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Paste now I will break your head.


I wish I could keep talking my dear, but Oga Admin will ban us for going off topic, Have you meet him sef ?

Mommy said I can stay up late because I passed my exam. But you failed that's why mommy said you have to go to bed at 10.00pm

Report now I'l tell mommy all the bad things you doing when every body goes to sleep.

SuNnChNn:
hehehehe

Keep laughing ooo let me catch you first

I was born in onitsha General Hospital but grew up in Jos(uguw awusa)

SuNnChNn:
Sorry but why r u so into this topic? Are u trying to deny a pregnancy or run away?

God punish you my sister yeye girl like you. abeg ooo I will never do a thing like that. Like Diddy said some people do that do get away from the law. How come you never sleep sef

What if you can't track his ass down in the wild Canadian wilderness

K2DaC:
If he denys it, im taking his ass to court!

What if he leaves the States and goes to Canada.

Nne I'm not typing with my toes, I'm just trying to do my work and talk on NL. You have a good night dear. God bless you

Dude I was just messing around, brothern bring your Goat horn cup so I can pour you some of this palm wine.

Diddy you too like free thing . Watin you bring sef * hisses*

My sister I'm not mad ooo . Dear bring that palmi and pepper soup make we chop sef.

You just insulted me my sister, so I'm no body ? ?

Don't peep out yet, stay and chat

ray4real:
Ray like to eventually settle down with someone
that I can look to as a best friend and that I can
laugh with. I enjoy traveling, working out,
listing to music, I am playful and fun
and have a lot to offer the right man. I believe
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friendship. I am genuine, kind and compassionate
and I am looking for the same in a Lady
My ideal match is the kind of Lady that isn't
afraid of being herself. she knows what he wants
and goes for it. she is confident, not cocky. she is
a person of good character, high morals and loyal.
she is thoughtful, considerate and knows how to
treat a Man. Last but not least, my ideal Lady is
attractive with a good sense of humor".
So, if you can help me understand how you'd respond
to an ad like this?
Email back or send your Email to rayemordi@yahoo.com or call +2348026287892
thanks,
Ray

Dude are you GAY " I am playful and fun and have a lot to offer the right man" those are your words

My sister pls tell me ooo

I'm sorry put I'm feeling so lazy I can't read your post.

Happy Birthday young lady, sorry you not 21 yet so we can't take you to Vegas

diddy4:
ok, yeah, i feel you. well, basically, i think it is cuzz of they feel intimidated and stuff. not all men. u should have put "some" men.

Thanks for the correction,

Jollof rice with fried chicken hmmmmmmmmm.


Nothing "berra" than  getting off the plane and getting hit with that Nigerian smell and heat

SuNnChNn:
Nna hapu m aka oooo.

There is nothing better than knowing you're loved

Nne sorry ooo I was just playing biko you funny.


Nothing better than a Star Beer on a very hot day.

Nothing better than making out on a cold winter day with a loved one

SuNnChNn:
There is nothing berra than having a bowl movement

Too much information .


Nothing better than a very nice dinner/lunch your wife or girlfriend fixed for you afther a hard day's work

Hotstepper:
hhahaa@ umunna and umuada, those umunna poeple gets on ma nerves, only come 4 palm wine and all, brother, i need money 2 go 2 nkwo nnewi, u will give him and he will walk and come back, 6 am, they will come and wake u up.am alwayz like " damn, don't u'all sleep?" and don't u'all know when 2 visit? or u think whatever we have will finish, lol

That was so funny but true, when ever I come home that's when somebody is sick or has to have an operation. But I love my people and culture and we'll never loss it, DON'T care if I live in America for the rest of my life.

SuNnChNn:
------ and was in rush when creating others

Abeg ooo it didn't come from my mouth

I don't know who this person is but next time you talk to him tell him to come before the umunna and umuada on NL so we can evaluate him.