Sincerely from my heart...I want to stop shaking people...the stuff I saw yesterday actually wanted to make me regurgitate. It was quite appaling to the eyes.

Saw someone yesterday sneezing and blowing catarrh with his bare hands and afterwards rubs the hands together.

And I was like, "sheeeey this guy go still carry this hand go shake person".

So since that yesterday...I have been finding it difficult shaking peeps.

My question is; how can one avoid hand shakes?

Sorry! You can't avoid it

homesteady: Sorry! You can't avoid it

of cause he can. The "Tuale" sign is an alternative. Cos i rarely shake hands. My grandma brought me up that way.

wrench:
of cause he can. The "Tuale" sign is an alternative. Cos i rarely shake hands. My grandma brought me up that way.

So if I stretch out my hand to you for a handshake, what will you do?

homesteady:

So if I stretch out my hand to you for a handshake, what will you do?

dude don't make me type much. I just told u what I'll do. And even that's what i do even if I'm meeting u for the first time. People say I'm really weird, and yea i am.

wrench:
dude don't make me type much. I just told u what I'll do. And even that's what i do even if I'm meeting u for the first time. People say I'm really weird, and yea i am.

So that means you embarrass everybody that tries to shake you?

homesteady:

So that means you embarrass everybody that tries to shake you?

exactly, and moreover i move away when i see people shaking hands.

Guess I will start trying that tuale sign of a thing.

wrench:
exactly, and moreover i move away when i see people shaking hands.

What if an elderly person stretches out his hand to you?

ChiSun27: Guess I will start trying that tuale sign of a thing.

really? When somebody land you hot slap enn

homesteady:
What if an elderly person stretches out his hand to you?

don't u think it's disrespectful to shake an elderly person? What i do is give them my back to pat. I politely tell them "Ah Sir na ur pikin i be oo" and then bend for them to pat my back.

homesteady:

really? When somebody land you hot slap enn

You can always 'chop knuckle' the Howie Mandel style, minimal contact

dominique: You can always 'chop knuckle' the Howie Mandel style, minimal contact

But no be everybody you go fit 'chop knuckle' with na.

ChiSun27:

My question is; how can one avoid hand shakes?

A body hug will do. wetin u say make we talk na?

You can shake all hands no biggie..

Just make sure you don't pick your own nose nor put your hands in your mouth or into any other of your body orifices until you have had them washed. That way you won't be transferring germs from any one you shake into yourself.

It means that, when outside, you do not eat with your hands. You use a fork or spoon.

when you get back, the first thing is to use an antiseptic or a normal soap to wash your hands.

You can also have an antiseptic gel in your bag. It kills 99.9% of germs and it does not even require the use of water..You can use it on your hands after every handshake..you may start to look like a freak though.

Kiss

Some guys'll just stop by the roadside, open thier fly, urinate, zip up and then want to shake you. Wetin!

first attack!

u can exchange kisses d way d italians do

Kissing and hugging

Alternative?
Wait o!
You said alternative?
Let ♍ƺ go and search my dico
Brb

I too want to stop that but it's hard.

i suggest you invest in micheal jackson gloves and wear it 24 7

If u no wan shake den get ready to hug a broda...gbam!!!abi no b so?lolz

An unrecognized handshake is worse than a heart break in its 1st 10secs.

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obadiah777: i suggest you invest in micheal jackson gloves and wear it 24 7

exactly.

I shook a guy's hand on Friday and he has sweaty palm,words can't describe how disgusted I was.
Omg I just remembered I didn't wash my hands before eating my crab salad