My girl friend had always been with me in rain and in sunshine and we always satisfy ourselves. Now, she is gone and i dont have anyone to have sex with again. Am too lonely and my rod under my pants always standing and peeping, pls can anyone help me? my fone na-08087437340

eya poor u
find a gay guy and u shud be ok
in no distant tyme!

there is a saying those people who look hungry never get feed, and a salesman never begs his clients to buy the product the sales

Am too lonely and my rod under my pants always standing and peeping, pls can anyone help me?

pls rush to my dickthopaedics theater right now. I amputate troublesome dicks free of charge. let me get you my phone contact. wait a minute.

@poster

Your in luck. You can always hook up with iyakadijat. She is single and her ex left her too and she's reeling and sething in jealousy now. You guys can always hook up thats if your not into the pretty and sexy thingy sha!

Also free advise! Dont piss her off because she has a 9 millimetre strapped to her side and she might wack you if you attempt to bring up any discussion about her looks or body frame but if you stick with the code, you guys might hit it off!

Shalom

tangirl, ur copliåtin my isues, pls go straight and offer me solution now. Or if perhaps you can be available for me?

eeya pele

tangirl, ur copliåtin my isues, pls go straight and offer me solution now. Or if perhaps you can be available for me?/ @jadegudy, ha! me ke? iya kadijat ke? you wan make them sack me from lagos ni? Pls any gal in the forum, my number is up there, let me know if ur interested

You have to deal with it using your matured mind, try and figure sumtin out.

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seems like what you enjoyed most in the relationship was sex
men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you wont stop to amaze moi

After a month break from nairaland nothing's changed.mehn guy get a life a real one. Or go stick ur dick into eba

It's nice that you can leave Nairaland for months and log back on, and see the same trolls/desperate losers/scum of the earth posting these threads all the time. I think that Nairaland needs more moderators, because the overall quality of this site has really gone to shit.

eina:

pls rush to my dickthopaedics theater right now. I amputate troublesome dicks free of charge. let me get you my phone contact. wait a minute.

bongoman:

My girl friend had always been with me in rain and in sunshine and we always satisfy ourselves. Now, she is gone and i dont have anyone to have sex with again. Am too lonely and my rod under my pants always standing and peeping, pls can anyone help me? my fone na-08087437340

Hehehehehehehe . . . this shud be on the joke section

help you? for where?

you didn't specify what your "anyone" means? male or female or both

So, do i ask for all these castigations 4rm you my people? why can't you juz be considerate? haba! / O.K. now i got two gals , they are friends. I Lov one bt she told me she has a bobo(b/f), how can i talk 2 her frind? am afraid coz av talked wit d first gal

@ poster --- Bros, there are goats and dogs errwhere. Take one as a pet and also for other uses if and when needed, (nuff said)

dae, wao! hav ever trid to experiment with dogs or goat b4? I even hate dogs and what i like goats for is use their heads for 'ise ewu' hahaha!

re u lookin for some1 2 be with or some1 to ve sex with?

Bongoman - how old are u ?

kuntash:

Bongoman - how old are u ?

pls ask him

The heat on this guy now is smthn else O, he's opened another thread on vacancy O, Nairaland , una dey look?, pls lets help dis guy O, before he unleash this heat on the wrong place, Bongo, now listen, try to ease ur mind off sex if u can, u can go to a busy place - meet friends etc, avoid being alone for now, think of how u got ur ex-gf and what went wrong- to enable u redefine what u want in a relationship, meanwhile I hope u didnt scare her off with excessive request for sex, or perhaps she wasnt finding it funny with ur overheat, et al

bongoman:

dae, wao! hav ever trid to experiment with dogs or goat b4? I even hate dogs and what i like goats for is use their heads for 'ise ewu' hahaha!

Good question --- how old are you?

My comment -- Your jokes are extremely dry. Try harder next time , what am i even sayin!! DOnt every try at all so as to save you some embarrasment man! hissssssssssssss

Lmaooooooooooooooooo
SECONDED @poster

kuntash! abegi, do in time and help ur guy o!/ platinumk and yme do u hv any ofer to help? / @toocute i need both sex and lov coz av been together wit HER( my g.f) for more than 3yrs now. The most painful tin be say na she disvergin me o, although she wasnt a one. Am sure she went 4 another guy, wao! Anyway am 27 now and if u dnt mind let me knw u more@toocute!

bongoman:

kuntash! abegi, do in time and help ur guy o!/ platinumk and yme do u hv any ofer to help? / @toocute i need both sex and lov coz av been together wit HER( my g.f) for more than 3yrs now. The most painful tin be say na she disvergin me o, although she wasnt a one. Am sure she went 4 another guy, wao! Anyway am 27 now and if u dnt mind let me knw u more@toocute!

Get urself a good damm vaseline and try DIY(Do It Yourself) it will never let u down,

Go to sharp corner,u can always get another girl sharp, sharp.

surface:

Go to sharp corner,u can always get another girl sharp, sharp.

dats a gud point.

bongoman:

kuntash! abegi, do in time and help ur guy o!/ platinumk and yme do u hv any ofer to help? / @toocute i need both sex and lov coz av been together wit HER( my g.f) for more than 3yrs now. The most painful tin be say na she disvergin me o, although she wasnt a one. Am sure she went 4 another guy, wao! Anyway am 27 now and if u dnt mind let me knw u more@toocute!

wentin happen

I'll let my grandfather know your problem. He is old and blind. If you talk with a sweet voice, we may trick him to believing your a girl. He will be happy to accomodate your needs.

na whaooo