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leadborn:
I'll appreciate if you can help with the herbs sir. God bless. I've sent you a DM

I replied your mail already

arkad321:
Money is the root of all EVIL

Beg eejooo to give u some root of evil
Since na there ur papa mind dey

Greatechng:
I have an iPhone X 64gb for sale in Lagos.

Phone works fine but front and back camera is bad

Asking Price: 100k

Location: Palmgroove Lagos.

Contact: 09064671583

Phone works fine but back and front cam is bad
50k let's deal

Miramonica:
let's say that as a poor man that you are, living in a face-me I face you apartment, maybe your neighbours will be the likes of Dangote abi? You're the one that doesn't have sense.

And besides, I said that on a lighter mood

You called me a poor man o
I'll not argue that
So na to arrest your neighbor b ur problem , u this poor retard with myopic thinking . Na arresting people b your problem odeoshi

leadborn:
Boss, I'm in the same shoes. All tests keep coming back negative. Did you have any pus or discharge? What kind of test did you do that came out with the gonorrhea? I've been doing urine mcs since and it has grown no bacteria

Lastly, I would love you can help me with your contact. Thanks boss. I would be waiting for your response

Try herbs don't ever use those fake antibiotics at hospital , they don't care about you but you won't know if you are not in the system .
I can help u get herb to cure it under 2 weeks for free

GeeM:
Recently, I got entangled with a lady that had terrible STI. I have always been a fan of raw sex because I don't feel anything with condom.

This lady in question is someone you could describe as a homely girl; wife material, so I never suspected in my wildest imagination that she would be carrying such terrible infection.

We met about 6months ago at a friend's wedding and exchanged pleasantries after which I collected her number. From then we started talking and our conversations went so well that one thing led to the other and we linked up and had it raw. Few days after the sex, I started experiencing this burning sensation in my private part and asif something was biting me at the tip of my penis. That was how my predicament began. I tried all the antibiotics I knew to no avail. This forced me to go to the hospital and see a doctor who prescribed another set of antibiotics yet it didn't work. I even took injections since tablets wasn't working yet no result.

Then my test results came out showing that I had antibiotics resistant strain of gonorrhea. This type of gonorrhea was resistant to the normal antibiotics used to treat it but luckily for me it was sensitive to a particular antibiotics but very expensive. One injection of the antibiotics cost 30,000 and I needed to take morning and night for atleast 3days. That's how I spent over 180k treating infection.

When I informed the babe about what I was passing through, she became very angry saying that I'm insulting her. That was how that relationship ended. After that incident, I became very cautious with the way I view women. Though I still enjoy my raw sex but I'm more careful how I go about it. Babes plenty but to find clean one no easy. Skin to skin dey sweet but na infection spoil am.

One thing about sti bacteria and injection (antibiotics) is Nigeria use grade B antibiotics, unlike advance contry so it's not strong and would quickly adapt .
I used herbs to cure mine under 2 weeks the puss in my penis went , no more burning sensation . No more ratches and mumu sore .
I can help u get the herb for free Sha
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Miramonica:
let's say that as a poor man that you are, living in a face-me I face you apartment, maybe your neighbours will be the likes of Dangote abi? You're the one that doesn't have sense.

And besides, I said that on a lighter mood

Maybe nar talk say make u dey stay under bridge

Miramonica:
bro, you're even talking 3weeks, if I get just his day pay, nobody go hear for me oo.

I fit use police arrest all the neighbours may only me dey stay for the neighbourhood. Money is power.

U no get sense
U wan arrest people wey u no no their net worth

mrdharkchild:
Comparison and bragging is the reason I don't row with Nigerians. They infect your mental health immensely

How did u figure this out ?
Guess you re smart

Citroen19digit:
Upon all my sharpness I still no make money. On top dat I kon dey less dan 5 inches. On top dat I no kon Sabi fvck no mata how hard I try.

Now I married the wife a virgin and all was well for me at least and now 20 years and 3 children later, now i can see in her face that she needs to be properly fvcked.

Like one guy here said, women need to be banged hard.

But me I need to go slow, if i hammer na 20 seconds I go finish and on top dat, belle must.

So now we dey fear pampers and school fees and all and so Na slow slow I dey ride.

But obviously I have become very boring that if I touch am, no reaction.

And I see her now checking other men out and I see she is very deep so she needs a big long dick to be happy and complete.

Therefore, I feel like bringing in someone to come bang her
eyes out which I would like to watch and learn (doe I don't think it would work for I perceive a heart issues is around the corner but it has not shown itself)

But, as she has been a very sweet wife then it is only right that the sweetness be returned to her.

I have permanent solution for the sexual aspect .
Na mental thing

franchasofficia:
You don't have a problem if your major problem is missing Nigeria. Just board a flight and go back to Nigeria to enjoy the wonderful Nigerian nation.


You have lived in the US for 8 years, you didn't buy landed properties in Nigeria, you didn't build any commercial building, you didn't make any meaningful investment back in Nigeria, you just stayed put in the US and next you went and married, next you went and bought a house on a low paid job according to you. What does your wife do?


You didn't consider change of career to a more promising career in the tech or IT or medicine to enable you earn more, take care of yourself more and invest more in Nigeria for a stress free retirement.


My brother you already made lots of mistakes and correcting them now won't be easy. You already entered into a house mortgage, just be managing it like that and plan visits to Nigeria during Christmas to unwind and relax.


How some of you guys travel abroad and abandon your childhood friends, forget to invest back in Nigeria beats my imagination. I still communicate and flex with all my school mates. In fact last December was a loud one for all us. We gathered from different countries of the world in Southeast to enjoy our lives. From US, Canada, Switzerland, UK, Germany, Japan, Singapore, Angola, China, SK, Lagos, Abuja, PHC, etc. We all are doing greatly and have always been in contact with each other despite the distance. We talk on phones often for years now. When one buy land or house at a good location he encourage others to come closer and those that have cash at that time follow suit. We have been together and it's been amazing but some of you once you leave Nigeria you distance yourself from all friends cos you believe they are doomed forever since they couldn't migrate same time u did.


Nigeria as bad as it is is still a fertile ground for investment. Being abroad should give you an edge to raise startup capital faster to join in the Nigerian investment boom. Some lands I bought few years ago have appreciated by x5, some x10 to my amazement. I wished I bought like 5 hectares of land, by now I will be planning my retirement at 40.

If you can correct things, try by working towards investing back in Nigeria.



You can reconnect back with your university mates back in Nigeria if you weren't snubby and arrogant to them when you left Nigeria thinking they will all die poor and wretched. Because I am sure most of them now are doing exceedingly well beyond what you may have thought when you left Nigeria, that's always the case.

You finally spoilt the guy mood in this dimension .
But the truth is bitter Sha , but he can still reverse investing in Yankee na

adk1234:
. If he said giveaway nd i found out i will be among the first to drop i will drop, but answer question i will never do

E no go better for tinumbu and him mates
I was thinking of sending something small , but myself dey manage Sha .

RealityKings1:
Wetin be this?
Hunger can make someone think upside down sha

100k don dey ur hand na
So na normal thing to talk anyhow

adk1234:
yeah you are right I am not the only one and I am sorry for what i wrote.
Eejo pls do continue you are helping Nigerians but I will never take part in it for that I am not emotionally strong for this kind of thing.
#cheers

Guy don't whyne yourself
Your other Monika would still post at the speed of light at the scent of any giveaway

RealityKings1:
Politicians and school children

You still wan collect 20k
100k no dey last again true true

deedat205:
I am in need of anyone that knows how to use photoshop and has got spare time to teach online. If you can do this, name your price and get in touch.
Thanks.

Chat me
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skybeginner:
Nairaland has continued to bless me for over a decade and counting in ways beyond expression which has translated into mega jobs, investment opportunities and opportunities to birth abroad- just to mention a few. Oh! I forgot to add, I met my darling spouse here on Nairaland in 2014 and our marriage is over a decade and counting Sorry to digress off point

So to the discourse of this thread, This year, I will be forty years of age; looking back at how far I have come, my heart is filled with so much gratitude and I really want to give to this community, my own first ever CSR for the opportunities I have enjoyed from here.

I have two cohorts for the CSR. The first cohort is for small businesses. The second cohort is for those interested in being equipped with corporate skills for the work place that makes your CV stand a good chance for being the employer's choice after interviews. I'll share more details about that in the Career Section much later.

For now, the Business community here would be enjoying the largesse-for those that are interested.

40 people will be given the opportunity to boost their businesses with one hundred thousand naira worth of products- given to you FREE of CHARGE, with little or no stress. The only thing is for you to prove that you are in business, or want to be in business using the leverage of this opportunity.

If you are interested, you are free to indicate interest here.

The call for proposal opens tomorrow by 9 a.m. WAT and closes immediately we reach the targeted number-40. It's on first come, first served basis.

Until then, take good care of yourselves and businesses

I'm interested sir
I'm a poultry farmer

RealityKings1:
Done

opay 8094155668
Hop I'm not late.

dayjeee:
Anyone has used samsung A22 that wants to sell?

I have black
Chat me up on whatsap for pix
. nairaland is not showing pictured

bobby007:
I use iphone 14 pro max , I also have pixel 6 pro, pixel camera are far better

Achievement

abba190b:
rich or poor u will kpai one day life is nothing but a vanity




If you spend one hundred years enjoying and another man spend 200 years suffering the day both of u died u r equal

Guy try and get it
When Solomon died imagine the burial and celebration he would receive compared to that mobad own

MONEY247:
Yes I always want to stay away from romantic relationships.....
But loneliness wan kill me..plus I nor too bouyant....

But there's this lady, our eyes locked some days while at work...and she waved and greeted me...I responded...
And forgot about it..

Now anytime she passes she greets me... even when I am not greeting her....she looks more matured than me.....
She mouths greeting you would not hear the sound but you would know she's greeting...

Just want to be friends with someone...

Guy you are Muslim and I know you have a wife a child if not children.

Na this his stupid lawyer wey do nose like canoe go finally end him career . Hear wetin the fool dey talk for lucky udu interview

daniwise:
This is very strange o.I don't doubt these things,that was how I woke up one morning and saw something like this,more like a small shinning crystal ball on my anointing oil.If it happens to be true,maybe they fired it at him(the chicken owner)but instead of it attacking him,it went inside the chicken.

Just try add onion to your garri so nothing would be strange for u to see .

Seezion2:
I swear bro, if I were to be told, I won't believe but like I said, it happened live in my very own compound.

Check the eggs parent
Na aba made dem b

Ojuntana:
$71m
That can hardly buy the president's jet
What's all the noise about

And davido talk say only him get 3 p.jets

abba190b:
even before i win

You have start displaying your own jealousy

Mr man change or perish

This ain't life

Explain jealousy without using Ai and copying other people work .

Bouncingbabyboy:
If you go school you go know say I no believe the disappearing thing


I just de question why them know wan use am wisely!!!

Read to comprehend
Well maybe cau I wrote pigin

idahme:
Ge should spend more on her than on himself , i can never subscribe to this for myself unless my partner does same.

This kind of people are never satisfied untill they see you in rags and while they exude opulence. Its good to sharr with ones partner, this is why i can't be with a woman who doesn't share with her partner because this sets dof women are the most entitled.

Marriage is give and take, that your husband changed his phone doesn't mean yours will be changed also even if the one you are using is under a year...

The guy wey no get house . The guy dey lie him never marry.

Awanaplenty:
Hi! Good afternoon, I just come across your posting since, how far? Do you still need a donor? Thanks

The person that wrote this post is a guy and created the post around December. If it was real you think he would post it on a public platform.