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How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 11:49am On Oct 24, 2015
Its no News any Longer that whenever you ask a Lady what Qualities she Wants in her Man you'll here Different almost impossible Crap and the Most annoying one, "Must be Funny or have a Good sense of Humour" undecided they want a Funny Dude but will hate you Forever when you Make Jokes with them undecided I remember Jokingly telling Kate she was ugly in a Picture I took with her in 2003. Guess wah? She Never talked to me again since then until Yesterday when I got a Wedding invitation and Clearly written at the Base of the I,V in Kate's Handwriting Was 'The Ugly girl is getting married' I was Just Confused cos it was a Honest joke.
Before I forget the reason I created this Thread lemme go straight to it angry

In 2004, I met Amaka in Awka. She was Pretty and in my Department. I was Madly in love but did know how to approach her so I Asked a Female Coz of Mine and she listed everything Females wanted in a man without Excluding that one I now Detest angry

I Bulked up, Approached and we became Friends and yes! I was Funny as Hell. I made sure she always Laughed whenever we where together and we shared lotta Secrets together too. I thought all was going well for me and After 8months, Decided to come Straight!! grin That day, I professed my Love and Read Poems I had composed for weeks to her and Ended it with 'I Love you Amaka'. All through the Period I did all this, she was Just looking At me and Smiling Sheepishly and After I was done, she Broke into Fits of Laughter and started Clapping shocked
Next thing I heard was , 'Joe, you're Such a Clown and in fact,you should be in the theatre Arts Dept. Stop wasting Your talents on Science that's never Appreciated Then she hugged me and Said she was gonna Book a Spot for me to Perform on the Upcoming SUG nite cos she Can't be the only one Enjoying my Comic angry angry angry

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Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by falconey(m): 11:51am On Oct 24, 2015
frontpage please
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by GraveOwner: 11:52am On Oct 24, 2015
wtf?
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by MoonChildng: 11:52am On Oct 24, 2015
You really are funny

Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 11:55am On Oct 24, 2015
falconey:
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[color=#550000]Alan Shearer! We no dey see your Works again oo!! grin
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 11:56am On Oct 24, 2015
MoonChildng:
You really are funny

No Yab me undecided undecided

Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Tallesty1(m): 11:56am On Oct 24, 2015
Never tell a woman she's ugly. She will never forgive nor forget.




Be funny but don't be silly

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Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by falconey(m): 11:56am On Oct 24, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Alan Shearer! We no dey see your Works again oo!! grin

sheun don bankrupt my 'shares'
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by wilybebsy(m): 12:01pm On Oct 24, 2015
Same shiit happenz 2 me last yearsadsad
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 12:01pm On Oct 24, 2015
Lalasticlala angry angry
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Seculent: 12:13pm On Oct 24, 2015
This guy na old man o.
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Ragner(m): 12:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
grin grin

Lalasticlala farano come and Read woh!
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 12:21pm On Oct 24, 2015
Seculent:
This guy na old man o.

What do you mean? angry angry
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Donlino(m): 12:22pm On Oct 24, 2015
Tallesty1:
Never tell a woman she's ugly. She will never forgive nor forget.




Be funny but don't be silly

So if I see an ugly banshee I should still tell her she's beautiful ba undecided.....it's not possible, I must talk!
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Mumuuu: 12:23pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by RobinHez(m): 12:25pm On Oct 24, 2015
U used ur own hand to buy the chain with which Amaka used to hook you in the friendzone! grin


If they need funny guys...they should buy nite of thousand laughs cds undecided
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by RobinHez(m): 12:26pm On Oct 24, 2015
Slimzjoe:

What do you mean? angry angry
Old man! angry
By the time u told amaka u loved her, my dad was still a Bachelor! lipsrsealed



That is if it aint fiction...
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 12:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
RobinHez:


Old man! angry

By the time u told amaka u loved her, my dad was still a Bachelor! lipsrsealed




That is if it aint fiction...

1994? Lol....Not Fictious...The Dates are Tho grin
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 12:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
RobinHez:


Old man! angry

By the time u told amaka u loved her, my dad was still a Bachelor! lipsrsealed




That is if it aint fiction...

1994? Lol....Not Fictious...The Dates are Tho grin
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Simplyunique: 12:32pm On Oct 24, 2015
I no fit laff oo
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by MoonChildng: 12:35pm On Oct 24, 2015
seriously,but dont crack expensive jokes like calling someone ugly
Slimzjoe:


No Yab me undecided undecided

Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Ragner(m): 12:49pm On Oct 24, 2015
MoonChildng:
seriously,but dont crack expensive jokes like calling someone ugly

Didn't you read Twas a Joke?
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by RobinHez(m): 12:50pm On Oct 24, 2015
Slimzjoe:

1994? Lol....Not Fictious...The Dates are Tho grin
Better! grin
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by tosyne2much(m): 1:03pm On Oct 24, 2015
1994 ke ? Wey I still dey pry one then cheesy
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by MoonChildng: 1:06pm On Oct 24, 2015
Ragner:


Didn't you read Twas a Joke?

you want my attention ? Now you have it

Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by hahn(m): 1:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
Slimzjoe:
Its no News any Longer that whenever you ask a Lady what Qualities she Wants in her Man you'll here Different almost impossible Crap and the Most annoying one, "Must be Funny or have a Good sense of Humour" undecided they want a Funny Dude but will hate you Forever when you Make Jokes with them undecided I remember Jokingly telling Kate she was ugly in a Picture I took with her in 2003. Guess wah? She Never talked to me again since then until Yesterday when I got a Wedding invitation and Clearly written at the Base of the I,V in Kate's Handwriting Was 'The Ugly girl is getting married' I was Just Confused cos it was a Honest joke.
Before I forget the reason I created this Thread lemme go straight to it angry

In 1994, I met Amaka in Awka. She was Pretty and in my Department. I was Madly in love but did know how to approach her so I Asked a Female Coz of Mine and she listed everything Females wanted in a man without Excluding that one I now Detest angry

I Bulked up, Approached and we became Friends and yes! I was Funny as Hell. I made sure she always Laughed whenever we where together and we shared lotta Secrets together too. I thought all was going well for me and After 8months, Decided to come Straight!! grin That day, I professed my Love and Read Poems I had composed for weeks to her and Ended it with 'I Love you Amaka'. All through the Period I did all this, she was Just looking At me and Smiling Sheepishly and After I was done, she Broke into Fits of Laughter and started Clapping shocked
Next thing I heard was , 'Joe, you're Such a Clown and in fact,you should be in the theatre Arts Dept. Stop wasting Your talents on Science that's never Appreciated Then she hugged me and Said she was gonna Book a Spot for me to Perform on the Upcoming SUG nite cos she Can't be the only one Enjoying my Comic angry angry angry


@bolded, op you waited too long. After 1 week would have been better.
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 1:13pm On Oct 24, 2015
hahn:


@bolded, op you waited too long. After 1 week would have been better.

It was My first time Man....i Taught I was waiting for the Right time

Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 1:14pm On Oct 24, 2015
tosyne2much:
1994 ke ? Wey I still dey pry one then cheesy

grin grin grin
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 1:15pm On Oct 24, 2015
MoonChildng:


you want my attention ? Now you have it

You Go Like Quarrel angry
Remove that Trash Advert from my thread before I do it for you angry
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by wristbangle: 1:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
Slimzjoe:
Why would i Forget to Call boss Tosyne2much anntii Twaacci Twaci Wristbangle and Robinhez to know the Truth angry

cool cool
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by lacasera14(m): 1:21pm On Oct 24, 2015
Well.....
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by sanbells(f): 1:26pm On Oct 24, 2015
You really are a clown. The bae was right. Stop wasting ur talent abeg grin

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