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Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 11:39pm On Apr 30
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:49pm On Apr 30
crazy is an understatement... you can NEVER compare such plastic dolls with a real woman (however you wanna look at it).

some yeye people really need to be....

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 11:52pm On Apr 30
These are not plastics but silicone dolls, or models made from synthetic materials such as thermoplastic elastomer, which mimic the feel and motion of the human body to produce realistic sexual experiences for owners. There are expensive ones that are well made and look exactly like a real woman, besides what about other pros involved?

With AI development, we will have dolls that can hold conversation and moan like a real woman during intercourse.

The below is a realistic doll. $1588 pere!

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:59pm On Apr 30
Sapasenator:
This is not plastic. There are expensive ones that are well made and look exactly like a real woman, besides what about other the pros involved?
With AI development, we will have dolls that can hold conversation and moan like a real woman during intercourse.
The below is a realistic doll. $1588 pere!

its latex dolls but nevertheless dolls... there is no such thing as "realistic" dolls. they are just dolls that look like humans... and just like any d1ldo that women use, they should solely be viewed as a temporary solution to konji, NOT AS A REPLACEMENT TO WOMEN/MEN!

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by CuriousCart(f): 12:06am On May 01
Sapasenator:


11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?


grin grin

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 12:09am On May 01
CuriousCart:



grin grin

I hear say those dolls are good listeners and they rarely argue with their husbands.

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sapasenator: 12:17am On May 01
MrBrownJay1:


its latex dolls but nevertheless dolls... there is no such thing as "realistic" dolls. they are just dolls that look like humans... and just like any d1ldo that women use, they should solely be viewed as a temporary solution to konji, NOT AS A REPLACEMENT TO WOMEN/MEN!

Have you tried one of these?

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:22am On May 01
Sapasenator:
Have you tried one of these?

nope but i have seen them up close already. feels like a gummy skin, looks weird, smells weird but i fully understand why weirdos would prefer one of them dolls to masturbation... just dont ever think that its a replacement to women.

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Tallesty1(m): 1:42am On May 01
There was a time some guys on here believed that sex dolls would replace women soon enoughh.


Chai grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by MaziObinnaokija: 2:00am On May 01
sad Westerners lifestyle will destroy some people. S£X with doll,man knack his fellow man.Man now wear wrist bangle,leg chain,2 earrings, piercing 👃 and oda abnormal lifestyle.


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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by DavSagacity(m): 6:09am On May 01
This Generation is indeed very crazy and insatiable. The state of the art craft and works of God perfected in a woman no longer enough and is now a wahala for them.
Run. Run... Run for your life for Judgement is coming upon this Generation

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Dexy4yah(m): 11:40am On May 01
There is a bad and evil spirit behind what he's doing and it will take the grace of God for him to stop it.

May God deliver him.


Spiritual wife and spiritual husband have caged somany people out there. God help us

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by jiz: 11:40am On May 01
That's demonic

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by SafariHunter(m): 11:40am On May 01
Prayer is the key

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by sofeo(m): 11:41am On May 01
Alright
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Jh0wsef(m): 11:41am On May 01
At least the sex doll won't bill him grin grin grin

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by lincsnuel: 11:41am On May 01
One of those stories that never happened. Sensationalism at it's peak!

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by strangest(m): 11:41am On May 01
Just saw a video of a jealous wife cut the husband back head and the husband collected the same knife and stab her in the chest....



Please let your friend be.... Relationship is not meant for everyone

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by NaijaCover(m): 11:41am On May 01
Cha E!
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by nairalanda1(m): 11:41am On May 01
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

Leave him alone

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Zimzy(m): 11:41am On May 01
Your friend is sick.

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Chevrolet076(m): 11:42am On May 01
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

I think you're the crazy one if you have to lie on your friend head. Secondly, your friend is not having sex but masturbating with a doll.

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by jiz: 11:42am On May 01
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

Yes very very very very crazy raise to power 100

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by TGreatGatsby: 11:42am On May 01
SHEY SHE GO PINCH MY BACK?
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by KingLennon(m): 11:43am On May 01
Angel Michael blow the trumpet and let's go home. I have seen it all sad
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by COOL10(m): 11:43am On May 01
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?


Your "friend" has found peace of mind. That's what matters.

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by pocohantas(f): 11:43am On May 01
Tallesty1:
There was a time some guys on here believed that sex dolls would replace women soon enoughh.


Chai grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Say no more

This was one of those threads in 2018. The OP of that thread seems to be married now.

https://www.nairaland.com/4295146/which-gender-worst-affected-widespread


This was my response to them...

https://www.nairaland.com/post/64277885

They cursed me and shouted. But numbers don't lie. I deal with numbers everyday. Not logic... grin grin

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Kingpele(m): 11:43am On May 01
I know it most be a white man but if not then the story is a fiction...To much of everything is not good ...westerners are well taken care of by their government and that's driving them crazy while majority of Africans are the ones taking care of thier government against their own will and is driving them crazy ....op that your friend is crazy ...

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Valwezzy: 11:43am On May 01
Your friend or you?
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by jiz: 11:44am On May 01
OP let the doll raise children for him
Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by CelestineNelson: 11:44am On May 01
What a generation! GUYS PREPARE FOR YOUR ETERNITY ... These signs of end time are becoming more real.
Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by YoungLionken(m): 11:44am On May 01
Please allow your (imaginary) friend in your fictional story...

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