How to set goals and manage time

How to negotiate, use contracts, and not get taken advantage of.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

Owls are one of the only birds that can see the color blue

how to survive in the real world.

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

half of the things you're learning are never going to be used in the real world

mukina2: How to set goals and manage time

How to negotiate, use contracts, and not get taken advantage of.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

Owls are one of the only birds that can see the color blue

how to survive in the real world.

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

half of the things you're learning are never going to be used in the real world

not true

Put simply the educational sector is quite isolated from the real-world in these parts. A lot more innovation is required to prepare students for the world out there.

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half of the things you're learning are never going to be used in the real world

How to Rape a Police Officer (Female)

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...pm will we call this?..take a look at trash you wrote, does it make any sense to you at OP? (i no wan call ur name)..pls pls kindly move this trash to where it belong.

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How to Wear a coondom..

What to do when U c a pusss**y...

'h0w to Love'

without ni,!!pples b**bs are p0intless.

half of the things you're learning are never going to be used in the real world

How to Rape a Police Officer (Female)

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this aint the jokes/sexuality section!

@OP, how to be a man

mukina2: How to set goals and manage time

How to negotiate, use contracts, and not get taken advantage of.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

Owls are one of the only birds that can see the color blue

how to survive in the real world.

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

half of the things you're learning are never going to be used in the real world

Rearrangement of word to get sam or almost similar meaning
1) The eyes = they see
2) Dormitory = dirty room
3) Mother inlaw = woman hitler
4)Desperstion = a rope ends it
5) Mukina =

- How education is a means to an end, and not the end itself..

- How to survive in the real world, and how to be a critical thinker..

- African history, and how our wonderful ancestors laid the foundation for everything western civilization is today.. Yes, we invented science, philosophy, medicine, engineering, astrology etc.

- The wonderful lost civilizations scattered around the African continent.

- How to have sex, and smash girls to smithereens.

- How 90% of the rubbish we learn in school isn't useful in the real world..

- That science is inconclusive and science thrives because of our consciousness - and without us, there's no science.

- How being book smart isn't a test to show how intelligent you're, but to test your cognitive skills.

- Finally, education is about regurgitation, repetition, and indoctrination of what some people think is right.

How to ask a babe out
How to tell lies when needed
How to hide your result when you fail
How to love
how to kiss

How 2 dance Azonta.

TO ME ALL THUNGS A RE THOUGHT IN SCHOLL WETHER DIRCTLY OR INDIRECTLY, THAT IT WHAT IBOS CALLED, "MARAHADUM" NOT ONLY TO GO AND RIGHT AND PASS EXAMS,APPLYING YOUR LEARNINGS IN ALL ASPECT OF LIFE.
GRADUATE HAVE DIFFERENT WAY OF BEHAVIUOR AND REASONING COMPARE TO LOWER QUALIFICATIONS.

HERE IS THIS GUY IN MY COMPANY , HE IS OF HIGH JOB LEVEL, BUT THE MANNER AND WAY HE TALKS, RESPOND TO ISSUE, LAUGH AND REASON, MADE ME DOUBT THE KIND OF QULIFICATION HE HAD. BUT TO MY SURPRISE THAT GUY IS JSCE HOLDER, SO HE GOT TO THE LEVEL BY IM

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How to Wear a coondom..

What to do when U c a pusss**y...

'h0w to Love'

without ni,!!pples b**bs are p0intless.

half of the things you're learning are never going to be used in the real world

How to Rape a Police Officer (Female)

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1. How not to get angry at people you dont know on NL
2. Talent
3. Hard Work
4. Randomly Meeting the Right People and Not Pissing Them Off
5. First Impressions are Really Important;
6. Subsequent Impressions Are Also Important;
7. No, You're Not Terrell Owens (aka Why Acting Like a Douchebag is a Bad Investment).
8. How to Patch and Paint a Wall So You Can Get Your Deposit Back From Your Landlord;
9. IdentifyingWhich Wires in Your House Will Kill You if You Touch Them;
10. What to do When You Wake Up to Find Your Toilet/) Refrigerator/Hot Water Heater/Air Conditioner/Sink is Puking Water Onto Your Floor;
10. When to Call the Repair Guy;
11. How to Figure Out if the Repair Guy is Screwing You;
12. Foreign Objects You're Going to Try to Put in the Microwave at Some Point so Let's Just Get it Out of your System Now.
13. Why Your Wallet is Not Worth Dying For;
14. Why Guns and Knives Are Not Awesome (Includes Visual Aids Depicting Wounds of Gnarled Strips of Exposed Fat, Tendons and Skin, Plus Graphic Descriptions of Life in a Wheelchair);
15. How to Break Off an Argument With a Hobo Before He Stabs You;
16. Why You Can't Reason With a Screaming Drunk;
17. Why Believing Action Movies Are Real Will Get You Killed;
18. How to Tell When That Guy Walking Toward You is Concealing a Weapon.
19 .It's a Vagina, Not a Slab of Meat You're Trying to Tenderize;
20. Your Penis Size is Probably Perfectly Fine;
21. Why Your First Time is Going to be a Humiliating Disaster, No Matter What You Do;
22. Most Women Are Not Sexually Stimulated by Spanking;
23. Every Woman is Different and You Will Only Learn What She Likes Via Practice;
24. That's OK, Because the Practice is Awesome.
25. Types of Douchebag;
26. How to Tell When He's Lying;
27. Why Your Male Friends Almost Certainly Want to Have Sex With You;
28. Why There is Nothing to be Gained by Showing Your Boobs to a Camera.

some peeps r g'on be like wtf!!!

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shymmex: - How education is a means to an end, and not the end itself..

Who says education is an end, what school teaches that?

- How to survive in the real world, and how to be a critical thinker..

wrong! they teach these in management schools/classes

- African history, and how our wonderful ancestors laid the foundation for everything western civilization is today.. Yes, we invented science, philosophy, medicine, engineering, astrology etc.

wrong logic! nobody invents science, medicine, engineering, astrology, etc. you can only invent artifacts.

- The wonderful lost civilizations scattered around the African continent.

these things are document in academic literature, how else did you come about the knowledge of these civilizations

- How 90% of the rubbish we learn in school isn't useful in the real world..

wrong again! you probably don't understand what school is. education is simply a documentation of what has been observed to work.

- That science is inconclusive and science thrives because of our consciousness - and without us, there's no science.

nobody says science is conclusive, otherwise there wouldn't be continuous research & study, also, nobody argues that science is independent of us

- How being book smart isn't a test to show how intelligent you're, but to test your cognitive skills.

being book-smart is a kind of intelligence, nobody says it's an all comprehensive intelligence

- Finally, education is about regurgitation, repetition, and indoctrination of what some people think is right.

not what "some people" think is right, but what has been scientifically proven to be facts or norm.

infact non of your logic above makes sense.

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Why Your First Time is Going to be a Humiliating Disaster, No Matter
What You Do;

thats so true

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How to collect subsidy bribe like Farouk lawan.....
How to steal penson scam.....
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How to keep silent when the whole country is on fire...........
No one will teach you all these in the school but Nigerians..
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How to collect subsidy bribe like Farouk lawan.....
How to steal penson scam.....
Yahoooo Yahoooo............
419....................
Boko Boko H...
How to keep silent when the whole country is on fire...........
No one will teach you all these in the school but Nigerians..

They will not teach you how to live your life

mukina2:
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

I never knew this. I'm going to try this.

mukina2:
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet

My teacher mentioned this actually.

FINANCIAL EDUCATION

The answers of all what have been mentioned above and of what will be mentioned are part of PROBLEMS SOLVING SKILLS.
WE WERE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL HOW TO SOLVE PROBLEMS NOT HOW TO TREAT ALL THE CASE STUDIES LISTED ABOVE.

okeyxyz:
Who says education is an end, what school teaches that?

I don't know what planet you live on, but it's widely accepted where I live that once you're educated - then you automatically becomes successful.. Hence, why tutors tell the unserious wards in school, they will end up as nothing - if they don't take their education seriously.

wrong! they teach these in management schools/classes

Sorry, I never attend a management school/classes - I did sciences.

wrong logic! nobody invents science, medicine, engineering, astrology, etc. you can only invent artifacts.

Who laid the foundation? Who started it?

Invention: The action of inventing something, typically a process or device.

these things are document in academic literature, how else did you come about the knowledge of these civilizations

Which academic literature? You mean the Eurocentric ones that calls Africa the dark continent, huh? Without AA scholars, and Cheikh Anta Diop - most of us won't even have heard about some of these things.. The same artefacts they blew their noses and lips off - and took away from the continent to museums in the Europe, huh?

wrong again! you probably don't understand what school is. education is simply a documentation of what has been observed to work.

Observed to work, yet a lot of them have been discarded because they have no place in the modern world..

nobody says science is conclusive, otherwise there wouldn't be continuous research & study, also, nobody argues that science is independent of us

But why do most believe science is superior, and independent of human thinking, and that we have to believe everything science says - and not our own intuition?

being book-smart is a kind of intelligence, nobody says it's an all comprehensive intelligence

That was the impression I got in school (being book smart myself) - but I later found out comprehensive intelligence is different from having just good cognitive skills.. You have to be a critical thinker, to be intelligent, period.

not what "some people" think is right, but what has been scientifically proven to be facts or norm.

Did science also proved all the theories and hypothesis I studied in school? - when science itself taught me that a hypothesis, and a theory are assertions, which have not be proven.. So, how can you call something that hasn't be proven a fact, or a norm

You're not even making sense at all, and I don't have time for any silly back and forth today - just for the sake of it...

Thanks for sharing.

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How to tell lies when needed
How to hide your result when you fail
How to love
how to kiss

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mukina2: How to set goals and manage time

How to negotiate, use contracts, and not get taken advantage of.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

Owls are one of the only birds that can see the color blue

how to survive in the real world.
But school will teach and set the foundation for one to discover or reason out these things

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

half of the things you're learning are never going to be used in the real world

But skul teaches and sets the foundation for one to discover and reason out these things

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Adetayo100: They will not teach you how to live your life

And who told you that? Why not choose ignorance over education in the first plabe.