I sincerely apologize in advance if this story makes you cry but some how, it will teach you a lesson!

I am one of those quiet guys out there who want to go to heaven but along the way, I dropped out of the heavenly race because I needed to make money by hook or by crook. I have changed now but when I want to make salient points, some people would say, we know your type! Imiano shut up, Facebook does not lie. The reason is because some of the pictures I posted online are not good and some people have even saved them in their hard drives.

One of them was where my wife was eating roasted corn with reckless abandon at the back of our house and I had to snap her without her consent. When she finally saw it, heaven was let lose and there was a war over my roof because for a complete period of 2 weeks, she did not allow me to go to work as she mandated me to babysit our child. The hurtful part of it was that she told my boss so many lies about me! Now, I have an undisclosed amount of questions to answer at the office.

Thinking about it now, I feel like she would have done well as a corrupt politician in Aso Rock bringing back the national cake for us to enjoy or as one of those university Dons that stay in office for years and even put people to replace them when they want to retire! Inwardly, I am dying but physically, I still manage to smile.

One day, you will learn all the things I have been through and find a place in your heart to forgive me for not speaking up on time. Streeti take over!

#BlessU.

My wife secretly prays for me to die! (See Why).

There is this post her father promised to make me occupy in the company in which we work but that is if I am able to stay in the marriage for upto 9 clean years without running away based on what people will say because he was so happy when the girl left his house. I don't know how to describe the relationship between both of them but I believe she always connived with her mother to get whatever she wanted from the man. The mother on the other hand is not a troublesome woman unless you greet her twin sister before greeting her. At times, the man has to leave the house in the pretense of going to buy one evening newspaper or the other if the start dragging over who should be greeted first! I think that dragging spirit is in my wife too because she derives joy in dragging TV remote controller with me! Because of that, I have decided not to watch football matches in my house again. It's not like I like any football team in particular, it's just that my boss can wake up one Monday morning and start asking you questions about C. Ronaldo and Lionel Messi to know whether you are still current in international politics, how time flies and any gossip he can lay his ears on. Of all the blessings God gave me, my boss seems to be a mistake ! He's even one of the reasons I decided to run the heavenly race meticulously so that when I get to heaven, I can simply ask Baba God, what did I do to deserve this Agbero in corporate wears as my boss? So, back to the matter !

My father-in-law has decided to give me one of the vital positions in the company if I can stay married to his daughter for at least 9 years. Now, this is an offer he never made to any of his sons because they resemble him and he is afraid they might go back to his old time self as the thing runs in their blood. The man wasted a lot of money as a youth and later got married to a rich man's daughter who taught him the lesson of his life. When his father died, he regretted everything as he learnt it was not easy to build from the scratch .

Now, my wife is fighting me tooth and nail because she is not sure of my future with her especially now that we have a new neighbour. I am dedicating this post to one Nonso Ihemeje for a reason best known to me.

OK, focus!

Uhm, before you judge me, you have to see what my wife does by following this link: https://www.nairaland.com/8072603/what-wife-does

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Thank you for sharing the link.