Breaking: EFCC Launches Operation 'Spectral Sabotage' to Combat Ghosts Behind Naira Depreciation

In a shocking turn of events, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has announced its latest mission to tackle the unexplained forces driving the Naira's downward spiral against the US dollar.

According to insider sources, the EFCC has received intel from the spirit realm, revealing a coven of mischievous ghosts conspiring against the government's efforts to stabilize the currency.

Armed with an arsenal of holy water, sacred relics, and a team of expert exorcists, the EFCC is prepared to venture into the afterlife and confront the ghostly culprits head-on.

Stay tuned for updates on this unprecedented operation, as the EFCC boldly goes where no anti-corruption agency has gone before!

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...and watch dollar move to #1,500