Dear recruiters....

Its tough out there. Quality loafers for sale.

Dear Recruiter,
I was so surprised to see your text around 6pm on Friday (in Kaduna where I go do best man from my base in Akure ) asking me to come for interview 8am on saturday in Lagos.
I expect your to have contacted me at least 3days earlier to enable me be financially prepared.
How do you expect a job seeker to get that kind of overnight emergency fund to transport?
To be candid, its really inhuman.
Thanks.

delors:
I like this.

Dear Job Seeker:
I called you but your ring tone says:
Ghost Mode...Ndiala...Ghost Mode...machine gun. Your father!
I was scared so I hung up.

This comment actually got me laughing and dropped my fone. Thank God only the glass screen protector cracked.

[quote author=delors post=57661616]I like this.

Dear Job Seeker:
I called you but your ring tone says:
Ghost Mode...Ndiala...Ghost Mode...machine gun. Your father!
I was scared so I hung up. [/quot


Thanks for making me laugh

Sultty:
Dear recruiters....

hmmm
each time i see this girl picture for nairaland

i go laugh fall down
who be this girl self wey dey laugh that kind micking laugh?

abi she don grow now?

I wonder what kind of letters i will get from the recruiter, looking 4ward to it

Josh44s:


Self employed all the way. Middle finger to y'all HR modafuckas

ma n]gga



fooock em all, we dont need their useless jobs

they are Not God

hustle like am broke

DICKtator:

Dear Recruiter,

Remember you were once an applicant

We have a winner

bumi10:




hmmm

each time i see this girl picture for nairaland


i go laugh fall down

who be this girl self wey dey laugh that kind micking laugh?


abi she don grow now?

girl Mr man go find someone else to quote

Dear recruiter


I summited my CV and all necessary document, attend the interview and pass all the test only for you to tell me that you need a guy of my age (24 years old) with seven years working experience, which makes me to wonder how heartless you are

Amylights:
The problem is that most Nigerians lack courtesy. If you have a change of mind, kindly notify the recruiter. I believe manner of approach could make them ignore some mistakes

What about recruiters who won't even acknowledge u ever applied?
The country is messed up totally joh

Dear Recruiter,

I forwarded a CV and the next thing you did was to call, I am not someone who likes picking strange numbers up hence the reason for my attitude on phone

Why didn't you send a mail

You never really wanted to give me the job

Dear Recruiter,

Your message will just come in the night telling me to prepare for an interview the next day by 9am, and this is a cv i have sent like a month ago

You expect me to be static, what if i have traveled and can't make it that very day

You never wanted to give me that job

Just as the Op wrote - you do not really need the job!!

hayoakins:
See response/comments below

Dear Recruiter,
i got your mail about an interview when i was out of the country and i instantly mailed you to tell you and to crave for your indulgence in rescheduling me for only a couple of days later when i will be back..... I never got ANY mail in the affirmative or otherwise. I even went further to call the number of the HR person attached to the signature of the mail- it was unavailable that day and the days that followed! What else should i have done??! Plus the mail you sent me included the trail of the ones you sent to other applicants as well!

Oh and Dear Applicant,
I've literarily been looking for you with binoculars for weeks now after you were suppose to come pick up your offer letter which i called you in good time to inform you and find out when you will be available to come pick it up, to which we agreed on a particular time and day of the week. Two weeks later, am still waiting for your call, for you to even pick mine or at least send me a mail or an sms. NOTHING! Even if you had a change of mind after our last discussion, you should have found a way to let me know. I don't think you really want this job.

Dear Recruiter,
hank you for your call, but honestly you called at a wrong time because I received no prior notification that I would be called anytime after 5pm or even on a weekend, and when you asked if it was a good time to talk, I was too terrified to say no for fear of you not calling back. Apologies for not being prepared.

Dear Recruiter,
I was so excited that I fit all that you required. I wrote a beautiful cover letter and in my excitement hit the 'send' button without attaching my CV. Oh, common Recruiter, you should have given me one more chance, I really am the best I said I am, but yes, one of my weaknesses is that I am human, so human, that I did not realise my error until the next day. In my rush, just so that I do not miss the beautiful opportunity you present, I attached my CV, and hit the 'send' button again. Alas!! Another error of me being human! I forgot to write the subject! I forgot to apologise! And again I forgot to rewrite my beautiful cover letter! Oh! When would I ever get called now!

hayoakins:
See response/comments below

Dear Recruiter,
i got your mail about an interview when i was out of the country and i instantly mailed you to tell you and to crave for your indulgence in rescheduling me for only a couple of days later when i will be back..... I never got ANY mail in the affirmative or otherwise. I even went further to call the number of the HR person attached to the signature of the mail- it was unavailable that day and the days that followed! What else should i have done??! Plus the mail you sent me included the trail of the ones you sent to other applicants as well!

Oh and Dear Applicant,
I've literarily been looking for you with binoculars for weeks now after you were suppose to come pick up your offer letter which i called you in good time to inform you and find out when you will be available to come pick it up, to which we agreed on a particular time and day of the week. Two weeks later, am still waiting for your call, for you to even pick mine or at least send me a mail or an sms. NOTHING! Even if you had a change of mind after our last discussion, you should have found a way to let me know. I don't think you really want this job.

Dear Recruiter,
hank you for your call, but honestly you called at a wrong time because I received no prior notification that I would be called anytime after 5pm or even on a weekend, and when you asked if it was a good time to talk, I was too terrified to say no for fear of you not calling back. Apologies for not being prepared.

Dear Recruiter,
I was so excited that I fit all that you required. I wrote a beautiful cover letter and in my excitement hit the 'send' button without attaching my CV. Oh, common Recruiter, you should have given me one more chance, I really am the best I said I am, but yes, one of my weaknesses is that I am human, so human, that I did not realise my error until the next day. In my rush, just so that I do not miss the beautiful opportunity you present, I attached my CV, and hit the 'send' button again. Alas!! Another error of me being human! I forgot to write the subject! I forgot to apologise! And again I forgot to rewrite my beautiful cover letter! Oh! When would I ever get called now!

Dear Applicant
You're already making up excuses before engagement, sorry we're too busy sifting through the other 499,999 applicants to find those who are ready for the job.

dessz:
patience is posting a thread in 2014 and it hits FP 2017 lmao

Lolz....evil. The hustle for FP is real

this is total hogwash. how about applicants that send properly formatted CV and cover letter and still the recruiter wont get in touch with the applicant?

Mcheeewww...Dear recruiter,
I write a good CV,cover letter and apply
3months after I get a mail for an interview
Only to wait my turn and sister sitting near me say she submitted CV 3days ago and got invited.
I keep in touch and after 2days she got the job...me wey arrange myself,give quality responses never got a reply..
May God repay

Dear Recruiter,
I got your mail informing me of an interview between 8pm to 12pm on Tuesday. I sent a mail to you to confirm whether it's really 8pm or 8am but you never replied.
I don't believe you know what you are doing!

DICKtator:

Dear Recruiter,

Remember you were once an applicant

Baddest!

Dear recruiter,
I am self employed so I don't need your job. Please take your bullshit somewhere else

Dear Recruiter

You called for interview, I came and you didn't say nothing to me for more than 6 hours I was hoping that patience and endurance is the test, you showed up only for you to tell me that its multilevel marketing aka GNLD...

Doesn't look like you will make heaven.

DollarAngel:

u nailed it bro

tojahh:
Dear Recruiter

You called for interview, I came and you didn't say nothing to me for more than 6 hours I was hoping that patience and endurance is the test, you showed up only for you to tell me that its multilevel marketing aka GNLD...

Doesn't look like you will make heaven.

This guy don finish me with laugh >