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When Your Urine Can No Longer Solve Simple Arithmetic!!!!!!! by general111(m): 6:46am On Oct 01, 2022
Every boy is a professor of mathematics and art when he is urinating.

He either draws a circle with two dots representing his eyes and the circle which represents his head.

Or
He tries to solve simple arithmetic problems like,

1+1=2.

And He does this effortlessly, all the time..
But as he gets older, he begins to ignore his Phd in ART and MATHEMATICS
not knowing that he is able to draw his BIG HEAD on the floor, with his urine because his prostrate is still functional.

Dear brothers, papas and uncles, check your self the next time you try to urinate and ask yourself these simple questions..

Am i still a PHd holder when i urinate?
Am i still that great mathematician who solves terrible equation when i am urinating?..
am i losing control over the movement of urine out of my body??

THIS IS NOT A DIAGNOSIS!!
but if you are losing control over your ability to control your urine, please visit the nearest hospital for proper diagnosis......

Re: When Your Urine Can No Longer Solve Simple Arithmetic!!!!!!! by misreal(m): 6:55am On Oct 01, 2022
I enjoyed your write up sir..
Maybe the mods would push this to front page

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Re: When Your Urine Can No Longer Solve Simple Arithmetic!!!!!!! by Creamypie(m): 7:53am On Oct 01, 2022
general111:


Every boy is a professor of mathematics and art when he is urinating.

He either draws a circle with two dots representing his eyes and the circle which represents his head.

Or
He tries to solve simple arithmetic problems like,

1+1=2.

And He does this effortlessly, all the time..
But as he gets older, he begins to ignore his Phd in ART and MATHEMATICS
not knowing that he is able to draw his BIG HEAD on the floor, with his urine because his prostrate is still functional.

Dear brothers, papas and uncles, check your self the next time you try to urinate and ask yourself these simple questions..

Am i still a PHd holder when i urinate?
Am i still that great mathematician who solves terrible equation when i am urinating?..
am i losing control over the movement of urine out of my body??

THIS IS NOT A DIAGNOSIS!!
but if you are losing control over your ability to control your urine, please visit the nearest hospital for proper diagnosis......
na serious issues like this dey make me go online. But since e no dey about whizkid, David, tiwa, and all those local artiste people no go read am
Re: When Your Urine Can No Longer Solve Simple Arithmetic!!!!!!! by general111(m): 8:22am On Oct 01, 2022
Creamypie:
na serious issues like this dey make me go online. But since e no dey about whizkid, David, tiwa, and all those local artiste people no go read am
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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