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NYSC › Re: ‘Smelling Lagos’: Why We Withheld Raye’s Discharge Certificate — NYSC by zoomzoom(m): 7:45pm On Aug 10, 2025
[quote author=RavinWolf post=136409494]E be like say this Raye matter don turn pure “two fighting” between gossip and procedure — as Igbo go talk, onye ajụrụ iwu, ajụrụ onwe ya (person wey ignore law, na e ignore imself). NYSC don yan say no be politics, na normal disciplinary waka because madam miss biometric clearance.

But for Naija, once politics smell small, everybody go carry am like hot suya. Make we just talk true — whether you like Tinubu or no, NYSC rules no dey care for sentiment; if you miss clearance, na extension sure pass.

You have no idea!!.
Didnt you see where she said she was turned back to the back of the biometrics clearance for april EVERYTIME SHE GOT TO THE FRONT AGAIN? ...Or you had a temporary amnesia there?.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool: Community Shield 3 - 2 Pens On 10th August 2025 by zoomzoom(m): 7:29pm On Aug 10, 2025
[quote author=crazygod post=136409317]I am so happy. Crystal Palace go and enjoy your community shield cursed season.

Soured grapes!!!🤪😜
Politics › Re: George Akume: ‘They Have Cloned My Voice’ - SGF Raises Alarm by zoomzoom(m): 1:46pm On Aug 08, 2025
[quote author=Racoon post=136379992]Despite that this allegation may be true, it may also be a smokescreen or decoy by the SGF to do damage control after the under shed deeds went soury.

The manipulative trait of the late Abba Kyari (SGF and super criminal wonder police cop) during the inglorious Buhari's rudderless govt is pointer. They do dirty things then using reversed psychology to deflect.

I swear!!!, this was what came my thought as soon as I read this.

This APC lot cannot be trusted.😤
Politics › Re: Senator Ibrahim Musa Kontagora Dies In Abuja by zoomzoom(m): 1:38pm On Aug 08, 2025
[quote author=Gotocourt post=136380562]Their receipt has dollar rate on the left and naira rate on the right side. I lost my darling father there, about 50M in today's worth paid.
The legislators won't pass working & effective health insurance policies. The money won't have been a issue. The other ones won't learn.
CS is $4k USD

Ceasarian section $4k? That's CRAZY😱....or do you mean something else?.🤷‍♂️
Politics › Re: Senator Ibrahim Musa Kontagora Dies In Abuja by zoomzoom(m): 1:34pm On Aug 08, 2025
[quote author=Esthered post=136379941]I doubt if this report is true. Is USD our operating currency in medical services within the country?

Na KWESHION be dis?.
Aren't you aware that custom duties is DOLLARized in Nigeria, amongst other official payment....even your PRESIDENT dollarized the cash gifts to our super falcomes and our basketball female teams😥

Dey play!!!🤪😜
Foreign Affairs › Re: Spanish Town Bans Public Muslim Celebrations by zoomzoom(m): 1:28pm On Aug 08, 2025
[quote author=Kobicove post=136384940]I can't say I blame them for wanting to preserve their culture and identity

Yessoo!!
Isn't that EXACTLY what we YOLOBAS are doing in "AWA LAGOS"?.🤪😜
Politics › Re: 83 Million Nigerians Remain Poor, 10% Control 90% Of Nigeria’s Wealth — Oxfam by zoomzoom(m): 1:17pm On Aug 08, 2025
[quote author=badaru911 post=136385570]... You are also part of the 90% whether you be Apc shit supporters or not...

YESSSS ohhh!!!.
But it gets annoying when the APC youths continue to think every criticism against the government has to be robustly defended because NA OUR MAN MAN DEY THERE". Meanwhile, they are even MORE AFFECTED.

I pity those who ENJOYED THE BRIEF "WIFI BLAZING, AC PUMPING, JOLLOF RICE STEAMING",without that those few CREATURE COMFORTS are their EVERYDAY RIGHTS.🤪😜.
Politics › Re: Obi Battles For Influence Within ADC Coalition As Atiku’s Loyalists Gain Ground by zoomzoom(m): 12:33pm On Aug 08, 2025
[quote author=Penguin2 post=136384479]I like as Maradona Peter Obi dey play political tiki taka with brains of APC, Tinubu and his supporters.

Today they project Atiku.

Tomorrow they resurrect Jonathan.

Next tomorrow they are digging up old shits on Obi.

But one thing is certain, Tinubu will not last in Aso Rock beyond 29th May, 2027.

And only a fool will believe Jonathan will stand for election again in Nigeria. Only bumbling fool would.

🎯..... you read the room accurately!!...but allow them to keep MASTUBATING🤪😜
Politics › Re: Obi Battles For Influence Within ADC Coalition As Atiku’s Loyalists Gain Ground by zoomzoom(m): 12:30pm On Aug 08, 2025
[quote author=kedeojo post=136384341]obi and his igbo dominated obidients should know by now that he has no real stake in the so called coalition. Atiku has over 70% of his men already in ADC. Atiku don't even need to spend dollars cos it will be the easiest primary for him. Who are obi men over there. When they keep playing nzogbu nzogbu politics, this are the results. Power is not gotten freely. Obi should have take advantage of the popularity he got in 2023, even thou it was through propaganda and be the one to spearhead the coalition but he decides to be serving rice and donating for the camera and Atiku took the chances and called for coalition against Tinubu. Now obi is now begging for one term, what a miscalculation because he don't want to spend in a Worthy cause but want free ticket. Those eye service donations should have been channeled to spearheading a coalition and later he can still share money for his political gain. Atiku has already gotten ADC to his arm and he is not willing to step down for anyone cos at 78 and 80 in 2027, that he is last chance.


Go and get a life and stop responding to this kind of CONCOCTED STORIES pushed to forment trouble within the ADC RANK.
Every discerning mind knows the origin of this DISINFORMATION AND IT'S INTENT....AND LAUGHS OFF THE ATTEMPT.
Why can't APC and MASTER STRATEGIST just pay it's "digital boyz" to showcase their "ACHIEVEMENTS" ?...instead of going on this MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!.🤪😜
Education › Re: WAEC Withdraws 2025 WASSCE Results Due To Technical Glitches by zoomzoom(m): 12:16pm On Aug 08, 2025
[quote author=frankputer post=136383881]This website was not working or checking result as at yesterday.
The website is not going

Waec DELIBERATELY took it down for 24hrs to correct their mess.
Politics › Re: ADC Officially Informs INEC Of NWC Leadership Change by zoomzoom(m): 5:59pm On Aug 06, 2025
[quote author=zero8zero post=136364298]Lol, I thought INEC was there at the NEC meeting, so why submitting another list to INEC again after almost one month?. INEC cannot accept a factionalized party, the case in already in court.

Cry me a lagoon!!🤪😜
Politics › Re: Reports That INEC Has Rejected The New Leadership Is False - ADC by zoomzoom(m): 5:42pm On Aug 06, 2025
[quote author=raddyworld post=136365707]Tinubu started with what he was suppose to do last. The best time for Atiku and obi is 2023 election which tinubu has a slime chance. But their ego and selfish act sabotage all. By now It will take the grace of God to win TINUBU in 2027.
Someone that defeated them when he was wounded by (Buhari, Cbn, senate, cashless, cabals) .
So it is now that Tinubu has left Obi and Atiku stage is in power, money and more influence that he will be defeated?.
The word EMILOKAN and the boldness toward sitting president is enough to tell u that Tinubu will dare 12yrs if it is possible.


We've read the meaningless rant....full noise and cymbals but still MEANINGLESS.
PO COMET!!!.
Career › Re: Morayo Afolabi-Brown Resigns From TVC (Pix) by zoomzoom(m): 3:31pm On Aug 05, 2025
[quote author=fergie001 post=136352910]Obviously, going to join Dabiri in Abuja.

Congrats, Morayo.

Most probably disenchanted with the numerous dizzying lies she has had to tell in the last few years.😏😜
Politics › Re: Bye Elections: Labour Party reacts as INEC delists all Party candidates by zoomzoom(m): 1:04am On Aug 03, 2025
[quote author=immaculatesense post=136322933]LIES.
INEC did not register any LP candidate because of the internal wranglings in the party. The same thing happened to APC in Rivers and Zamfara in 2019.

Show us proof that INEC has recognized the Nenadi faction and their candidates.
Show us the names of their candidates on INEC portal.
LIES.

Check who is now on the website of INEC as their recognized chair of LP.....and STFU..
Politics › Re: Amid Controversy, Lagos Council Releases Fresh List Of Renamed Streets by zoomzoom(m): 9:12am On Aug 02, 2025
Willy2025:
I don't really see any sense in all these. Even though, there are no Yoruba named in the East, we shouldn't do the same here. We should show that we are more mature and detribalised
No yoruba named streets in the east?.
You probably have never crossed the NIGER BRIDGE, So, OGBENI TRAVEL AND SEE!!!.
Politics › Re: Amid Controversy, Lagos Council Releases Fresh List Of Renamed Streets by zoomzoom(m): 9:09am On Aug 02, 2025
[quote author=Babangidapikin post=136315318]It is obviously a gathering storm, problem for who no get house for village.. better tell Saint Obi to not try the importation of Igbo voters during the Presidential election. It is beginning to look like he tried that model in Abuja.

Stories that are told to placate yourselves on WHY EMILOKAN was BEATEN SILLY in those places.
Continue deceiving yourselves.😜
Politics › Re: I Was Offered 3 Ministerial Slots To Stop Use Of ADC As Coalition Party - Nwosu by zoomzoom(m): 10:03am On Jul 30, 2025
[quote author=Okoroawusa post=136280475]Buhari offered me #500 trillion to leave Biafra agitation and I said no
--- Nnamdi Kanu
Buhari could have gotten it for free if he agreed to the DNA to prove he was Buhari 😜

Dey play!!🤮
Politics › Re: I Was Offered 3 Ministerial Slots To Stop Use Of ADC As Coalition Party - Nwosu by zoomzoom(m): 10:00am On Jul 30, 2025
[quote author=Softmirror post=136280435]When was he offered this ministerial appointments and which ministries?

You've been stupidified into asking daft and irrelevant questions 🤪😜.

A new Nigeria is POssible.✅
Politics › Re: Where Is Tinubu's Alma Mater In Nigeria? by zoomzoom(m): 10:13am On Jul 28, 2025
[quote author=SoftSport post=136219384]Haha, It's GCI, the facts are out there. Go and verify. :

Are you being SARCASTIC or are you really this dense?. Why did he deny signing his FIRST FORM he filed at INEC that he attended GCI IBADAN claiming that AFIKUYOMI signed it, while claiming he was HOMESCHOOLED in later ones ( including the most recent)?. Let him claim GCI as his alma mater and I'll slam him with EYE-TURNING PERJURY 🤪😜
Politics › Re: Where Is Tinubu's Alma Mater In Nigeria? by zoomzoom(m): 10:05am On Jul 28, 2025
[quote author=Ofunaofu post=136219353]Are you implying that Tinubu never attended any school?

He attended school, but with ANOTHER NAME that he's ASHAMED OF...SAME WAY HE'S STILL CLAIMING ANOTHER WOMAN AS HIS MOTHER.

HE IS ASHAMED OF HIS PARENTAGE!!.🙆‍♀️😱
Politics › Re: Where Is Tinubu's Alma Mater In Nigeria? by zoomzoom(m): 10:02am On Jul 28, 2025
[quote author=SoftSport post=136219316]Say what you will, but if we’re being fair, a man who started from Government College Ibadan and made it all the way to Chicago State University , and then climbed the political ladder to become president , that’s no small feat.

Started what in government college Ibadan?....perhaps you mean he sold DOPE there🤷‍♂️... because the old boys of the school couldn't find ANYONE WHO WAS HIS CLASSMATE.
Besides, dem no dey primary school before gaining admission into a prestigious school like GCI?. WHERE IS HIS PRIMARY SCHOOL?.

Bottomline; HE IS AN ALIEN!!🤪😜
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Marine Girls Real Or Just Faked By Pastors by zoomzoom(m): 1:58pm On Jul 27, 2025
[quote author=Biqsahm post=136217968]Guy, marine girls are real bro n i av my share of experience with them. Case 1 :back then in the 90s a family friend use to carry everybody on our street to bar beach during easter, one crazy occasion like that a girl that decided to follow us, immediately she got to beach started crying that the water was calling her true story bro no jokes, she was taken back home immediately Case 2 dis case was my turning point in life make I share am wit u , I just got admission then into the university me b better OG back then I no dey dull on top woman matta. My elder sis was the spirit koko type she dey skool b4 me, she later went to mountain with her group ,came to my apartment that same day n told me God spoke to them about me on the mountain that a marine girl was coming to seduce me,I believe in God back then ooo but as she drop d.news my body just Dey sweet me say I go lash bastard fr d girl body marine or not then all my focus was on a girl wey get big everything I bin think say na she b d marine girl wey God Dey talk bro make I no dull u na one innocent girl wey I Dey open my door to anyhow , things later sup between us n we started dating I offended her one day n something crazy happen to me even my close pal suffer join d story long bro but one day me n d girl dey program wey heavy worship Dey happen first a message came out during d worship that someone was not welcome here n d person should leave immediately, omo when I open my eyes na only my babe they miss oo cus fr that program we no even plenty like that so I sabi everyone wey come fr d worship next a message came fr me that I dey romance with death see personally that time I was having strange dreams , I once caught her talking to some one I could not see wen I left her in my apartment but fr wat ever reason I decided to spy on her, d story long bro. But then we have cases where pastors make false accusations too ,we hav marine guys too no b only girls oo but na just girls own plenty pass .

Tales by MOONLIGHT on NTA.😜😂🤪

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