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Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Spot Guys Who Have No Girlfriends by Zoomx: 1:55pm On Feb 08, 2020
I have been single for 1 year, 6months, 3weeks, 6days, 24hrs and 10minutes cry

To add to your list...

10. His Relationship Status is "Hidden"

11. You Can operate his phone without him freaking out

12. He prefer you coming to his apartment most of the time

13. He keeps you away from his friends, especially the handsome ones.

14. His right arm has more muscles than his left arm or his tissue paper is almost empty always cry

15. They have the photos of Jesus everywhere in their apartment

16. No traces of a woman's belongings in his apartment

17. Just one bucket and sponge in his bathroom

18. He likes watching cartoons. Especially SpongeBob grin

19. No traces of long, big combs in his drawers

20. If he have a diary in his bedroom undecided


PS: I am a single 40 yards husband material, PM me so you will not miss me to another babe tongue
Romance / Re: My Valentine's Gifts For My Girlfriend Are Finally Here. Come And See by Zoomx: 1:41pm On Feb 08, 2020
jawalis:
That’s great. She may worth it or even more than these, Who knows? But on the other hand... think twice bro. MAY YOU NEVER GO BROKE. and to us all who can’t afford things like these. LET’S ALL KEEP HEAD UP

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