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[honey, Can You Die For Me?; Yes Of Course!] by Mustystrange98: 7:15pm On Mar 12, 2022
[Honey, can you die for me?; yes of course!]

I was arguing with my girlfriend one certain morning.

She insisted I don't love her. I tried by all means to convince her, but she was as stiff as a Rock. Out of anger, I spat up what I will later regret. "Baby, I can die for you, I can die for your whole family!" For the first time, her face beamed with a smile.

"Really?"

"Yes, my love!"

"There, behind that TV stand," she pointed across my shoulder. "There is a rat poison, drink it to prove your words." She said.

To march my words with action, I advanced towards the rat poison in a series of calculated steps, it could have just taken 3 steps to the TV stand. But I precisely broke it into 6 steps, expecting she would call me back.

I took the first step, second, third, fourth, fifth… then I paused and looked back at her expecting she would call me back.

"Baby, why are you standing?"

This girl must be wicked, I heaved a sigh.

Finally, I took the rat poison. I paused and gave her a witty glance, expecting her to say it was a joke.

"Honey, be quick about it!" She winked

This girl is wicked! I ground my teeth in anger, but I have to prove my love. So I opened the cap of the liquid poison, and a pungent odor filled the air. I puked, as I poured everything down my throat.

In an instance, the film director clapped, cut, cut, the scene was perfect.

I heaved a sigh, I almost thought it was real.

™Mustystrange

Warning:Please have a rethink before committing suicide. You don't prove your love to someone by killing yourself. If you die he/she will definitely go for another man/woman. Tor, I don talk my own.

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