014
undecidedAnd dat is how swanky will finish d money nw nw becos its fridaylipsrsealed well minding my business...
Literature / Re: Love Story Of A Unilag Babe And Bus Conductor by zika1(f): 5:42pm On Nov 18, 2014
Awwnn...
Health / Re: How Can Vagina Odor Be Fought? by zika1(f): 1:27pm On Nov 18, 2014
1.Try airing down there as much as possible e.g don't slip wit ur panties, wen u hv no wia 2 go u cn wear a skirt witout panties so as 2 kip dat place fresh and clean clean.
2. Try taking lots of yoghurt. Really effective.
3. Try taking garlic
Good luck 2 ur frnd.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by zika1(f): 6:22pm On Nov 08, 2014
KingsleyJay:

you could as wee be

buh i aint giving in cool
u really wish
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by zika1(f): 4:18pm On Nov 08, 2014
KingTom:

Check their profile Pics and tell me again what you mean by "2 much" undecided
2 much like better pictures,better campaign team,better quality of everytin. D gal wit d hip actually tried bt I expected a lil more. Bt dey sha tried in d Q and A part
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by zika1(f): 4:10pm On Nov 08, 2014
KingsleyJay:


who's your bby angry
lol bush boy... Don't be scared I'm not toasting u ok?
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by zika1(f): 4:07pm On Nov 08, 2014
KingTom:

You should not be bashing these girls
Rokiatu
Rozzay
Jennimma
Vivly
TemiGracie
Are all beautiful girls grin
I'm not bashing dem. Trust me everybody is beautiful. I only imagined 2 much 4 miss Nairaland and when it turned out d oda way I got disappointed. Anywaiz good luck 2 dem

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