A friend shared this, on a whatsapp group.
Lol...


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Just imagine that one day you bought N500 MTN card, with your last income, to make an important call. After loading the card your request wasn't confirmed, you tried it again for the second time, and you were told that the recharge card had been used by you, then you check your account balance and it shows N0.00kb. And you got angry and called 181 or 180 and the reply was...


Welcome to BOKO HARAM customer care service.

For Suicide bombing press 1

For Time bombing press 2

Plans to Bomb ASO ROCK press 3

To configure your phone to Time Bomb press 4

To join Boko Haram press 5.

Do not hang up. I repeat do not hang up or you will die.


What will you do next

This Country self..................................................................




I go school................. Cultism

I nor go school........... Illiteracy

I write Jamb........ No admission

I go university...... Strike


I travel by air.......... Plane crash


I travel by land.......... Accident


Enter bus for road...... Bomb blast


I go bank....... BVN wahala

I relax for outside...... Kidnapping

I go village............... Witchcraft

I dae house.............. No work

I go work.............. No salary

I wan marry............ Girls dae form

Make i chat............... No light.




Na who dae do Naija? E no Easy oooooooh!!!.......

The Heat..........................................................................




Have you noticed??

In the Morning heat!

The afternoon heat!

Night heat!

Even Fan and AC are blowing heat!

It's like the last person that went to Hell Fire forgot to close the door.