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Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Power Trips Off Whenever It Rains In Nigeria by Zorn: 6:58pm On Feb 03
pocohantas:
I don't need to ask. It is what is obtainable in Nigeria. Go to other countries and experience their engineering or take over IKEDC and overhaul it with your superior knowledge.
What is obtainable as rain fall is not obtainable anywhere else na.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Power Trips Off Whenever It Rains In Nigeria by Zorn: 6:39pm On Feb 03
pocohantas:
I used to be pissed off about it, but now I understand safety first. There are also cases where poles would fall down and electrocute people. It is better to turn it off for a few hours. Everybody go dey alright.
You didnt even ask if its a standard practice rather you just accept what ever lame explanation a media person without any engineering knowlodge is feeding you. Why is there always light in other countries even if its rains or raining? And there is light sometimes in Nigeria when its raining
FamilyRe: She Beats Me Before Our Kids — Bolt Driver Laments Domestic Violence From Wife by Zorn: 6:07pm On Feb 03
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
I thought we were taught women are the weaker vessels. angry

Reminds me of one Kwale girl I almost dated back in 2018.. I asked her Jokingly what she does for a living angry To my greatest surprise,she said she offload bags of rice and beans from trailers in the market. Bag of beans? angry. Babe,as heavy as bag of beans? angry angry. Like wtf!!! angry Omoh,I had to observe her carefully ,na once I begin see say true true say she get muscle angry What really scared me the most was when she sat on my lap, angry. Omoh, how girl nyash go stiff like coal tar wey Julius Berger construct?angry. Na once I RAN for my dear life bruh angry
Talking about kwale girl hope no be one light skin amaka like that hmmm
PoliticsRe: Igbanke Traditional Rulers Insist On Joining Anioma State,Visit Ned Nwoke<Photos by Zorn: 2:51pm On Feb 03
ogaemma:
Go and tell Bishop Benson Idahosa children that they are Igbos.
You will collect woto woto
They must not be igbo because other people are , likewise the Idahosa's can not be beinis because other people are. Geography does not translate to ethnicity.
Jokes EtcRe: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Zorn: 10:11pm On Feb 02
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Funny but that's the truth.


Recently,a female neighbor of mine came to me to advise her on how to go about cuz her boyfriend just got some cash and has done everything for both of them to Japa to Belgium.

She's an Igbo girl from Ebonyi state. While her boyfriend is an urhobo and even hails from my village.

Everything she showed and told me were so glaring to be so untrue. I warned her ,of the danger she was about to face but from the look on her face,I could feel the joy that was already written. Na so I just lock up and mind my business.. but deep down on the inside of me,I said to myself,--"This one don already make up her mind to be bush meat"

The next thing I saw,was that she had already rented her room out,to another person and had already been paid by the new tenant,cuz her rentage was still ongoing. All of these happened without the knowledge of the landlady.

Like this,as I'm typing this, this girl is stuck right here. It seemed everything was all fallacy and the travel agent scammed the both of them. House rent she don chop. angry. New tenant has even moved in ,and she's still here.

Tho I wanted to confront her to ask what later happened to her Japa plan,but my banny said I shouldn't angry.

Not that I'm mocking her,but from what she told me,they spent over 15m naira on preparing their papers alone. Omoh, wetin dey worry we Nigerians. How can someone have that kind amount of money and still be thinking of travelling abroad without being sure of what it's gonna be like over there for him/her?

Op,the truth is very obvious and even me typing this wouldn't mind going on board should a free bus of Japa be parked in front of my house.
You just heard someone died because of anti-venom but you are here asking why would someone want to travel when they gave 15m? The said girl died in the countrts capital
BusinessRe: Exchange Rate: Why Prices Of Goods Will Remain High, Despite Naira Appreciation by Zorn: 9:57pm On Apr 20, 2024
Trustme2:
Ok. Before na dollar. Now na wetin? Nigeria's situation defies any global economic assumption. Which way naija
So you think those trying to manage the the inflation before these fools happened were not smart? How can you people vote people looking for their certificate in courtroom and expect things to go right?
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: CSOs Protest Against EFCC In Lagos by Zorn: 8:42pm On Apr 20, 2024
Freshtruth:
Hungry fools.




Which crime I commit to come from Nigeria
My brother the masses has to take the law into their hands and deal with these sets of fools before children will think steal of public fund is act of patriotism . i spit on their ugly faces . This one is the true example of fools also grow old.
SportsRe: Chiamaka Nnadozie Voted Player Of The Month In France. by Zorn: 1:26pm On Apr 20, 2024
cbrezy:
I really dislike people like him, upon all the suppression Ndigbo are facing he used his useless fingers to type that rubbish. angry
I doubt she is even igbo as she claimed to be.
PoliticsRe: Sudan Calls On Nigeria To Intervene In Crisis With ‘Rebels’ by Zorn: 12:03pm On Apr 20, 2024
DenreleDave:
grin grin

Nigeria that is still battling with terrorist, Ip0b, Boko Haram, bandits, kidnappers, rogue police, thieves called politicians, senseless youth of a about 70% and greedy citizens. Ńa him Una dey call for help..


More importantly, Nigeria is still battling with Obirodents bandits sef that goes about tarnishing the image & goodwill of the country bcox their bandit head Greg no win grin grin grin

Sudan no worry, we go send Lagosfirstson, michaelsokoto from Ebonyi, Arobaga and Alhajicso to come help una grin grin

Dey play cool
Yes it obidients that stole 80 billion naira as when they were governor of kogi state and still the same obidient is still shielding him from prosecution with the power of immunity as state governor . You wont get your priority right you bastard son of a thousand father .big fool.
PoliticsRe: The Centre Of Corruption In Not Government But Regulator - Reno Omokri by Zorn: 7:33am On Apr 20, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
Regulators are headed by tenured political appointees who will serve out their tenure and leave but its core operation is still managed by career civil servants so the corruption still leads to the civil service.

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!
So the corruption case of the yahaya bello is because of regulators? The corruption of COS is because of the regulators. Una just dey fool around
FamilyRe: The Number Of Children Living As Servants By State - StatiSense 2021 by Zorn: 8:30pm On Apr 19, 2024
LegendHero:
It means those living as servants, those hawking goods for their parents, and other Labour.
The stats should be true for obvious reasons , but lots of those children are still going to school . Their parents mostly allow them to come to the shop after school to learn the business or because there is no one to leave the kids with at home when they come back from school. An igbo woman frying akara will have mostly her children as her workers but doesnt stop the kids from attending good schools if she can afford it , if you have more out of school children in your how town and they are not engaged that is the problem.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Threatens To ‘review Nuclear Doctrine’ If Israel Attacks by Zorn: 6:31pm On Apr 18, 2024
KingAzubuike:
The true prowess of Iran is not fully known. They are just like North Korea. Underestimate them at your own perile. They'll match Israel and even outrun them but of course, Israel has the backing of the western world.

Israel is just like that cry baby who looks for trouble then run to his big brother's back to hide.
So what is iran like ? The coward burns a house at night ran away? Or the coward that sponsors terro on their enemies? Iran is also hoping on allies . You dont want to come to term with the fact the trouble is alway coming from the islamic nations?
CelebritiesRe: Court Orders Mohbad’s Wife, Wunmi To Do DNA Test by Zorn: 5:01pm On Apr 18, 2024
Ballzproblem2:
if it turns out that mohbad is the father will Nigerians apologize?
Was she suppose to bear a child for another man in her husbands house? Why should anybody apologize to her for proving the child is a legitmate child of her diseased husband? Why was she even contesting it in the first place?
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Vows 'Stronger Response' After Shooting Down Iranian Drones And Missiles by Zorn: 10:14pm On Apr 14, 2024
madridguy:
IRAN is 100‰ ready.
This is not islamic affair so use your head
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Readies '100+ Cruise Missiles' For Possible Retaliation Against Israel by Zorn: 1:26pm On Apr 14, 2024
God1000:
It appears Middle east will soon be in chaos
I never heard there has ever been peace in the middle before . Always chaos
Foreign AffairsRe: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by Zorn: 1:21pm On Apr 14, 2024
seunny4lif:
Iran 3 : 1 Isreali
Mad respect for Iran abeg
Some people might said Iran did not kill any Isreali military personnel, but Iran hitting Isreali from home is a new thing.
Iran talked and did it, that’s the main point.

Never did even USA military think Iran can do it.
Isreali have been killing Iranian military men in Syria but hitting that embassy was a red line.
Russia have been hitting Ukraine but never any of the embassies located in Ukraine because embassy represent a country.

If not for Jordan, USA and UK that help Isreal overcome those Iranian drones and missiles, Isreali this morning would have look like Syria.
The USA and her allies spent over 500M dollars defending Isreal against Iran drones and missiles last night.

Let’s see what Isreali will do because if they can’t hit Iran back then the world will know that Isreali military are only great against defenceless enemies like Hamas and Syria that have been at war for over 10 years, making it too weak to fight against Israel.

Modified:- some of you carry Isreali matter for head past the Israelites themselves.
Isreal, Saudi and Iran don’t care about you especially Africans.

All that matters is that Iran show some balls by launching drones and missiles on Isreali from Iran not Syria.
Let’s see if Isreali can do the same.
Hypocrite you chosed whom to support but dont want others to support whom they want ? Is it on your head they are carrying isreali matter on?
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran's Statement To The United Nations About Its Attack On Israel by Zorn: 11:49am On Apr 14, 2024
khalling2008:
Israel which can never face Hizbollah in Lebanon wants to face Iran of all countries in the Middle East. Remove US support for Isreal, Bandits from Zamfara will defeat Isreal in a war
Imaging talk , just imaging. You are too emotional but your emotions can never change anything. You rather make a fool of your self.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic & Her Husband, Anosike Doing The Trending Pluto Dance (Video) by Zorn: 5:57am On Apr 08, 2024
KillIgbohoN0W:
No seed yet or have the eggs finished??
What is you business? Womb watcher.
PoliticsRe: I’m Interested In Better Nigeria – Peter Obi Clears Air On Running With El-rufai by Zorn: 5:40am On Apr 08, 2024
Dittodat:
This clown again grin grin grin

Pandora pathological liar Obi is at it again oh. Lying MOFO.
Anyone with an ounce of common sense knows that all this hobnobbing with Muslims all of a sudden is about the next election.
Muslims are not some dumbasses that you can play for a fool. They will take your bore hole and still not vote for you Mr sore loser.
No amount of Boreholes can change your YES DADDY Religious WAR comments. It will replayed in all languages when election time comes around for those with short memories.
Why are you crying 😂😂😂🤣🤣 you fit survive weting dey come for una so? Mo more bridge building? Lol fools always think they are wise.
CrimeRe: N20,000 Per Beating: Dismissed Naval Officer Arrested (photo) by Zorn: 8:07am On Apr 07, 2024
crossfm:
Hehehe.

Beating of people don turn hustle for Nigeria angry grin.

Nigeria na cruz.
Thats to show you how evil the inhabitants Nigeria are. Thats why they will see what will work for 200m people but will rather opt for what will work for only 3 people lets the rest surffer
PoliticsRe: Gov Fubara Receives Wike's Royal Father, Eze Oha Apara Kingdom On Solidarity Vis by Zorn: 12:50pm On Apr 05, 2024
Mercenary123:
His royal highness,Eze Oba chike Amadi from The great Benin kingdom
lol
PoliticsRe: Nicholas Ukachukwu: Real Story On Demolition Of Igbo Man Property In Abuja– Wike by Zorn: 10:37am On Apr 03, 2024
Obiedun:
Some people like to play victim mentality. You do not have proper documents.
Did you see that the land doesnt have documents in in the post?
CelebritiesRe: Movie Producers President Queen Blessing’s Message To Emeka Ike Ex Wife by Zorn: 7:33am On Dec 28, 2023
edlion57:
The mumu boy will one day understand women
He will grow to hate the mom some days , women using kids as weapon fashioned against their husbands since 120BC
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Not ‘Fully’ Ready – Leadership by Zorn: 1:04pm On Dec 24, 2023
nairalanda1:
Damm, you don't need to sink to that guy's level by insulting him. Just ignore.
Thats not supposed to be an insult , just called him what he is.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Uncovers N37B Fraud In Humanitarian Ministry, Indicts Sadiya Umar-Farouk by Zorn: 12:57pm On Dec 24, 2023
Where are the defenders of mr integrity they are not calling people wailers anymore? Or are they the wailer now ? I have said it time without number that uts the blxxd of the ruling elites that will stop all these nonsense.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Linked Cargo Ship Hit By Drone Off India's Coast by Zorn: 8:02am On Dec 24, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
This war on Gaza is to 2023 and 2024 is like what Coronavirus Covid-19 is to 2019 to 2020.

There's a cold shoulder to the genocide and what is going on in Gaza. I never expect the waters of India will be drawn into the unsafe maritime zones for Isreali vessels.
Hope you will be happy to report the aftermat? This is just like what you did after HAMAS invasion of isreal , but nothing quite long before you turned human right activist. You wont condemn the act now dont come here to cry when the retaliation begins. Emotional imp
PoliticsRe: Obi Joins Soludo Family To Pay Last Respects To Gov Soludo's Father by Zorn: 5:25am On Dec 24, 2023
nigeriansamurai:
YOU WILL CONTACT HIV COME 2024... AMEN AMEN AMEN FIRE
He has HIV/AID'S already .
PoliticsRe: Court Frees 36 IPOB Members After Two Years In Detention by Zorn: 7:31pm On Dec 23, 2023
madridguy:
If the couple caught and killed by IPOB terrorists because they were members of the Nigerian Army are you family I'm sure you will not be saying this.
That was the reason why we asked buhari and buratai not to kill any body because of agitation but they refused , here you are telling us how ipob killed soldiers with their flag. You were laugh when they started operation what ever

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