hey guys
dis is a very easy game. all u hav to do is to act from where d orda person stop.
lets see how imaginative ure
pls note ur act most hav an atom of fear or comedy in it.

camera rolling
ACTION!!!

its a dark and windy nite, beyonce was in d studio alone working on her lastest album "my sexy curves rock" she was doin d rap when d light suddenly went off

and she felt a strange hand[b] rocking her sexy curves [/b] from behind and she screamed yea squeeze me baby Jay help me 

beyonce, thinking 'his hands are a little hard' so she asks 'Jay, watchu been doin wit those hands, baby'. Puzzled that Jay hasnt made a sound, she turns to look 'aaarrrgh'. She tries to run but her fat butt slows her down, so mr scary dude is closing in on her. She thinks 'wat do i do'

then she sings if i were a boy

scary dude gags her with a smelly dirty sock and drags her along to his old weather beaten car

all of a sudden naija lover boy[b] jim iyke[/b] came out from nowhere to do action man

scary guy appears just in time with a horse whip and whips lover boy Jim Iyke in the as.s,

He tells Bee 'told u to stop hangin out with these clowns, now who's gonna save u'

super man jumps out from nowhere trying to save bee but he missed his landing and fell into the lion's den inside a deserted zoo 

Lion tries to take a bite out of Superman's a.s.s, but loses its entire teeth instead.

and Lex just happens to be where superman is with a fat arse kryptonite.
Back inside, Bee remembers a trick she learnt from Scofield

The lion, after breaking all his teeth on superman's bones of steel, decides to turn vegetarian

googles:

super man jumps out from nowhere trying to save bee but he missed his landing and fell into the lion's den inside a deserted zoo

a whole super man (my ribs ooo)

bgees:

scary guy appears just in time with a horse whip and whips lover boy Jim Iyke in the behind,

lol,

as Bee tries to pull stunt her sexy dress got torn and she was in just her undies

***music plays underground- single ladies*** bee starts performing for scary dude

Scary dude gets aroused and joins in the dancing.

then he held beyonce

beyonce feels the bulge from between his legs , as a result, she pees on herself out of fright.

and he puts a knife to her throat saying oya woman dance  free madness alanta for me sharp sharp

beyonce says: which one be alanta?

From far away they here 'Roc boys in d buildin' Scary dude is like 'wow, thn jiggaman himself'. Actually, he begins to act sloppy cos he's star struck. Bee notices,

scary dude says dance alanta jor ,open your hand like say you wan fly away,  one leg up  

Beyonces dances alanta like terry gee then scary dude grabs her and puts her on his head

now Bee aint as scared as before after hearin Jay's voice. Scary dude puts her on ground thinkin this will bring out Jay from wherever he is hidin.

waits for Jay Z to come out, instead he only hears weird sounds from different angles all at once

alas jay z did not show up, beyonce trying to excape 4rm scary dude, hit him on the face, [b](u cant believe this scary dude was only putting on a mask)[/b]the mask fell of nd to her surprise it was,

, [b]TIGER WOODS[/b]who was wearing the mask all this while

and before Tiger woods could say 'jackshit', reporters from NTA channel 10 had already surrounded him. . .

lmao

not again he said(feeling embarassed),a reporter asked him,re u cheating on ur wife again?

NO, i just wanted to lisen to her sonorous voice

Meanwhile, Beyonce is already missing JZ, she’s thinking of where he could be…God help her,

Being a celebrity, it has been know al over US that JayZ is nowhere to be found, Beyonce is unhappy with the scenario, She seeks the help of other celebrities where she got to no that JayZ is in a Village in Nigeria being taken care of by one Ekaette, She`s mobilising people, She`s xpected to be in Naija anytime from now, watch out 4 her coming