We all know how tough the country is right now. It has been worse for me coz I’ve been jobless for months.

So there’s this smallie who’s so obsessed with me, I just popped her virginity recently. She came visiting my room for the first time today and asked why my kitchen is so dry, I told her SAPA was the cause.

I said I had only 500 on me and told me she’ll be back soon. I was expecting her to return with snacks or stuffs like that. But to my surprise this girl entered the kitchen and after a few minutes my room was scenting like an intercontinental restaurant.

Breakdown of the ingredients she bought:
Potato: 150
Fresh pepper: 50
Ponmo.: 100
Crayfish : 50
She plucked the leaf in my compound and we washed it down with a bottle of chilled coke and made sweet love right after .

I think she’s just forming wife material coz she’s been begging me she wants to come and live with me permanently. I only allowed her to spend the weekend for now. She has scrubbed my bathroom and washed my clothes lol. Still watching her with sharp lens.

What fùckery is this

Even the most powerless deity in my village will not accept this as a sacrifice

Your babe is a good manager. Forget the pretenders above.

Marry her if she ticks others boxes, she's a woman that can save you a lot of money

Bigshoe2028:
Even the most powerless deity in my village will not accept this as a sacrifice

d tin resemble small pikin shit gan

add graphic pls this is so disgusting I can literally smell the bad odor from my phone

HASTA LA VISTA BABY ❤

Balanced diet.

Forget the critics.

This your food can make a seriously hungry man lose his appetite, in fact you are under arrest for posting such disgusting food on a public forum

Poverty bad sha!
Kai Buhari!

The girl no sabi cook sha. This one na potato pepper soup or what?

Mumu OP

Mumu food

This is shit regardless of the amoun7

Wow, this black looking diabolic thing is N300?

Something weh madmen deh pick for thrashcan for free

Nice meal..enjoy ur sef.

wife material 100yards

My brother in this Buhari regime!? You're enjoying ooo

Lols...una bad mouth for this forum na top notch

Someone said even the powerless deity in their Villa wouldn't accept such

Wheres angelicbeing sef

Raugh wan Kee mi

Lol food must have been delicious, but presentation is everything.

Lol.. If only the OP knew he was gonna get so many savage response and comments, baba for no post am lol. Fellows on nairaland no de smiles oo.

Op, I hope you had already consumed your meal before posting it cos d savage comments here fit make u lose appetite...BTW, your girl try sha

If I'm really seeing vegetable in that plate, then OP is jazzed. No comments can bring him back,,,, he's on a long thing

TheLordofHost:
We all know how tough the country is right now. It has been worse for me coz I’ve been jobless for months.

So there’s this smallie who’s so obsessed with me, I just popped her virginity recently. She came visiting my room for the first time today and asked why my kitchen is so dry, I told her SAPA was the cause.

I said I had only 500 on me and told me she’ll be back soon. I was expecting her to return with snacks or stuffs like that. But to my surprise this girl entered the kitchen and after a few minutes my room was scenting like an intercontinental restaurant.

Breakdown of the ingredients she bought:
Potato: 150
Fresh pepper: 50
Ponmo.: 100
Crayfish : 50
She plucked the leaf in my compound and we washed it down with a bottle of chilled coke and made sweet love right after .

I think she’s just forming wife material coz she’s been begging me she wants to come and live with me permanently. I only allowed her to spend the weekend for now. She has scrubbed my bathroom and washed my clothes lol. Still watching her with sharp lens.

Well done bro I like woman way sabi manage, enjoy your life abeg food na food

The efo looks delicious. I don't know what other people sare seeing/saying. Though I haven't ever tried eating vegetable with potato lol.

Shellsploit:
Wheres angelicbeing sef

The food looks good na, vegetables are healthy for the body

Lol.. the comments alone made lose focus. I almost didn't know what to comment.

It would have appeared better if she poured the sauce on top of the potatoes instead of serving it by the side.

Op please change her status from babe to wife before it’s late.

wait o... are u living in akure.. if i may ask