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5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by DemiGoddess(f): 9:55am On Aug 10, 2016
Traditional mother: Has traditional values and is not ipso facto diabolical rather a mother that understands the traditional role and place of a woman. Feminists mock her. She may or may not be the 'deeper life' christain but she's a moralist.

Christian mother: This category is tricky. Often attimes if not all, she's just the empty church goer with nothing to offer as a mother. Her group meeting is more important than her family. She's a failure.
Will spend eternity in the first level of hell with low-ranked demons.

Ideal mother: She almost perfect or safe to say, works towards perfection. Some say she's fictional.

Mother from babylon: She has the moral values of an earthworm.
Will spend eternity in the the last level of hell.

The transgendered: She's a barracuda turn feminist. She's a manbeater, sadist. She works 18hrs/day and her career is more important than her family.
Will spend eternity in a private suite with satan, to be served by high-ranked demons.

Cc
Lezz
Postmann

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Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by lezz(m): 10:10am On Aug 10, 2016
Number 2 funny enough to whittle down its horrors.

Majority of religious women have sadly made their husbands to be in a contention with their churches.

It's a sad reality of the age.
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by DemiGoddess(f): 10:40am On Aug 10, 2016
lezz:
Number 2 funny enough to whittle down its horrors.

Majority of religious women have sadly made their husbands to be in a contention with their churches.

It's a sad reality of the age.

Number 5 is the worst I tell you.
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by lezz(m): 11:39am On Aug 10, 2016
DemiGoddess:


Number 5 is the worst I tell you.
No. 5 is a social pariah and a regurgitation of nature's experiment gone wrong. grin

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Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by DemiGoddess(f): 11:47am On Aug 10, 2016
lezz:
No. 5 is a social pariah and a regurgitation of nature's experiment gone wrong. grin

grin cheesy



grin
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 12:51pm On Aug 10, 2016
Lezz. Number 4 are the worse scum of the earth. I've experienced this kind of mothers. They're the type who usually encourage their daughters to go after well to do men. Some won't even mind fucking_ their daughters boyfriend' or husband' just so they can get a 'real piece of the action'.

This category of mothers make it their business to curse and beat their daughters if they see them with poor men, as they always tell them "make sure you date a man who can give you this and that, any man who can't do this and that for you shouldn't be talking to you at all".

Dr Dre illustrated who the ideal mother from Babylon is in his Chronique 2001 album. The track titled 'Education' featuring Eddie Griffith.
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by DemiGoddess(f): 3:45pm On Aug 10, 2016
joseph1832:
Lezz. Number 4 are the worse scum of the earth. I've experienced this kind of mothers. They're the type who usually encourage their daughters to go after well to do men. Some won't even mind fucking_ their daughters boyfriend' or husband' just so they can get a 'real piece of the action'.

This category of mothers make it their business to curse and beat their daughters if they see them with poor men, as they always tell them "make sure you date a man who can give you this and that, any man who can't do this and that for you shouldn't be talking to you at all".

Dr Dre illustrated who the ideal mother from Babylon is in his Chronique 2001 album. The track titled 'Education' featuring Eddie Griffith.
Old man!

How I missed you....
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 5:41pm On Aug 10, 2016
DemiGoddess:

Old man!

How I missed you....

Old man? Have we met before?
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by DemiGoddess(f): 6:28pm On Aug 10, 2016
joseph1832:
Old man? Have we met before?
You just made me laugh real hard. I missed you too!


Where is Postmann and why is he avoiding me?
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 6:33pm On Aug 10, 2016
DemiGoddess:


You just made me laugh real hard.
I missed you too!

Where is Postmann and why is he avoiding me?
I see. Perhaps mailman is trying to tame a dame. grin
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 9:43am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
I see. Perhaps mailman is trying to tame a dame. grin
Ah! speak plainly Sir!






Good morning smiley
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 9:47am On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:

Ah! speak plainly Sir!
Do I know you? You registered today and my post is the first you quoted and you even followed me. Tell me, who are you?
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 9:49am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
Do I know you? You registered today and my post is the first you quoted and you even followed me. Tell me, who are you?

You can't guess?

Postmann's goddess...
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 9:52am On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:


You can't guess?

Postmann's goddess...
Oh. What happened to the original goddess regalia, don't tell me it's in jail? smiley
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 10:09am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
Oh. What happened to the original goddess regalia, don't tell me it's in jail? smiley

Barely two days....


And my other alternate is in till 2020 but DG rides 9 nights after the ides of this month.

Have you seen my liege?
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 10:15am On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:


Barely two days....


And my other alternate is in till 2020 but DG rides 9 nights after the ides of this month.

Have you seen my liege?
2020! Wow! Your liege should be doing what he knows how to do best, pray. Lol.
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 10:22am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
2020! Wow! Your liege should be doing what he knows how to do best, pray. Lol.

Do you by any chance know why he is ignoring me?
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 10:30am On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:


Do you by any chance know why he is ignoring me?
I can't read minds. But I believe he may be busy working. You know outside, one have to earn a living to pay the bills.
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 10:36am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
I can't read minds. But I believe he may be busy working. You know outside, one have to earn a living to pay the bills.
Thank you.



You've changeed, thank God for small miracles wink
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 10:58am On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:

Thank you.

You've changeed, thank God for small miracles wink
I've changed? How? I've always been me. How have I changed?
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 11:07am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
I've changed? How? I've always been me. How have I changed?
Three months ago, you were OVERBEARING AND PATRONISING JOSEPH.[the tautology's for emphasis]
Now you're A BIT FRIENDLY AND PLAYFUL JOSEPH.


That's how.
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 11:28am On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:

Three months ago, you were OVERBEARING AND PATRONISING JOSEPH.[the tautology's for emphasis]
Now you're A BIT FRIENDLY AND PLAYFUL JOSEPH.


That's how.
Oh you're missing the point. I've always been the overbearing, patronising, friendly and playful Joseph. That hasn't changed. Most people just see what they want to see when interacting with me. smiley
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 11:34am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
Oh you're missing the point. I've always been the overbearing, patronising, friendly and playful Joseph. That hasn't changed. Most people just see what they want to see when interacting with me. smiley
Okay, got it...
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 11:36am On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:

Okay, got it...
So what else have you got, that might catch my attention? grin
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 11:41am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
So what else have you got, that might catch my attention? grin
grin

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Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 11:53am On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
So what else have you got, that might catch my attention? grin
The only person I'm hoping to catch his attention now is my Postmann and you're not HIM!
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 12:23pm On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:

The only person I'm hoping to catch his attention now is my Postmann and you're not HIM!
Hmm. Then by all means catch him while you still can, and have fun while you're at it. wink
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 2:21pm On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
Hmm. Then by all means catch him while you still can, and have fun while you're at it. wink
shocked shocked Don't tell me I've got competition?
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 2:26pm On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:

shocked shocked Don't tell me I've got competition?
I wouldn't know about that. grin
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by Imithea(f): 2:31pm On Aug 11, 2016
joseph1832:
I wouldn't know about that. grin
Just wish me luck then.
Re: 5 Categories Of Mothers And Where They Get To Spend Eternity. by joseph1832(m): 2:41pm On Aug 11, 2016
Imithea:

Just wish me luck then.
Good luck.

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