I Just Discovered Something

I want to brag and I don't care who gets offended.

I just realized I was born in the greatest local govt. in Nigeria. No other local govt. can compare.

1. Free light
2. Free water
3. Free rivers and pond for fishing = free fish
4. Free primary and secondary education (no school fees)
5. Free scholarship home and abroad (if you're smart)
6. Free farm land to go into agriculture if you're an indigenous person
7. Free land for house — if you're an indigenous person
8. Free palm fruit if you want to go into red oil production
9. And more

After watching videos of how Nigerians are suffering under APC to fuel their gen just to charge their phones, I felt privileged.

In fact, you need connection to get even 10 liters. I just realized how lucky people from my LGA are, yet most of the guys here are rugged and into cultism, fraud, and dru.gs. Some of them live in the bush.

Your place get constant power supply for free for close to 2 decades, yet you live inside bush. 80 percentage of the shops and businesses are owned by Igbo people.

What is wrong with my people?

If you're from this LGA, in Rivers state, and you're poor, you're just lazy. You can't come from a blessed place like this and still be poor.

If you have electric vehicle here, you'll never remember fuel exists.

Even me, once in a while, I get lazy and forget how blessed we are here.

You'll never know what you have until you lose it.

My married cousin called me that he wants to visit me and spend 2 days with a girl that has been disturbing him.

He told her he's married, but she said she doesn't care. She told him to make her a second wife. It's more than 2 days now, but she has refused to go.

Why? Free constant light, free food, free dick, and more.

I never knew having free light is a thing of pride and I dey here dey am less less.

I need to start being proud like my brother Burna Boy. I'm too humble for my liking.

Sex no dey even hungry me else I for tell am make him bring the girl come room make I use d*ck scatter her leg since she no wan go.

Honestly, Nigerians are suffering under APC. Anyway, they deserve it and I don't care anymore.

I went out this evening and all the money I withdrew is gone based on billing. I couldn't say no even though I'm the king of Mr. No. E be like say I go just dey indoors throughout Tinubu's regime.

There were girls ready to follow me home for free sex, but self control made me say no. The infection out there is too much.

Boss I dey feel you
...👍👍

Hope say you no be Ikwerre wey dey call igbos 'nwisioma'
better be Ogoni or kalabari

So this small boy is from Rivers state and claiming Igbo. There's no Igbo in Rivers state but I'm sure we are not ready for this discussion

In all you do, please focus on solving a problem that will fetch you MONEY.

Even if you don't make Heaven, please make money and help your family members so that they won't be distracted from the Heavenly race.

You can't be chasing money and Heaven at the same time. There will be distraction.

Stay focused on one FIRST.

If free toto dey no problem oh.

sholikay:
Boss I dey feel you
...👍👍

One spirit is telling me to send 5k or even if it's 1k card to the first commenter, but another spirit is telling me not to waste money under APC. Which do you think I should listen to?

There's excess light, money, women, food, enjoyment upon enjoyment in Bonny LGA, Rivers state and the people are so used to it that they don't make this kind of childish noise.

iLegendd:
One spirit is telling me to send 5k or even if it's 1k card to the first commenter, but another spirit is telling me not to waste money under APC. Which do you think I should listen to?

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imagrg:
If free toto dey no problem oh.

My d*ck can't stand with condom. I last way too long skin-to-skin even if the pussy is too tight, so using condom, I'll just last 20 years inside her.

This is one of the reasons I decline girls a lot. They might think I have erectile dysfunction, but won't know I'm afraid of infection. Also, if I knack you as a woman, dem no born you well not to fall madly in love and I'm afraid of clingy and over-loving needy women. They can easily kill you when they see other girls want snatch you from her. They're dangerous.

My rich neighbour's pretty daughter has been begging me for weeks now, but I told her I can't. I even promised her card so she will not bring the topic up, but she refused.

Wait, why do you people love free sex so much? That sh!t scares me even though I know I always deliver my polling unit every single time.

Remman:
There's excess light, money, women, food, enjoyment upon enjoyment in Bonny LGA, Rivers state and the people are so used to it that they don't make this kind of childish noise.

My LGA is way better than Bonny.

iLegendd:
My LGA is way better than Bonny.

Lol! Only LNG in Bonny aside Shell, Mobile, etc. is in a day generating for Bonny and the entire Nigeria what your LGA can not do for itself in the next 500 years. In fact, your LGA's allocation (survival) comes from oil and gas mined in other LGAs including Bonny that you're looking down on. So, don't make noise like a child.

Nigeria's problem is corruption.

iLegendd:
One spirit is telling me to send 5k or even if it's 1k card to the first commenter, but another spirit is telling me not to waste money under APC. Which do you think I should listen to?

Manchi extend to the the 2nd commenter also

EreluRoz:
So this small boy is from Rivers state and claiming Igbo. There's no Igbo in Rivers state but I'm sure we are not ready for this discussion

So Etche, Oyigbo and even Ikwerre no be Igbo? Keep on deceiving yourself

Remman:
Lol! Only LNG in Bonny aside Shell, Mobile, etc. is in a day generating for Bonny and the entire Nigeria what your LGA can not do for itself in the next 500 years. In fact, your LGA's allocation (survival) comes from oil and gas mined in other LGAs including Bonny that you're looking down on. So, don't make noise like a child.

Nigeria's problem is corruption.

And my LGA is which?

iLegendd:
And my LGA is which?

Benefactor or let me put it better "The consumer"

Remman:
Lol! Only LNG in Bonny aside Shell, Mobile, etc. is in a day generating for Bonny and the entire Nigeria what your LGA can not do for itself in the next 500 years. In fact, your LGA's allocation (survival) comes from oil and gas mined in other LGAs including Bonny that you're looking down on. So, don't make noise like a child.

Nigeria's problem is corruption.

Go on Google and type: Highest oil producing local government in Rivers State.

Take a screenshot and show me.

iLegendd:


Go on Google and type: Highest oil producing local government in Rivers State.

Take a screenshot and show me.

wetin do your own hand?

iLegendd:
I Just Discovered Something

I want to brag and I don't care who gets offended.

I just realized I was born in the greatest local govt. in Nigeria. No other local govt. can compare.

1. Free light
2. Free water
3. Free rivers and pond for fishing = free fish
4. Free primary and secondary education (no school fees)
5. Free scholarship home and abroad (if you're smart)
6. Free farm land to go into agriculture if you're an indigenous person
7. Free land for house — if you're an indigenous person
8. Free palm fruit if you want to go into red oil production
9. And more

After watching videos of how Nigerians are suffering under APC to fuel their gen just to charge their phones, I felt privileged.

In fact, you need connection to get even 10 liters. I just realized how lucky people from my LGA are, yet most of the guys here are rugged and into cultism, fraud, and dru.gs. Some of them live in the bush.

Your place get constant power supply for free for close to 2 decades, yet you live inside bush. 80 percentage of the shops and businesses are owned by Igbo people.

What is wrong with my people?

If you're from this LGA, in Rivers state, and you're poor, you're just lazy. You can't come from a blessed place like this and still be poor.

If you have electric vehicle here, you'll never remember fuel exists.

Even me, once in a while, I get lazy and forget how blessed we are here.

You'll never know what you have until you lose it.

My married cousin called me that he wants to visit me and spend 2 days with a girl that has been disturbing him.

He told her he's married, but she said she doesn't care. She told him to make her a second wife. It's more than 2 days now, but she has refused to go.

Why? Free constant light, free food, free dick, and more.

I never knew having free light is a thing of pride and I dey here dey am less less.

I need to start being proud like my brother Burna Boy. I'm too humble for my liking.

Sex no dey even hungry me else I for tell am make him bring the girl come room make I use d*ck scatter her leg since she no wan go.

WOT IN THE NAME OF MrCORK ARE U TALKING ABOUT!!!!!)((no oofencsece))

Remman:
wetin do your own hand?

Oga do research they are showing you the way..

Don't think otherwise..

MrCork:



WOT IN THE NAME OF MrCORK ARE U TALKING ABOUT!!!!!)((no oofencsece))

this guy na real joker, comot for road 😁😁

Corkiejoe..

Dundalk:
Oga do research they are showing you the way..

Don't think otherwise..

Wetin do your phone?

Remman:
wetin do your own hand?

I have already seen the result and every fingers point at my LGA. I just want you to be the one to break the news.

Remman:
Wetin do your phone?

are you not ready to learn..

iLegendd:
I have already seen the result and every fingers point at my LGA. I just want you to be the one to break the news.

Lol, my point is, your LGA is just one of many others. Not the only one, and that doesn't put it out of the consumer line i placed it because that's exactly what it is.

iLegendd:


Go on Google and type: Highest oil producing local government in Rivers State.

Take a screenshot and show me.

Go on google and type

Highest revenue generating LGA in Nigeria.

Secondly, the people there are not childishly making noise over it because they're used to it.

Tohmey:

So Etche, Oyigbo and even Ikwerre no be Igbo? Keep on deceiving yourself

My dear, we Rivers people love to be identified as Rivers or Niger Deltans.

If I'm with a gun and someone calls me Igbo, your chances of surviving is slim cuz I find it offensive and insulting.

We just love to be neutral. Some Rivers people don't mind if you call them Igbo, but I mind and I dislike being misidentified.

I like Igbos, Hausas, Yorubas, etc. Na only Fulani I no like, but I like their women.

So, don't think I hate Igbos. I'm just NOT Igbo. I like the fact that Igbos are the smartest technologically in Nigeria, but I hate their desperation for money. If they can make it legally, I'll be so proud of them. I just don't like fraud or crime.

It's not only Igbos that do this, but they're first class in fake consumables, drugs, etc. and they're so fearless about it. I hate their desperation, but love their confidence.

Remman:

Go on google and type

Highest revenue generating LGA in Nigeria.

Secondly, the people there are not childishly making noise over it because they're used to it.

You just want back and forth conversation, so I'll permanently ignore you.

We are talking about LGA where people are benefiting from their resources and you're talking about revenues generation that the people don't enjoy, but govt. officials loot.

That state or LGA with the highest revenue generation, how many of the indigenous people are enjoying free light for close to 20 years now?

Your argument no get head. Have a nice day, dear, and stay blessed.

Since this girl came, I haven't heard a sound from their room. I'll chat him up now and tell him it's as if he's not delivering his polling unit and if I don't hear moans from their room, I'll tell his wife.

Just did. Lemme wait and see if I'll hear sound.